Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?
Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!
How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.
And I do sit ups.
We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?
And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?
Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.
So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.
Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.
n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
Lol, You and Minaz are funny ....Hmmm my problem iz, I went 2 eid but got n trouble while I waz there, okay I know this is like a day old now but I'm juss now seeing the thread cuz it was just started......So ummm, how do I get out of trouble Dawg?...Dont worry this aint no big serious problem that might have to make me post in Cyber Counselling......Hollaz
BTW when yall say "WE" get a laugh out of it.......Ahem, does that mean you laugh at our problems or just cuz u couldnt help?
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Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
format_quote Originally Posted by baby_muslimah15
Lol, You and Minaz are funny ....Hmmm my problem iz, I went 2 eid but got n trouble while I waz there, okay I know this is like a day old now but I'm juss now seeing the thread cuz it was just started......So ummm, how do I get out of trouble Dawg?...Dont worry this aint no big serious problem that might have to make me post in Cyber Counselling......Hollaz
Salaam and/or Hollaz, whatever you crazy cats are saying now
How exactly did you get in trouble? If you don't want to tell us, then simply use Muezzin's Simple Trick for Everything: Go and beat up a tramp.
Not only is it sadistically funny, you're also helping the economy!
BTW when yall say "WE" get a laugh out of it.......Ahem, does that mean you laugh at our problems or just cuz u couldnt help?
It means both of those, yet neither of them.
format_quote Originally Posted by Abrar
secular humanists and certain bossy and ego maniac "human rights" orgs.Those are my probelms.
See above answer. I'd like to see what human rights orgs have to say about assaulting random vagrants.
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....Hmmm my problem iz, I went 2 eid but got n trouble while I waz there, okay I know this is like a day old now but I'm juss now seeing the thread cuz it was just started......So ummm, how do I get out of trouble Dawg?...Dont worry this aint no big serious problem that might have to make me post in Cyber Counselling......Hollaz
$$baby_muslimah15 
Lol, You and Minaz are funny
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