"Behind the Scenes" of IB

***charisma*** · 06-01-2006

Assalamu Alaikum

Alright, I sorta wrote this a long time ago...and was VERY hesitant about posting it, but I guess it distroys the whole purpose of writing it: to share it with all of you! Well, I've been here long enough to know many of the EXTRAORDINARY members that make LI unique and special Mashallah, including the nonmuslims who have had to deal with our craziness..

Anyways I wrote this on my free time *during class when it got soo boring*, and it's a bit outdated, but those of you who have been here for a few months, should know what is going on Inshallah..Alright, Imma shut up now and let you all read..

Characters in this Scene (so the newbies don't get lost):

Ofcoarse the Golden Title is given to the
Head Administrator of LI:

Kadafi : Creator of LI (Barak Allahu Feek!)

Administrators of LI (shades included ofcoarse):

Ansar: One of LI’s top refuter
Khaldun : The “Quiet” Mod, expresses himself with a raise of an eyebrow…amazing hafidh mashallah, also helped with the creation of LI

The SuperMods also referred to as
SM's of LI:

Far7an: Most sarcastic, and top SM at LI
zAk: Who doesn’t know him!
Muhammed: One of the more knowledgeable brothers…closes threads in peace
Ra'eesah:Mashallah, Very knowledgable, an amazing mod mashallah, but no longer with us *sigh*

Brownies a.k.a "the kids", but formally known as the
Moderators of LI:

Mamsoo- Is now known and referred to as Labiba..(sorry gal, mamsoo will always be stuck with me)
Ahmed-LI’sHalo addict!
Halima- LI’s Fatwa distributer
Rabi'ya- The "Quiet" sister mod
Fi- Very knowledgeable bro, mini version of Ansar, always has ahadith at the tip of his fingertips!

Full Members (majority of LI, we rule! 'cept when we get warnings :X)
czgibson- LI's nonmuslim refuter, english teacher, and excellent character *if you read this thread, please ignore the spelling and grammar mistakes..*

*disclaimer: characters based on real people, and real life events
**THIS WAS NOT WRITTEN TO OFFEND ANYONE!! IF MODS FEEL THAT IT IS SOMEWHAT OFFENDING OR PROVIDES A NEGATIVE ENVIRONMENT FOR LI, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO DELETE WITHOUT CONSENT**

Part - I

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Main Room
Everyone is sitting on a nice recliner chair sipping on their favorite drink, except the mods who sat at the trainee table (excluding mamsoo, cuz shes not a kid ) Mamsoo and Ra'eesah are discussing social frailities in ths world, while the brother SMs (supermods) are discussing the destruction of the marriage section.

zAk: it must go, too many kids

Far7an: I agree, there topics are childish

zAk: v must talk to kadafi about it

Muhammed: But, ppl would lose their (moderating) jobs

zAk: hmmmmmmm

far7an: well we can assign them to another section

zAk: ah

Muhammed: what about those that need real advice?

zAk: v have the counselling section

far7an: when will Kada---

All of a sudden Kadafi comes in with Ansar and khaldun behind him, both wearing shades.
Kadafi looks around then signals with his hand the SMs to the 'back office'

zAk and far7an slowly walk behind them whispering to eachother.

zAk: what's with ansar and khaldun wearing the shades? *raises eyebrow SS style*

far7an: Authority

zAk: ah.

Muhammed: I thought it was cuz its sunny today :confused:

All of them shrug and walk into the office.

BACK INTO THE MAIN ROOM

some gossip was going on between the "kids" about why the SM's were called back

Ahmad: I heard they were going to add another section

Mamsoo: I heard they were going to let someone go *shocked*

Fi: well whatever it is we shouldn't be talking about it, lets be patient and ask them when they return inshallah *insert hadith here*

Halima: I agree

All sit there in a moment of silence

Ahmad: So, anyone up for pizza?

Fi: We're on a budget *sigh*

Ahmad: Anyone willing to donate :brother:

Mamsoo: Ok, Ok, I'll pay for the pizza this time

Halima: no no no dont pay for all of it, ill pay half

Rabiya: ok, lets all pitch in

Mamsoo: nonsense! I said i was going to pay for it

Halima: I said i was gonna pay half, rabiya dont worry bout it

Rabiya: well i wont eat if im not even gonna pitch in my part.

Mamsoo: ok that's enough, i said i was paying, so I'm paying, alright?

Halima: Well ok whatever, when the pizza man comes, I'll just pay half

Sisters continue to bicker over the pizza

Fi and Ahmad look at each other

Ahmad: We're never gonna get our pizza, are we...

Fi: not unless u start bringing in your own money

INSIDE THE BACK OFFICE

kadafi: so what is all this about?

Ansar: I was refuting czgibson...Inshallah this wont take long *ahem*

SuperMods get a bit nervous

Ra'essah: I have no clue whats going on, so dont ask me.

Far7an: well, zAk and i were discussing how it might be gud to close the marriage section for a bit.

zAk: more like forever.

Ansar: *sigh*

Khaldun: ah, let the kids have their fun

Kadafi: and how will the closure of this section help or benefit the forum?

zAk: *cough* *looks at farhan*

far7an looks back at zAk signaling him to say something. Kadafi raises his eyebrow, waiting patiently for a reply.
zAk: vell how does it help the forum if v dont close it?

:brother:

Far7an: *looks at zAk because of his response* well, the topics are getting useless and there is no benefit to them. If a member wants real help, they can look at past threads or use the counseling section.

TO BE CONTINUED . . . . . (don't worry, more members have already been added to the next scenes..just be patient Inshallah)

Link to Part II

Link to Part III

Link to Part IV

Link to Part V

Link to Part VI

Link to Part VII

Link to Part VIII

Link to Part IX-I

Link to Part IX-II

Link to Part IX-III

Link to Part IX-IV

Link to Part IX-V

Link to Part IX-VI

fi aman Allah
w'salaam

**Safa** · 06-03-2006

JazakAllah khair for your kinds words, you always have the right things to say. I enjoyed reading your scripts, MashaAllah, they were really funny.

May Allah reward you and grant you jannah. Ameen.

**sonz** · 06-03-2006

too funny loooooool

cant wait for fith 1!!!!!!!!!

too bad i cant give u another rep lol

masalama

**Muezzin** · 06-03-2006

Loved Part IV.

Wanna buy a watch? Heh. You even got 'NEXT' in there!

Mashallah, funny stuff.

**Pk_#2** · 06-03-2006

haha! was funny!

**Beblessed** · 06-03-2006

hahah.. cool tread sis *charisma* was great lol

**Hajar** · 06-03-2006

loool sis.. All of them are soo funny!!!!

**Halima** · 06-03-2006

ohhh I see the admins (with the shades on) snickering behind the screen.

They know they wanna ROFL.

**S_87** · 06-04-2006

nuh uh its not stopping there. more please charisma :'(

**sonz** · 06-05-2006

salama

where is the next part

**afriend2** · 06-05-2006

salaam,

mimi you crack me up all the time mashAllah! im waiting for more inshAllah, so keep them coming!

wassalam

**Hijaabi22** · 06-06-2006

Wers The Part Wid Me Me Me Me Me In It Lol

Hahahahahahaha Me Lurrrrrrrrrvin The Muezzin N Minaz Bit Hahahahahaha Sooooo Funny Sis U Gurrrrrrddddddd!!!

U GOIN SUMWER SIS??? top post thanks chick

**MinAhlilHadeeth** · 06-06-2006

Hahaaaahaaa.... lol that was so good we should actually make a production!

I'd better be in part 5!:X

**Sanobar** · 06-06-2006

wow really nice wrk sis rizz... and Ameen to all the duas... made me laugh a hell lot girl!

**Nawal89** · 06-08-2006

WOW that was super hilarious sis!!

Masha'allah Great work

and that was a very good naseehah you gave masha'allah, but it kinda worried me, you going somewhere? :X

**Arwa** · 06-08-2006

You're all thinking about yourselves aren't you? Lol, go make 5 yourself. You can't expect charisma to do all of them! She might be comitted to do other things right now and is unable to.

Be grateful.

**MetSudaisTwice** · 06-12-2006

salam
lol really good and creative mashallah
jazakallah for sharing

lol my part is good lol, mashallah a lot of similarities to the members too
really enjoyin this too

Originally Posted by *charisma*

zAk: hmmm…You were listening to SS weren’t you??

Metz: Oh, *changes subject* do you hear that??

zAk and Iqram go silent to hear.

zAk: Kadafi? Kadafi went home….:eek: He was listening to SS! :eek:

lol would be so true lol, how come with every reply of mine in the script there is salam and w'salam? lol
wasalam

**MinAhlilHadeeth** · 06-12-2006

Lol maybe because you do that all the time? But I guess you already knew that.

**MetSudaisTwice** · 06-12-2006

salam
lol sis i guess

Originally Posted by *charisma*

Iqram: I agree with you man, SS is the best! You keep on listening bro!

zAk looks at Iqram wondering why he’s all up on his telecom

Metz: I know, heard he’s leading fajr prayer. His reciting was so amazing today.

zAk: you know SST is also the besssst!

Metz: NO way ekhi, SS is awesome!

zAk: Ah, hes gud, but like I said, SST is equally as great!

Iqram: Metz, did you hear when he recited surah al fatiha.

Metz: yea ekhi, have it right here

bro iqram, mashallah on my side lol, jazakallah
wasalam

**- Qatada -** · 07-27-2006

LI Salaah

Muezzin: ...Allaahu akbar Allaahu akbar.. Laa illaaha IllAllaah.

Dhuhr salaah had just started, and brother kadafi (the imam) was already praying the 4 sunnah.

glo lived just a few houses away from where the azaan came from...

glo: I guess I better set off to learn more about Islam..

*reaches place of prayer* - but she sees two guards in black at the door.

... : "Can we have your identification please? (they say together)

glo: who me? I left it at home

... : What's your LI name? (one of them asks)

glo: Remember me!? its glo...

... : Let me check on my laptop *View who's Online*

*Both nod heads - "Okay, you can go through.."

glo: But... are you two on the forum? And why are you two wearing that costume?

... : Yeah it's me amani and Arwa, you might have seen us in the Haramains thread?

glo:

Arwa: Doesn't matter..

amani: The reason we cover ourself is because our Creator has ordered us to (Qur'an 24:31) .. it's even mentioned in the bible -

"But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with her head uncovered dishonoureth her head: for that is even all one as if she were shaven. [Corinthians 11:5]

Arwa: Anyway, you can go through - but don't go in the Brothers Section - you don't have access to that.

As glo passes through the wudhu rooms. She hears a loud blow of the nose.. [PIE]"can someone pass me the pot!! tankcs3 - "Behind the Scenes" of IB

[/PIE].. [PIE]"its on the tank!!" tankdu0 - "Behind the Scenes" of IB

[/PIE]

[PIE] pot leaf - "Behind the Scenes" of IB

[/PIE]

glo: :eek: !! I wonder

Meanwhile, sister Mawaddah is teaching in her small study circle:

Mawaddah: "In this hadith which is narrated by Jabir radhiAllaahu anhu, The Messenger of Allah sal Allaahu alayhi-waSalam said,

"He who says upon hearing the Adhan: `Allahumma Rabba hadhihid-da`wati-ttammati, was-salatil-qa'imati, ati Muhammadanil-wasilata wal-fadhilata, wab`athu maqaman mahmuda nilladhi wa `adtahu [O Allah, Rubb of this perfect call (Da`wah) and of the established prayer (As-Salat), grant Muhammad the Wasilah and superiority, and raise him up to a praiseworthy position which You have promised him]', it becomes incumbent upon me to intercede for him on the Day of Resurrection.''

So i want all of you to recite this after you hear the adhaan, okay children?

Students: Yes Ms Mawaddah!! (they say together in a monotone voice.)

Al-Muminah, Halima and Labibah are telling the sisters to stand up in straight lines and in rows.

Halima: Don't you know it's important to straighten yourself when performing salaah?

Al-Muminah: The Messenger of Allaah, sal Allaahu alayhi waSalam said: "Straighten your rows, or Allah would cause your hearts to differ" (Narrated in Abu Dawud)

Labibah: I've been asked by brother Far7an to remove any sisters from our section if they take too long to respond. jazak Allaahu khayr.

glo walks into the sisters section..

glo: Hi..?

piXie: woohoo!!!

its a sister

welcome...

have a great stay :sister:

any questions ? feel free to ask

enjoy...

Aalimah: You killed it

piXie: No i neva

Ladee Maryam: Are you from Australia?

glo: Nope..

Um Hamzah: You a revert?

glo: No.. but i want to learn about islam..

Muezzin: Allaahu akbar Allaahu akbar...

glo: Why do women pray on the back row?

Mod sisters - Shh.. salaahs going to start - we've warned you already.

kadafi: Allaahu akbar...

*Everything goes silent*

[For anyone who's confused - the imam doesn't read out aloud within the Dhuhr and 'Asr prayer]

Sister Daffodil's son Abdullah was crying in the salaah, so it was shorter than how brother kadafi intended it to be.. he remembered the hadith:

The Messenger of Allah sal Allaahu alayhi waSalam said, "I stand up to lead Salat with the intention of prolonging it. Then I hear the crying of an infant and I shorten the Salat lest I should make it burdensome for his mother".
[Al-Bukhari].

kadafi: Asalaamu 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh..

Asalaamu 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh...

The fardh salaah had ended..

Suddenly there was a loud BANG!..

It was the police.

continue to: The Cop Chase (part 2)