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    The greater gift for women in janna is



    That they can eat as much as they want and don't get fat

    No it's a jock I don't known

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    It's a lame jock sorry
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    Re: the greatest gift fir women in janna

    format_quote Originally Posted by syphax View Post
    The greater gift for women in janna is



    That they can eat as much as they want and don't get fat

    No it's a jock I don't known

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    It's a lame jock sorry
    Yes very lame - there is nothing wrong with a fat woman.
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    Re: the greatest gift fir women in janna

    format_quote Originally Posted by Supernova View Post
    Yes very lame - there is nothing wrong with a fat woman.
    Hey, the joke was hilarious

    Although I'd much prefer if that was a reality here on earth

    Is there a fat donation center anywhere?? Why we can donate organs but not fat
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    Re: the greatest gift fir women in janna

    format_quote Originally Posted by *charisma* View Post
    Hey, the joke was hilarious

    Although I'd much prefer if that was a reality here on earth

    Is there a fat donation center anywhere?? Why we can donate organs but not fat
    you are a true bro you saved me
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    Re: the greatest gift fir women in janna

    Jokes about overweight people? Really
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    Re: the greatest gift fir women in janna

    The prophet muhammed pbuh wouldnt like us to joke about people in such a way
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    Re: the greatest gift fir women in janna

    format_quote Originally Posted by *charisma* View Post
    Hey, the joke was hilarious

    Although I'd much prefer if that was a reality here on earth

    Is there a fat donation center anywhere?? Why we can donate organs but not fat
    You can donate fat o.O.You need to sign up in a gym and after 3 months of preparation for the surgery you can finally donate it to the air
    @syphax i knew since your first post you were going to bring humour here keep it up
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    Re: the greatest gift fir women in janna

    format_quote Originally Posted by cinnamonrolls1 View Post
    Jokes about overweight people? Really
    He didn't joke about overweight people.

    format_quote Originally Posted by cinnamonrolls1 View Post
    The prophet muhammed pbuh wouldnt like us to joke about people in such a way
    Actually there is a similar joke the prophet pbuh made about old people.


    As related by Hasan, an old lady from the Ansar (residents of Medina) came to the Prophet and told him:
    “Please make a dua (supplication) for me that I go to heaven.”

    The Prophet replied: “Did you not hear it? Old women cannot go to heaven.”

    The old lady became upset upon this. Then the Prophet said smiling: “Have you not read the verse: "We have produced the women of Paradise in a [new] creation and made them virgins, devoted [to their husbands] and of equal age” (Al-Vaqiah, 56/35-37). Then he explained to the old lady in a pleasant manner that old women would go to heaven as young girls, and he cheered her up.

    format_quote Originally Posted by DyingLight View Post
    You can donate fat o.O.You need to sign up in a gym and after 3 months of preparation for the surgery you can finally donate it to the air
    loooool for a second there you almost got me good one.
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    Re: the greatest gift fir women in janna

    I look forward to it.

    Prednisone and a hormone disorder did me no favors on the scale
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