Alright, I sorta wrote this a long time ago...and was VERY hesitant about posting it, but I guess it distroys the whole purpose of writing it: to share it with all of you! Well, I've been here long enough to know many of the EXTRAORDINARY members that make LI unique and special Mashallah, including the nonmuslims who have had to deal with our craziness..
Anyways I wrote this on my free time *during class when it got soo boring*, and it's a bit outdated, but those of you who have been here for a few months, should know what is going on Inshallah..Alright, Imma shut up now and let you all read..
Characters in this Scene (so the newbies don't get lost):
Ofcoarse the Golden Title is given to the
Head Administrator of LI:
Kadafi : Creator of LI (Barak Allahu Feek!)
Administrators of LI (shades included ofcoarse):
Ansar: One of LI’s top refuter Khaldun : The “Quiet” Mod, expresses himself with a raise of an eyebrow…amazing hafidh mashallah, also helped with the creation of LI
The SuperMods also referred to as
SM's of LI:
Far7an: Most sarcastic, and top SM at LI zAk: Who doesn’t know him! Muhammed: One of the more knowledgeable brothers…closes threads in peace Ra'eesah:Mashallah, Very knowledgable, an amazing mod mashallah, but no longer with us *sigh*
Brownies a.k.a "the kids", but formally known as the
Moderators of LI:
Mamsoo- Is now known and referred to as Labiba..(sorry gal, mamsoo will always be stuck with me) Ahmed-LI’sHalo addict! Halima- LI’s Fatwa distributer Rabi'ya- The "Quiet" sister mod Fi- Very knowledgeable bro, mini version of Ansar, always has ahadith at the tip of his fingertips!
Full Members (majority of LI, we rule! 'cept when we get warnings :X) czgibson- LI's nonmuslim refuter, english teacher, and excellent character *if you read this thread, please ignore the spelling and grammar mistakes..*
*disclaimer: characters based on real people, and real life events **THIS WAS NOT WRITTEN TO OFFEND ANYONE!! IF MODS FEEL THAT IT IS SOMEWHAT OFFENDING OR PROVIDES A NEGATIVE ENVIRONMENT FOR LI, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO DELETE WITHOUT CONSENT**
Part - I
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Main Room Everyone is sitting on a nice recliner chair sipping on their favorite drink, except the mods who sat at the trainee table (excluding mamsoo, cuz shes not a kid ) Mamsoo and Ra'eesah are discussing social frailities in ths world, while the brother SMs (supermods) are discussing the destruction of the marriage section.
zAk: it must go, too many kids
Far7an: I agree, there topics are childish
zAk: v must talk to kadafi about it
Muhammed: But, ppl would lose their (moderating) jobs
zAk: hmmmmmmm
far7an: well we can assign them to another section
zAk: ah
Muhammed: what about those that need real advice?
zAk: v have the counselling section
far7an: when will Kada---
All of a sudden Kadafi comes in with Ansar and khaldun behind him, both wearing shades.
Kadafi looks around then signals with his hand the SMs to the 'back office'
zAk and far7an slowly walk behind them whispering to eachother.
zAk: what's with ansar and khaldun wearing the shades? *raises eyebrow SS style*
far7an: Authority
zAk: ah.
Muhammed: I thought it was cuz its sunny today :confused:
All of them shrug and walk into the office.
BACK INTO THE MAIN ROOM
some gossip was going on between the "kids" about why the SM's were called back
Ahmad: I heard they were going to add another section
Mamsoo: I heard they were going to let someone go *shocked*
Fi: well whatever it is we shouldn't be talking about it, lets be patient and ask them when they return inshallah *insert hadith here*
Halima: I agree
All sit there in a moment of silence
Ahmad: So, anyone up for pizza?
Fi: We're on a budget *sigh*
Ahmad: Anyone willing to donate :brother:
Mamsoo: Ok, Ok, I'll pay for the pizza this time
Halima: no no no dont pay for all of it, ill pay half
Rabiya: ok, lets all pitch in
Mamsoo: nonsense! I said i was going to pay for it
Halima: I said i was gonna pay half, rabiya dont worry bout it
Rabiya: well i wont eat if im not even gonna pitch in my part.
Mamsoo: ok that's enough, i said i was paying, so I'm paying, alright?
Halima: Well ok whatever, when the pizza man comes, I'll just pay half
Sisters continue to bicker over the pizza
Fi and Ahmad look at each other
Ahmad: We're never gonna get our pizza, are we...
Fi: not unless u start bringing in your own money
INSIDE THE BACK OFFICE
kadafi: so what is all this about?
Ansar: I was refuting czgibson...Inshallah this wont take long *ahem*
SuperMods get a bit nervous
Ra'essah: I have no clue whats going on, so dont ask me.
Far7an: well, zAk and i were discussing how it might be gud to close the marriage section for a bit.
zAk: more like forever.
Ansar: *sigh*
Khaldun: ah, let the kids have their fun
Kadafi: and how will the closure of this section help or benefit the forum?
zAk: *cough* *looks at farhan*
far7an looks back at zAk signaling him to say something. Kadafi raises his eyebrow, waiting patiently for a reply.
zAk: vell how does it help the forum if v dont close it? :brother:
Far7an: *looks at zAk because of his response* well, the topics are getting useless and there is no benefit to them. If a member wants real help, they can look at past threads or use the counseling section.
TO BE CONTINUED . . . . . (don't worry, more members have already been added to the next scenes..just be patient Inshallah)
Amani: The reason cited for the difference in required clothing between men and women in this matter is the difference in their anatomies. Therefore, both men and women are excepted to dress simply, modestly and with dignity. Men have to grow their beards, wear loose and unrevealing clothing from their navel to theirs knee.
searchingsoul: That is a lot regulations…but isn’t that restricting the women’s freedom and free-will to dress as she pleases.
Umm_Shaheed: What? So those that dress scantily are deemed free? No of course, it does not restrict the woman. In fact, it protects her honor. This dress minimizes sexual enticement and degradation in society for both men and women! It is firstly obedience to God. As He is the One who created us and knows what is best for His creation and has decreed the Hijab for the women.
Allah says: "There is no compulsion in the religion." (Surah al-Baqara verse 256)
More clicking sound! Stay tuned![/CENTER]
reached page 18 lol but regarding the above aayah, isnt it only regarding accpeting islam? because from here its referring to wearing the niqaab isnt it?
lol @ bro h4run, I actually think he may be very thin, and probably short too, allahu a'lem... *don't kill me if I'm totally wrong*
and bro zak...aka abu yahya (yes 'zAk' will still live on forever bro, so stop tryin!) umm well you have to really know LI to know who he is in the scripts..and that would be LI-Staff in the recent ones.
format_quote Originally Posted by Yanal
what! a small part for me i want to be in main parts and cool for letting me stay with muhammad(gotta learn stuff).. hack his account(jokes) more plz
Sabrun Jameel , be patient ekhi
Head Admins:
None Featured in this Scene
Administrators of LI (shades included of coarse):
None Featured in this Scene
The SuperMods also referred to as SM's of LI:
None Featured in this Scene
The Moderators, or "Orangies" None featured in this Scene
LI Members:
Alpha Dude
Chacha_Jalebi (Br. Chacha)
H4run
**note: Characters depicted in scenes are based on real-life people in fictional situations. Attributions may be completely false and used only for humorous reasons. 'LI Scenes' does not reflect my opinion of what I think of others, except that I'm thankful they let me use them in my scripts oh: Jazakum Allahu Khair
PART VIII-II
ROOM 1: Alpha Dude, H4run, Chacha
Chacha: Ello ello!! Whoa! Bunkbeds!
H4run: I call top bunk first!
Chacha: No way! Manz gets top bunk!
H4run: Pfft! in your dreams!
Chacha: In your lifetime!
H4run: But with the laws of gravity, chacha my friend, I predict if you sleep on top, your likelihood of falling will increase to a proportion greater than the chances of you remaining on top!
Chacha: Yes, yes…but trustful companion, if you stay on top, given your phobia of heights, the probability of you having a nightmare will increase your chances dramatically, thus we can take from the laws of gravity and the likelihood of a phobia attack, your chances of remaining on the top bunk during the night are slim to none.
Alpha Dude:
H4run: *hesitates* ugh, fine!
Chacha:
H4run: Darnit Chacha, you really know how to launch someone’s tear ducts!
Chacha: aww I’m sorry bruv
H4run: Did you have to go and mention my phobia
Chacha: ok ok, if you really want to sleep on the top bunk you can have it.
H4run: no no, its ok…I should be the one to apol --
Alpha Dude: *sourly interrupts* Awwww are we friends again? Awwww… *goes to set up a cot*
Chacha:
H4run searches through his personal boxes.
H4run: Look what I have!! *holds up magazine*
Chacha: oh: OMG! NO. YOU. DON’T.
H4run: I think I do! *big grin*
Chacha: It’s the 11th unreleased silver edition of…
H4run: yes, yes!
Chacha: N4BZ (Naseeha 4 Brothers Zine)!
H4run: And look! There’s a “Are You a True Brother” Quiz!
Chacha: Let’s take it!
H4run: Wait, lets call Alpha in here to take it with us.
Alpha walks in annoyed after being called.
Alpha: What?
H4run: We have a few questions to ask you…
Alpha: umm okay??
H4run: Now answer truthfully ok?
Alpha: Ok.
Chacha: now, question one: so lets say IF me and H4run were captured by the KKK and they threatened to kill us by the end of the week unless you make the decision to save just ONE of us, which one of us would it be??
Alpha: seeing as I don’t like either of you, I’ll say neither!
H4run: but which one of us do you dislike more? *flutters lashes*
Chacha: ugh, Come on. Alpha, seriously…
Alpha: Ok ok..so you say I have till the end of the week to make the decision right?
H4run: yep..
Alpha: I’ll pray istikhara hahahaha…
Chacha: :glare:
H4run: Well! If you didn’t want to take the quiz you should’ve just said so!
Alpha: You didn’t tell me I was taking a quiz!
H4run: Cuz we knew you’d say no!
Alpha: So what’s the point of still doing it?
Chacha: Well it doesn’t matter now anyways…
Alpha: Lemme see that quiz *snags magazine*
Alpha: *reads* These questions are lame…
H4run: *offended* They aren’t! oh: go ahead, ask us one …
Alpha: ok…If chacha was being shot at, would you: (a) run in front of him and act as a shield between him and the bullets, and risk getting shot and killed, (b) run away, or (c) hide behind an object while taking pictures of the suspects with your mobile to turn in to the police…? whoa..all these violent questions…
H4run: I would (a) act as a shield!
Chacha: *teary* you would??
H4run: Yea, of course!
Chacha: oh: No way! I wouldn’t let you!
H4run: oh: Why not??
Chacha: I can’t let a brother get killed for me! I’ll push you away and take the bullet of my fate, while yelling “RUNNNN!!!!” then, as the bullet pierces through my soft flesh, I’ll recite my shahada *imagines entire scene in slow motion*
H4run: *tear forms in eye* wow
Alpha: *interrupts the brotherly moment* pffffft, yea right!
Chacha: You’re just jealous of our close brotherly relationship hmph.
Alpha: and the only reason you’d die to keep him from saving you is so you can get hoorul ‘ayn
H4run: *gasp* is that true chach?
Chacha: uhh..no…never! :X
H4run: LIES! I’ve been living in a relationship of lies this whole time…
Alpha: heh heh heh..now now…I wouldn’t say the whole time.
H4run: Save it! Now I know who my real friends are. I’m not talking to you anymore chacha.
Alpha: Finally some peace and quiet around here!
H4run: In fact, from now on, I’m going to hang out with my real TRUE friend, Alpha.
Alpha: What!!? No, no, you don’t want to do that…I was kidding about the whole hoorul ‘ayn thing, really I was…:sunny:
Chacha: Who?? Alpha over me?? What?? But, but…
H4run: I don’t wanna hear it chach! no need to be modest Alpha, I guess some people only care about having their cake and eating it too, and speaking of cake, that chocolate fudge one I made yesterday was soooooo good! Too bad I ate it all!
Chacha: You said you dropped it bringing it over!
H4run: I dropped it into my mouth and boy did it taste splendid!
Chacha: evil…
H4run: but I bet you planned to eat cake with your jannah wives innit :mad:…
Chacha: yes! Yes, I did! And what are you going to do about it??
H4run: Nothing, cuz you probably need them anyways….heard your last proposal was rejected AGAIN!
Chacha: I don’t know what you’re talking about…
H4run: righttt…you mean you forgot about the niqaabi down the street huh??
Chacha: *blushing* I didn’t propose…
H4run: Then what were you doing inside her house drinking tea with her father the other day…
Chacha: I was just passing my salaams to her father…inside his house…he's an old man! he needed company...
H4run: oh you mean you were sucking up to him, right??
Chacha: lies! stop twisting my words around…
H4run: You don’t even drink tea! And how did he know that you were Oxford material if you weren’t bragging about it??
Alpha: Children, children, please…now why are you letting something that hasn’t even happened change your relationship?? I told you these quizzes are stupid…
Chacha and H4run stop to think for a moment
H4run: You’re the one that mentioned hurul ‘ayn
Alpha: I was merely pointing out the obvious
Chacha: if it was so obvious, did you have to point it out?? I mean are you calling us slow or something??
Alpha: No..
H4run: uh huh..
Alpha: …maybe…kinda…a little? :X I was just having a little fun ok? !
H4run: Yea, with our emotions!
Chacha: *lets out a big disappointed sigh*
Alpha: *tries to be reassuring* Come on now, I was just kidding…
Chacha: *shakes head in disappointment* I thought you were bigger than that Alph *puts hand on Alpha’s shoulder*…but I guess I was wrong.
Alpha: *feels guilty…in fact, so guilty that its eating him up inside, but no one really cares cuz what he did was wrong, yes WRONG…if this were a movie you’d be hearing his thoughts going WHYYYYYY!!!..ok I’ll stop emphasizing now..just settin the mood ya know…* guys…
Chacha: No, no. I think we should just call it a night for now…come on H4run *both walk away*
Alpha:
* “There’s a Hero” (linked from here) blasts in the background somehow*
(yes, this is an ‘aww’ moment)
fi aman allah
w'salaam
Last edited by *charisma*; 11-13-2007 at 08:40 PM.
Somebody give the sister a medal! Preferably a chocoloate one, then she can enjoy it even more as she tucks into it
I must admit, i do like how you've kind of changed our personalities and stuck to the 'theme'. Again, J.K Rowling eat your heart out! Better still eat your friends with the latest Harry Potter books! Then i can get their books, sell them on ebay without reading them and have enough to buy a cake....or two lol JazaakaAllah khair! Keep up the good work
I had a wrestle with an alligator, i had a tussle with a whale, I handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail! Only last week i murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick, im so mean i make medicine sick
"If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologise!" kay:
Somebody give the sister a medal! Preferably a chocoloate one, then she can enjoy it even more as she tucks into it
I must admit, i do like how you've kind of changed our personalities and stuck to the 'theme'. Again, J.K Rowling eat your heart out! Better still eat your friends with the latest Harry Potter books! Then i can get their books, sell them on ebay without reading them and have enough to buy a cake....or two lol JazaakaAllah khair! Keep up the good work
u hungry bro???lol
"'Cause I hear the whispered words
In your masterpiece beautiful
You speak the unspeakable through
I love you too"
Sorry to interrupt but...
i've read the 3 parts and would like to get into this but it started off in 2005 and i certainly cant read through 2 years of chatting to get here. but i also just cant chip in because i dont know whats happening! So can someone pls be a kind soul and tell me more or less how far back i should go to get the hang of whats going on here? por favor?
Jazakallah!
Oh, and *charisma* that which i read was smashing!
:sl:
Sorry to interrupt but...
i've read the 3 parts and would like to get into this but it started off in 2005 and i certainly cant read through 2 years of chatting to get here. but i also just cant chip in because i dont know whats happening! So can someone pls be a kind soul and tell me more or less how far back i should go to get the hang of whats going on here? por favor?:D
Jazakallah!
Oh, and *charisma* that which i read was smashing!:D
:w:
Asalaamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatu,
I read till like page 38 and after that I got bored of reading. They're all very funny though. In all those pages there are like people speaking and then the rest have to like comment on the part. I think not sure though.
So now you would comment on sis *charisma* or sis JihadunNafs's stories I think.
Sis *charisma*: Can you please post the next part? And the part after that? And the part after that? And the part after that? And the part after that?
Last edited by Umm Hurairah; 11-15-2007 at 03:46 PM.
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) Mamsoo and Ra'eesah are discussing social frailities in ths world, while the brother SMs (supermods) are discussing the destruction of the marriage section.
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reached page 18 
lol but regarding the above aayah, isnt it only regarding accpeting islam? because from here its referring to wearing the niqaab isnt it?
oh: Jazakum Allahu Khair 
*goes to set up a cot*
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