Alright, I sorta wrote this a long time ago...and was VERY hesitant about posting it, but I guess it distroys the whole purpose of writing it: to share it with all of you! Well, I've been here long enough to know many of the EXTRAORDINARY members that make LI unique and special Mashallah, including the nonmuslims who have had to deal with our craziness..
Anyways I wrote this on my free time *during class when it got soo boring*, and it's a bit outdated, but those of you who have been here for a few months, should know what is going on Inshallah..Alright, Imma shut up now and let you all read..
Characters in this Scene (so the newbies don't get lost):
Ofcoarse the Golden Title is given to the
Head Administrator of LI:
Kadafi : Creator of LI (Barak Allahu Feek!)
Administrators of LI (shades included ofcoarse):
Ansar: One of LI’s top refuter Khaldun : The “Quiet” Mod, expresses himself with a raise of an eyebrow…amazing hafidh mashallah, also helped with the creation of LI
The SuperMods also referred to as
SM's of LI:
Far7an: Most sarcastic, and top SM at LI zAk: Who doesn’t know him! Muhammed: One of the more knowledgeable brothers…closes threads in peace Ra'eesah:Mashallah, Very knowledgable, an amazing mod mashallah, but no longer with us *sigh*
Brownies a.k.a "the kids", but formally known as the
Moderators of LI:
Mamsoo- Is now known and referred to as Labiba..(sorry gal, mamsoo will always be stuck with me) Ahmed-LI’sHalo addict! Halima- LI’s Fatwa distributer Rabi'ya- The "Quiet" sister mod Fi- Very knowledgeable bro, mini version of Ansar, always has ahadith at the tip of his fingertips!
Full Members (majority of LI, we rule! 'cept when we get warnings :X) czgibson- LI's nonmuslim refuter, english teacher, and excellent character *if you read this thread, please ignore the spelling and grammar mistakes..*
*disclaimer: characters based on real people, and real life events **THIS WAS NOT WRITTEN TO OFFEND ANYONE!! IF MODS FEEL THAT IT IS SOMEWHAT OFFENDING OR PROVIDES A NEGATIVE ENVIRONMENT FOR LI, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO DELETE WITHOUT CONSENT**
Part - I
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Main Room Everyone is sitting on a nice recliner chair sipping on their favorite drink, except the mods who sat at the trainee table (excluding mamsoo, cuz shes not a kid ) Mamsoo and Ra'eesah are discussing social frailities in ths world, while the brother SMs (supermods) are discussing the destruction of the marriage section.
zAk: it must go, too many kids
Far7an: I agree, there topics are childish
zAk: v must talk to kadafi about it
Muhammed: But, ppl would lose their (moderating) jobs
zAk: hmmmmmmm
far7an: well we can assign them to another section
zAk: ah
Muhammed: what about those that need real advice?
zAk: v have the counselling section
far7an: when will Kada---
All of a sudden Kadafi comes in with Ansar and khaldun behind him, both wearing shades.
Kadafi looks around then signals with his hand the SMs to the 'back office'
zAk and far7an slowly walk behind them whispering to eachother.
zAk: what's with ansar and khaldun wearing the shades? *raises eyebrow SS style*
far7an: Authority
zAk: ah.
Muhammed: I thought it was cuz its sunny today :confused:
All of them shrug and walk into the office.
BACK INTO THE MAIN ROOM
some gossip was going on between the "kids" about why the SM's were called back
Ahmad: I heard they were going to add another section
Mamsoo: I heard they were going to let someone go *shocked*
Fi: well whatever it is we shouldn't be talking about it, lets be patient and ask them when they return inshallah *insert hadith here*
Halima: I agree
All sit there in a moment of silence
Ahmad: So, anyone up for pizza?
Fi: We're on a budget *sigh*
Ahmad: Anyone willing to donate :brother:
Mamsoo: Ok, Ok, I'll pay for the pizza this time
Halima: no no no dont pay for all of it, ill pay half
Rabiya: ok, lets all pitch in
Mamsoo: nonsense! I said i was going to pay for it
Halima: I said i was gonna pay half, rabiya dont worry bout it
Rabiya: well i wont eat if im not even gonna pitch in my part.
Mamsoo: ok that's enough, i said i was paying, so I'm paying, alright?
Halima: Well ok whatever, when the pizza man comes, I'll just pay half
Sisters continue to bicker over the pizza
Fi and Ahmad look at each other
Ahmad: We're never gonna get our pizza, are we...
Fi: not unless u start bringing in your own money
INSIDE THE BACK OFFICE
kadafi: so what is all this about?
Ansar: I was refuting czgibson...Inshallah this wont take long *ahem*
SuperMods get a bit nervous
Ra'essah: I have no clue whats going on, so dont ask me.
Far7an: well, zAk and i were discussing how it might be gud to close the marriage section for a bit.
zAk: more like forever.
Ansar: *sigh*
Khaldun: ah, let the kids have their fun
Kadafi: and how will the closure of this section help or benefit the forum?
zAk: *cough* *looks at farhan*
far7an looks back at zAk signaling him to say something. Kadafi raises his eyebrow, waiting patiently for a reply.
zAk: vell how does it help the forum if v dont close it? :brother:
Far7an: *looks at zAk because of his response* well, the topics are getting useless and there is no benefit to them. If a member wants real help, they can look at past threads or use the counseling section.
TO BE CONTINUED . . . . . (don't worry, more members have already been added to the next scenes..just be patient Inshallah)
I'm gonna close this thread unless Minaz and I are featured. We have contracts!
loool
what about my favourite Trainee Mod?! Muezzin isnt mentioned !!
Did I not say "EXTRAORDINARY members of LI", now will LI ever be the same without the works of muezzin and minaz??? 'coarse not! so they are mentioned in Part IV alhemdulilah..
But hmm, is it too much to ask that Alpha Dude gets featured in the chronicles somewhere? I know I'm a recent addition to the force, but come on, I'm probably the coolest.
ooh a request.. lol
well I would have to read your posts actually, to get what your personality is like...but I'll try to work you in somehow inshallah, otherwise I would have to make a personality up sorry bro Muhammed :X
How much longer do you think y'all can handle waiting for part II?
Ofcoarse the Golden Title is given to the
Head Administrator of LI:
Kadafi : Creator of LI (Barak Allahu Feek!)
Administrators of LI (shades included ofcoarse):
None have been featured in this Part
The SuperMods also referred to as
SM's of LI:
Far7an: Most sarcastic, and top SM at LI zAk: Who doesn’t know him! Muhammed: One of the more knowledgeable brothers…closes threads in peace
Brownies a.k.a "the kids", but formally known as the
Moderators of LI:
Mamsoo- Is now known and referred to as Labiba..(sorry gal, mamsoo will always be stuck with me) Ahmed-LI’sHalo addict! Halima- LI’s Fatwa distributer Fi- Very knowledgeable bro, mini version of Ansar, always has ahadith at the tip of his fingertips!
Full Members (majority of LI, we rule! 'cept when we get warnings :X) None have been featured in this Part.
PART II
Kadafi: Alright, I’ll consider it, but im not making any promises.
He stands up and places his hand upon Muhammed’s shoulder. Muhammed stares at his shoulder nervously. Kadifi squints his eyes as if in a moment of reminisce, he waves his finger at all of them as if telling a life lesson.
Kadafi: The world is an angry place lads, one man changes his uniform (username color), the rest attack you as a hungry mob for a little bit of green.
Farhan: *coughs*
zAk: but some wanted pink—
Farhan quickly interrupts him purposely by elbowing him, signaling him to stop bringing the subject up.
Kadafi: Well, I guess that’s all then innit?
All SM’s nod their head and shake hands. As soon as Kadafi snaps his fingers, the admins put their shades back on and walk out behind Kadafi into the main room.
Kadafi: Assalamu Alaikum.
SMs: Walaikum asalaam
IN THE MAIN ROOM
The mods are busy eating their pizza while the Admins are passing through.
Mamsoo: Would you like some pizza?
Kadafi: No, Barak Allahu feeki, moms cooking besides, we have a lot of work to do today, no time to eat. Assalamu Alaikum.
Everyone: Walaikum asalaam wa rahmatallah
Ahmad gives Fi a curious look
Ahmad: Whats up with the admins wearing the shades??
Fi: I dunno, Authority probably…lets get some
BACK ROOM
Muhammed: He’s going to say no
Farhan: Why do you say that?
Muhammed: Well, he’s always bringing that story up. Besides, people ask for too many changes. Remember all those requests for different language sections?
zAk: Well I told him to put something like that up before, but he wouldn’t listen
Far7an: no matter, we’ll just have to wait and see inshallah.
zAk: Do you guys smell that??
Far7an looks towards Muhammed’s direction
Muhammed: What?! It wasn’t me!
zAk: No, no, its not that. It’s definitely not that. I smell food.
Muhammed: oh I smell that too…
Farhan: You guys are weird.
zAk: Ah, well I’ll be right back
MAIN ROOM
zAk walks into the main room and everyone suddenly stops and stares at him, wondering why he’s without his group.
Ahmad: uhh, want some??
zAk grabs a slice
zAk: v wont speak of this, yea? I’ll reward you guys with reps later.
He begins to walk away quietly, watching out for Muhammed and Farhan.
Mamsoo: What was all that about *raises eyebrow*
Ahmad: Apparently SMs and Admins just get weirder as they get higher in authority :confused:
Fi: We forgot to ask him about what they were discussing.
Ahmad: oh yea…HEY ZAK!!??
zAk quickly turns around.
zAk: shhhhhhhhhh!! You wanna get me in trouble?
Ahmad: in trouble?
zAk: im going out for my 10,000 posts celebration dinner later with the brothers. There will be cakes and tea
Ahmad: oh yea…well anyways, what were you guys discussing in there?
zAk: I’ll tell you later, right now I have to go before they get suspicious of me..
zAk leaves.
Mamsoo: Ah, well, I better go and moderate the sisters forum, Alhemdulilah, that was good pizza. See you all later, Assalamu Alaikum
Halima: Wait, I’ll come with you. Assalamu Alaikum
Brothers: Walaikum Alaikum
Ahmad: Ah, we’re left cleaning the table.
Fi: well you didn’t pay for the pizza, so it’s the least you can do.
Ahmad: true.
IN THE SISTER’S ROOM
The sisters are sharing their pictures.
Sis 1: OMG! Mashallah, you’re soo cute!
Sis 2: I love your eyes, their gorgeous!
Sis 3: But I don’t like that color on me
Sis 2: Are you crazy?? Its beautiful mashallah
Sis 3: I think the pic would look better if I was in a
darker color.
Sis 1: I agree, the color of the background is way
too light.
Sis 4: ok gals, heres my picture but it’s the only time im going to show it to you all.
Sis 3: mashallah I love your hair!
Sis 2: you look soo innocent.
Sis 1: I love your smile mashallah
Sis 4: barak allahu feekum, awww stop, u guys are making me blush.
IN THE BROTHER’S ROOM
The brothers are sharing pics
Bro 1: Here’s my pic while I was in Saudi
Bro 2: The masjid is really big mashallah
Bro 1: yea, there were a lot of people alhemdulilah
Bro 2: ah this is the one of last month?
Bro 1: yup
Part III will be posted some time next week, most likely on Thurs./Friday..
Inshallah none of these have offended anyone, if it did or if you feel it did, please notify me so that I may edit. Barak Allahu feekum.
fi aman Allah
w'salaam
Last edited by *charisma*; 06-02-2006 at 03:11 AM.
hahhah looooooooool ! mashallah sis u r hilarious !! hahaha at the comments in the gender rooms ! ROFL ! guys cant compliment each other hey [directed at sis or wateva]
jazakallah sis !! keep going [directed to the sis]
That is so funny! The pictures part - the guys focus more on the background, whilst the girls go into girly detail! lol. And the celebration dinner was cool. I reckon there should've been jalebi's and chai, oh, and samosas.
Great writing sis.
Peace
“Verily passion turns kings into slaves, and patience turns slaves into kings…Do you not see the story of Yusuf and Zulaykha?”
Hehe luvin' it sis! MashAllah, Such a vivid imagination lol...Nah very very good Bwess!...
I think ya should put some of teh users in there erm like Hei gou or someone well known, it will increase their populatiry rate aswell hehe..Nah just put them in for the sake of it...Would be fun to read but nervertheless excellent!
WalaykumAsalaam x
Ya Muslimeen
Ya Mu’meneen
Open up your eyes
Aim for the ultimate prize
Which is paradise
Allah’s laws
By definition has no flaw
So why do we pause?
Tell me what’s the cause
Hold your applause
Takbir!!!!!
Allahu Akbar
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) Mamsoo and Ra'eesah are discussing social frailities in ths world, while the brother SMs (supermods) are discussing the destruction of the marriage section.
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oh: and when did u come online ?? aah well cya laters.........and plzzzzzzzzzzz post upp !! 
أم ذي عينين كبيرين 
صفية و عمر 
I smell that too…
Great stuff!!
hahhah looooooooool ! mashallah sis u r hilarious !! hahaha at the comments in the gender rooms ! ROFL ! guys cant compliment each other hey 
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