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    Re: Ummah Forum: Virus (OP)


    Thats it : JSCoinminer

    Our brothers are under attack - Shall we send in the Rescue Team ?

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    Re: Ummah Forum: Rescue Mission

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    How do you use dollars in the outer space? I will send mr Trump to you - he is much worthy than 10 million dollars or even 10 million cookies.



    By the way, we don´t use dollars here in IB. Our currency is cookies. If you deny to take mr Trump, then would you prefer regular cookies or chocolate cookies?
    Last edited by sister herb; 12-03-2017 at 05:05 PM.
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    Re: Ummah Forum: Virus

    Quote Originally Posted by Scimitar View Post
    Hey, wait... I was always the proverbial Coffee Meister, and inherited that title from uncle woodrow. And I aint budging.

    Anyone heard from the grandmaster woodrow? I sure do miss him.
    Dealing with trolls on another forum:

    http://www.city-data.com/forum/membe...i-1153483.html

    Unfortunately, he hasn't been on in a while. Hope he's doing well
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    Re: Ummah Forum: Rescue Mission

    Quote Originally Posted by sister herb View Post
    how do you use dollars in the outer space? I will send mr trump to you - he is much worthy than 10 million dollars or even 10 million cookies.

    ;d

    by the way, we don´t use dollars here in ib. Our currency is cookies. If you deny to take mr trump, then would you prefer regular cookies or chocolate cookies?
    **** fax from stupidnova transmittor ****

    your man has been no use to us and doesn't have any information.

    We will return stupidnova now. Drop off point will be johannesburg - south africa.
    Please do not attempt to invade planet xenon again.

    Mr b

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    Re: Ummah Forum: Rescue Mission

    *a captain delivers huge piles of pillows everywhere in Johannesburg to make sure br Supernove doesn´t hurt himself when he will become dropped back to the earth*

    Good but now... what I will do with this mr Trump I captured for ransoms? Should I release him? Or bring him to the zoo (and leave him there)? But to which section? Maybe to the lizard house...
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    Re: Ummah Forum: Rescue Mission

    Quote Originally Posted by sister herb View Post
    *a captain delivers huge piles of pillows everywhere in Johannesburg to make sure br Supernove doesn´t hurt himself when he will become dropped back to the earth*

    Good but now... what I will do with this mr Trump I captured for ransoms? Should I release him? Or bring him to the zoo (and leave him there)? But to which section? Maybe to the lizard house...
    [Lands safely on pillows flaunting a IB Iconic parachute ]

    Major @AabiruSabeel & Captain, I am back.

    Unfortunately, I have dropped a double cheese burger on the pedal and accelerated into Planet Xenon thereby leading to my capture.

    I understand you have questions for me regarding my mission.

    As for your conundrum Captain, most Zoos now promote the Evolutionary lie and have a missing link chain department. I see if fitting to have him in that department.

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    Re: Ummah Forum: Rescue Mission

    Yes of course. Those evolutionary theorists may think that mr Trump is a missing link between lizards and humans... Do you think it still would to be possible to launch him to the outer space or do Xenons think it´s a hostile action?
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    Re: Ummah Forum: Rescue Mission

    Quote Originally Posted by sister herb View Post
    Yes of course. Those evolutionary theorists may think that mr Trump is a missing link between lizards and humans...
    Are you telling me he's not?
    Ummah Forum: Rescue Mission

    'Sometimes, silence is the best answer for a fool.' (Alī ibn Abī Tālib‎)

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    Re: Ummah Forum: Rescue Mission

    Quote Originally Posted by sister herb View Post
    Yes of course. Those evolutionary theorists may think that mr Trump is a missing link between lizards and humans... Do you think it still would to be possible to launch him to the outer space or do Xenons think it´s a hostile action?
    That's rather insulting to both lizards and humans.

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    I apologize both lizards and humans. I didn´t mean to insult you.

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    Re: Ummah Forum: Virus

    Quote Originally Posted by sister herb View Post
    I got influenza vaccination few weeks ago. I hope it´s enough to safe me against this virus.

    And could you send this "captain" Supernova after me so he can rescue both me and the refugees?
    I’d like to point out captain, for future missions...that the best way to deal with viruses such as the UF one is to let the immune system (read: anti virus system) do it’s job as it’s been designed to, the flu vacc only covers a few strains of flu and it’s efficacy is not proven. For next time I suggest you prepare in advance for the virus season by boosting your anti virus system naturally with things such as high doses of vitamin c, apple cider vinegar/lemon water in the morningsi, probiotics and possibly even Home made kefir if you’re brave to aid in promoting gut (read: firewall) Health
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    Re: Ummah Forum: Virus

    Quote Originally Posted by Re.TiReD View Post
    I’d like to point out captain, for future missions...that the best way to deal with viruses such as the UF one is to let the immune system (read: anti virus system) do it’s job as it’s been designed to, the flu vacc only covers a few strains of flu and it’s efficacy is not proven. For next time I suggest you prepare in advance for the virus season by boosting your anti virus system naturally with things such as high doses of vitamin c, apple cider vinegar/lemon water in the morningsi, probiotics and possibly even Home made kefir if you’re brave to aid in promoting gut (read: firewall) Health
    Now you come with this solution ! Now !

    After all I went through on planet Xenon

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    Re: Ummah Forum: Virus

    Quote Originally Posted by Re.TiReD View Post
    I’d like to point out captain, for future missions...that the best way to deal with viruses such as the UF one is to let the immune system (read: anti virus system) do it’s job as it’s been designed to, the flu vacc only covers a few strains of flu and it’s efficacy is not proven. For next time I suggest you prepare in advance for the virus season by boosting your anti virus system naturally with things such as high doses of vitamin c, apple cider vinegar/lemon water in the morningsi, probiotics and possibly even Home made kefir if you’re brave to aid in promoting gut (read: firewall) Health
    That´s a good advice but as I am in the undercover job here in the secret world behind of my screen as working with elderly and terminal care patients I am not allowed to run without vaccination for the sake of security of those others. Please do not reveal my secret job, I am just an agent/nurse student.
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    Re: Ummah Forum: Virus

    Quote Originally Posted by sister herb View Post
    That´s a good advice but as I am in the undercover job here in the secret world behind of my screen as working with elderly and terminal care patients I am not allowed to run without vaccination for the sake of security of those others. Please do not reveal my secret job, I am just an agent/nurse student.
    ​Still waiting for my medal Captain

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    Ooops... We already started welcoming seremonies before but then we got that ransom demand. *rush to looking for a medal* Where´s a red carpet? Still in the laundry???? Just a moment and I find the welcoming speech... and cakes...
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    Re: Ummah Forum: Rescue Mission

    Quote Originally Posted by sister herb View Post
    Ooops... We already started welcoming seremonies before but then we got that ransom demand. *rush to looking for a medal* Where´s a red carpet? Still in the laundry???? Just a moment and I find the welcoming speech... and cakes...
    I am still waiting - no carpet , no VIPS, No speech.........Where is everyone ?

    If you only you people knew what I went through on planet Xenon - (protecting you guys need I say) !!!

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    Re: Ummah Forum: Rescue Mission

    Ahem ahem... may I get some silence! Now I think that everything is ready. Let´s check once more:

    A red carpet - arrived from the laundry
    Flowers - new, fresh ones
    Cookies baked - a lot of
    Teddy bear - ready
    A medal - yes, very big, golden
    Speech is written - finally

    But where is our Super Master I mean major br AabiruSabeel, the head commander of the Tower?
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    Re: Ummah Forum: Rescue Mission

    Quote Originally Posted by sister herb View Post
    Ahem ahem... may I get some silence! Now I think that everything is ready. Let´s check once more:

    A red carpet - arrived from the laundry
    Flowers - new, fresh ones
    Cookies baked - a lot of
    Teddy bear - ready
    A medal - yes, very big, golden
    Speech is written - finally

    But where is our Super Master I mean major br AabiruSabeel, the head commander of the Tower?
    Very sub-standard reception for a War Hero I must say.
    Frankly, I am very disappointed.

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    Re: Ummah Forum: Rescue Mission

    Quote Originally Posted by Supernova View Post
    Very sub-standard reception for a War Hero I must say.
    Frankly, I am very disappointed.
    Which war?

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    Re: Ummah Forum: Rescue Mission

    Do you want two teddy bears? Your name cut into the stone and written to the history books? A million of IB dollars... but the currency of IB is cookies... so million cookies? Better to leave this to the head commander or what ever - a captain might be too low rank to decide about such receptions...

    I would take those cookies.


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    Re: Ummah Forum: Rescue Mission

    Quote Originally Posted by AabiruSabeel View Post
    Which war?
    Well I Wasn't exactly having a party on Planet Xenon was I now


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