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    What do you call a cheap circumcision?

    A rip off
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    Re: Share your Lame Jokes!!

    A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

    The next day the farmer drove up and said: “Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died.”

    Kenny replied, “Well then, just give me my money back.”

    The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”

    Kenny said, “OK, then just unload the donkey.”

    The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?”

    Kenny: “I’m going to raffle him off.”

    Farmer: “You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!”

    Kenny: “Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he is dead.”

    A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, “What happened with that dead donkey?”

    Kenny: “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 a piece and made a profit of $998.00.”

    Farmer: “Didn’t anyone complain?”

    Kenny: “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2 back.”

    Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron

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    Kid asked his mother, "did I inherit my intelligence from you or father?"

    The mother responds, "Your father of course - I still have mine".
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    My math teacher called me average.

    How mean!
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    Saturday and Sunday are the strongest days because?


    The rest of the days are weak days
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    Why did shaytan refuse to cut onions and put them in his ps3?

    He was afraid that : "Devil may cry"
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    Why didn't the chicken wake up?

    Cos it was in a kurma (kurma is a type of gravy)
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    How does a Muslim close the door? Islams it.
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    Whats does shaytan and a beautiful blonde girl have in common?

    Their devilish looks
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