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    Re: Ummah Forum: Virus (OP)


    Thats it : JSCoinminer

    Our brothers are under attack - Shall we send in the Rescue Team ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sister herb View Post
    Emergengy alert! The Captain has to save the whole mission and to find the missing teddy bear or else the whole planet (not only the UF) is in the serious risk. Can she do it in time or does she fail?
    Ok Never-mind

    Every Hero needs to make a sacrifice. Waves good bye and walks in spaceship. IB Fire Falcon

    10...9....2...1 ....

    BLASTOFF !!!

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    Re: Ummah Forum: Virus

    ...and now the whole forum is again full of dust after the rocket launching...

    Whose gonne clean all this mess?

    Ummah Forum: Rescue Mission

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    Re: Ummah Forum: Virus

    Quote Originally Posted by sister herb View Post
    ...and now the whole forum is again full of dust after the rocket launching...

    Whose gonne clean all this mess?

    CAPTAIN !!! You were suppose to be at the Tower with @AabiruSabeel to monitor my flight on IB FIRE FALCON !!! You know like to make sure that I'm ok and stuff....

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    Re: Ummah Forum: Virus

    Quote Originally Posted by Supernova View Post
    CAPTAIN !!! You were suppose to be at the Tower with @AabiruSabeel to monitor my flight on IB FIRE FALCON !!! You know like to make sure that I'm ok and stuff....
    Yes yes I know I am in the Tower but the whole tower and all monitors are covered with that mysterious dust. And I cant be here with @AabiruSabeel alone (so he is dusting the stairs outdoors)... without mahram you see. No problem, @*charisma* was here before but then we sended her to bring to us more burgers (with fresh salad and double cheese) and now it seems she has disappeared to somewhere. Or then she has lost to this awful dust...

    - - - Updated - - -

    No problems with the dust here any more: br @AabiruSabeel found bigger broom.



    We have connection again to our outer space flight.
    Last edited by sister herb; 12-01-2017 at 07:31 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sister herb View Post
    Yes yes I know I am in the Tower but the whole tower and all monitors are covered with that mysterious dust. And I cant be here with @AabiruSabeel alone (so he is dusting the stairs outdoors)... without mahram you see. No problem, @*charisma* was here before but then we sended her to bring to us more burgers (with fresh salad and double cheese) and now it seems she has disappeared to somewhere. Or then she has lost to this awful dust...
    REPORT FROM IB FIRE FALCON
    *************************
    Major @AabiruSabeel Captain @sister herb

    Captain - I have passed the Radiation Belt and now in Deep Space. It is so beautiful here, so serene. I wish you guys were (lucky enough to be) here.

    All systems are operational.

    Captain - I confirm that planet Xenon is within site. Landing system auto lock engaged. Going in....

    [crackles] Captain i can see [crackles] OMG...Cap[crackels]........Hostile [crackles] Captainnnnn...

    ....

    ..

    Captain ...HEL [crackles] .....BURG [ crackles.......] SOS [crackles] ..........ERS

    [ crackles] ..........

    crashing sound !

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    Quote Originally Posted by sister herb View Post
    Yes yes I know I am in the Tower but the whole tower and all monitors are covered with that mysterious dust. And I cant be here with @AabiruSabeel alone (so he is dusting the stairs outdoors)... without mahram you see. No problem, @*charisma* was here before but then we sended her to bring to us more burgers (with fresh salad and double cheese) and now it seems she has disappeared to somewhere. Or then she has lost to this awful dust...
    REPORT FROM IB FIRE FALCON
    *************************
    Major @AabiruSabeel Captain @sister herb

    Captain - I have passed the Radiation Belt and now in Deep Space. It is so beautiful here, so serene. I wish you guys were (lucky enough to be) here.

    All systems are operational.

    Captain - I confirm that planet Xenon is within site. Landing system auto lock engaged. Going in....

    [crackles] Captain i can see [crackles] OMG...Cap[crackels]........Hostile [crackles] Captainnnnn...

    ....

    ..

    Captain ...HEL [crackles] .....BURG [ crackles.......] SOS [crackles] ..........ERS

    [ crackles] ..........

    crashing sound !

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    Re: Ummah Forum: Virus

    * the connection disappeared - no connection*

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    Re: Ummah Forum: Virus

    Reports tell that at that outer space zone vicious giant burger aliens are activated. One of them must have to attacks against our brave hero (br Supernova). He must has had burgers in his spaceship as lunch. Here is only one way: The IB outer space rescue patrols have to send the rescue squadron with secret weapon: outer space ketchup which is the only what still can save this mission and fight against burger aliens (with double cheese).

    Ready to launch the ketchup space missiles...
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    Re: Ummah Forum: Virus

    mods doing facepalms !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grandad View Post
    Oh..I've still got mine..only buried under several inches of blubber.
    is blubber what you get past two inches of flubber?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scimitar View Post
    mods doing facepalms !!!

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    is blubber what you get past two inches of flubber?
    Oi...don't be cheeky.....but.....yes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sister herb View Post
    Reports tell that at that outer space zone vicious giant burger aliens are activated. One of them must have to attacks against our brave hero (br Supernova). He must has had burgers in his spaceship as lunch. Here is only one way: The IB outer space rescue patrols have to send the rescue squadron with secret weapon: outer space ketchup which is the only what still can save this mission and fight against burger aliens (with double cheese).

    Ready to launch the ketchup space missiles...
    Pleeeese......do stop talking about food
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    'Sometimes, silence is the best answer for a fool.' (Alī ibn Abī Tālib‎)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grandad View Post
    Oi...don't be cheeky.....but.....yes!

    I guess when our cheeks get past that stage they are less cheeky and a lot more "squeeky"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scimitar View Post
    I guess when our cheeks get past that stage they are less cheeky and a lot more "squeeky"
    Now that is well below the belt
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grandad View Post
    Now that is well below the belt
    that's coz it's time for elasticated trousers :S no belt required
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scimitar View Post
    that's coz it's time for elasticated trousers :S no belt required
    Nah...belts give greater security when wobbling through town. Besides, you can snap your belt at maurading elephants and drive them away (and this is why there are no such beasties in the valleys of South Wales).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scimitar View Post
    mods doing facepalms !!!
    Mods don´t have to do facepalms as long as we are operating under the command of Major @AabiruSabeel

    (But maybe this thread would be more suitable in the section of halal fun... )
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    Re: Ummah Forum: Rescue Mission

    Congratulations for a successful mission. The Ummah forum seems to be back again.
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    Re: Ummah Forum: Rescue Mission

    Yeah make Islamic board great again
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    Re: Ummah Forum: Rescue Mission

    *A Captain starts to prepare the the hero's welcoming seremonies for the return of br Supernova (who just survived from the vicious burger monster´s attack in the outer space)*

    A red carpet - OK
    Flowers - OK
    Cookies baked - Of course
    Teddy bear - Waiting
    A medal - Yes
    Speech is written - OK
    Pressure washer (because spaceship is still covered with the ketchup) - OK

    Now we only can wait... Oooh! Burgers with double cheese - All ready!

    But... does he ever return?



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    Yeah make Islamic board great again


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    Quote Originally Posted by sister herb View Post
    *A Captain starts to prepare the the hero's welcoming seremonies for the return of br Supernova (who just survived from the vicious burger monster´s attack in the outer space)*

    A red carpet - OK
    Flowers - OK
    Cookies baked - Of course
    Teddy bear - Waiting
    A medal - Yes
    Speech is written - OK
    Pressure washer (because spaceship is still covered with the ketchup) - OK

    Now we only can wait... Oooh! Burgers with double cheese - All ready!

    But... does he ever return?



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    FAX FROM SUPERNOVA'S TRANSMISSION DEVICE
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    GREETINGS EARTHLINGS, I AM TRANSMITTING FROM STUPIDNOVAS TRANSMITTER

    My Name is Brogon - I am the head of planet Xenon and we have intercepted your Trooper.

    I understand that UF is now resolved however you intention towards stealing from our planet was not seen kindly.
    We now will hold STUPIDNOVA hostage. He is undergoing interrogation severely.

    How much are you prepared to pay for his ransom?

    Mr B

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    Re: Ummah Forum: Rescue Mission

    You get all cookies, ok? We also have some cakes. All halal.

    *A Captain sends emergency message to the Head Tower*

    How much cookies we have in our storage - Need all of them as ransom - Add to them our secret ketchup - It is deadly for all aliens - I will go personally to make a deal - prepare our special spaceship - I am brave muslimah - I do not afraid - Where is my teddy bear -
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    Re: Ummah Forum: Rescue Mission

    Quote Originally Posted by sister herb View Post
    You get all cookies, ok? We also have some cakes. All halal.

    *A Captain sends emergency message to the Head Tower*

    How much cookies we have in our storage - Need all of them as ransom - Add to them our secret ketchup - It is deadly for all aliens - I will go personally to make a deal - prepare our special spaceship - I am brave muslimah - I do not afraid - Where is my teddy bear -
    FAX FROM SUPERNOVA'S TRANSMISSION DEVICE
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    GREETINGS EARTHLINGS, I AM TRANSMITTING FROM
    STUPID
    NOVAS TRANSMITTER
    I will not accept anything but IB$ - 10 Million IB$ for STUPID
    NOVA

    He is in great pain - we will continue to interrogate.

    Mwhahahaha Mwahahaha


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