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JazakAllah khair for your kinds words, you always have the right things to say. I enjoyed reading your scripts, MashaAllah, they were really funny.
May Allah reward you and grant you jannah. Ameen.
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JazakAllah khair for your kinds words, you always have the right things to say. I enjoyed reading your scripts, MashaAllah, they were really funny.
May Allah reward you and grant you jannah. Ameen.
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too funny loooooool
cant wait for fith 1!!!!!!!!!
too bad i cant give u another rep lol :(:(
masalama
;D Loved Part IV.
Wanna buy a watch? Heh. You even got 'NEXT' in there!
Mashallah, funny stuff.
haha! was funny!
hahah.. cool tread sis *charisma* was great lol :giggling: :giggling:
loool sis.. All of them are soo funny!!!!
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ohhh I see the admins (with the shades on) snickering behind the screen.
They know they wanna ROFL.
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nuh uh its not stopping there. more please charisma :'( :wub:
salama
where is the next part :(:(:(:(
salaam,
mimi you crack me up all the time mashAllah! im waiting for more inshAllah, so keep them coming!
wassalam :peace:
Wers The Part Wid Me Me Me Me Me In It Lol
Hahahahahahaha Me Lurrrrrrrrrvin The Muezzin N Minaz Bit Hahahahahaha Sooooo Funny Sis U Gurrrrrrddddddd!!!
U GOIN SUMWER SIS??? top post thanks chick
Hahaaaahaaa.... lol that was so good we should actually make a production!;D
I'd better be in part 5!:X
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wow really nice wrk sis rizz... and Ameen to all the duas... made me laugh a hell lot girl! ;)
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WOW that was super hilarious sis!! ;D Masha'allah Great work :happy: and that was a very good naseehah you gave masha'allah, but it kinda worried me, you going somewhere? :X
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You're all thinking about yourselves aren't you? Lol, go make 5 yourself. You can't expect charisma to do all of them! She might be comitted to do other things right now and is unable to. :) Be grateful. :)
salam
lol really good and creative mashallah
jazakallah for sharing
lol my part is good lol, mashallah a lot of similarities to the members too
really enjoyin this too
lol would be so true lol, how come with every reply of mine in the script there is salam and w'salam? lol
wasalam
Lol maybe because you do that all the time? But I guess you already knew that.
LI Salaah
Muezzin: ...Allaahu akbar Allaahu akbar.. Laa illaaha IllAllaah.
Dhuhr salaah had just started, and brother kadafi (the imam) was already praying the 4 sunnah.
glo lived just a few houses away from where the azaan came from...
glo: I guess I better set off to learn more about Islam..
*reaches place of prayer* - but she sees two guards in black at the door.
... : "Can we have your identification please? (they say together)
glo: who me? I left it at home :(
... : What's your LI name? (one of them asks)
glo: Remember me!? its glo...
... : Let me check on my laptop *View who's Online*
*Both nod heads - "Okay, you can go through.."
glo: But... are you two on the forum? And why are you two wearing that costume?
... : Yeah it's me amani and Arwa, you might have seen us in the Haramains thread?
glo: :?
Arwa: Doesn't matter..
amani: The reason we cover ourself is because our Creator has ordered us to (Qur'an 24:31) .. it's even mentioned in the bible -
"But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with her head uncovered dishonoureth her head: for that is even all one as if she were shaven. [Corinthians 11:5]
Arwa: Anyway, you can go through - but don't go in the Brothers Section - you don't have access to that.
As glo passes through the wudhu rooms. She hears a loud blow of the nose.. [PIE]"can someone pass me the pot!! http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/8519/tankcs3.jpg[/PIE].. [PIE]"its on the tank!!" http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/1903/tankdu0.jpg[/PIE]
[PIE]http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=...s/pot_leaf.jpg
https://www.islamicboard.com/images/...leopard2-1.jpg
[/PIE]
glo: :eek: !! I wonder :-\
Meanwhile, sister Mawaddah is teaching in her small study circle:
Mawaddah: "In this hadith which is narrated by Jabir radhiAllaahu anhu, The Messenger of Allah sal Allaahu alayhi-waSalam said,
"He who says upon hearing the Adhan: `Allahumma Rabba hadhihid-da`wati-ttammati, was-salatil-qa'imati, ati Muhammadanil-wasilata wal-fadhilata, wab`athu maqaman mahmuda nilladhi wa `adtahu [O Allah, Rubb of this perfect call (Da`wah) and of the established prayer (As-Salat), grant Muhammad the Wasilah and superiority, and raise him up to a praiseworthy position which You have promised him]', it becomes incumbent upon me to intercede for him on the Day of Resurrection.''
So i want all of you to recite this after you hear the adhaan, okay children? :)
Students: Yes Ms Mawaddah!! (they say together in a monotone voice.)
Al-Muminah, Halima and Labibah are telling the sisters to stand up in straight lines and in rows.
Halima: Don't you know it's important to straighten yourself when performing salaah?
Al-Muminah: The Messenger of Allaah, sal Allaahu alayhi waSalam said: "Straighten your rows, or Allah would cause your hearts to differ" (Narrated in Abu Dawud)
Labibah: I've been asked by brother Far7an to remove any sisters from our section if they take too long to respond. jazak Allaahu khayr.
glo walks into the sisters section..
glo: Hi..? :phew
piXie: woohoo!!! :thumbs_up its a sister
welcome... :welcome:
have a great stay :sister:
any questions ? feel free to ask :)
enjoy...;)
Aalimah: You killed it :rollseyes
piXie: No i neva :D
Ladee Maryam: Are you from Australia?
glo: Nope..
Um Hamzah: You a revert?
glo: No.. but i want to learn about islam..
Muezzin: Allaahu akbar Allaahu akbar...
glo: Why do women pray on the back row?
Mod sisters - Shh.. salaahs going to start - we've warned you already.
kadafi: Allaahu akbar...
*Everything goes silent*
[For anyone who's confused - the imam doesn't read out aloud within the Dhuhr and 'Asr prayer]
Sister Daffodil's son Abdullah was crying in the salaah, so it was shorter than how brother kadafi intended it to be.. he remembered the hadith:
The Messenger of Allah sal Allaahu alayhi waSalam said, "I stand up to lead Salat with the intention of prolonging it. Then I hear the crying of an infant and I shorten the Salat lest I should make it burdensome for his mother".
[Al-Bukhari].
kadafi: Asalaamu 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh..
Asalaamu 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh...
The fardh salaah had ended..
Suddenly there was a loud BANG!..
It was the police.
continue to: The Cop Chase (part 2)
subhanAllah brother you've got some talent...never knew you had it in you.
i cant wait for more...
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Rabi'ya;rose: