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    "Behind the Scenes" of IB (OP)


    Assalamu Alaikum

    Alright, I sorta wrote this a long time ago...and was VERY hesitant about posting it, but I guess it distroys the whole purpose of writing it: to share it with all of you! Well, I've been here long enough to know many of the EXTRAORDINARY members that make LI unique and special Mashallah, including the nonmuslims who have had to deal with our craziness..

    Anyways I wrote this on my free time *during class when it got soo boring*, and it's a bit outdated, but those of you who have been here for a few months, should know what is going on Inshallah..Alright, Imma shut up now and let you all read..


    Characters in this Scene (so the newbies don't get lost):


    Ofcoarse the Golden Title is given to the
    Head Administrator of LI:


    Kadafi : Creator of LI (Barak Allahu Feek!)
    Administrators of LI (shades included ofcoarse):

    Ansar: One of LI’s top refuter
    Khaldun : The “Quiet” Mod, expresses himself with a raise of an eyebrow…amazing hafidh mashallah, also helped with the creation of LI
    The SuperMods also referred to as
    SM's of LI:


    Far7an: Most sarcastic, and top SM at LI
    zAk: Who doesn’t know him!
    Muhammed: One of the more knowledgeable brothers…closes threads in peace
    Ra'eesah:Mashallah, Very knowledgable, an amazing mod mashallah, but no longer with us *sigh*
    Brownies a.k.a "the kids", but formally known as the
    Moderators of LI:


    Mamsoo- Is now known and referred to as Labiba..(sorry gal, mamsoo will always be stuck with me)
    Ahmed-LI’sHalo addict!
    Halima- LI’s Fatwa distributer
    Rabi'ya- The "Quiet" sister mod
    Fi- Very knowledgeable bro, mini version of Ansar, always has ahadith at the tip of his fingertips!
    Full Members (majority of LI, we rule! 'cept when we get warnings :X)
    czgibson- LI's nonmuslim refuter, english teacher, and excellent character *if you read this thread, please ignore the spelling and grammar mistakes..*
    *disclaimer: characters based on real people, and real life events
    **THIS WAS NOT WRITTEN TO OFFEND ANYONE!! IF MODS FEEL THAT IT IS SOMEWHAT OFFENDING OR PROVIDES A NEGATIVE ENVIRONMENT FOR LI, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO DELETE WITHOUT CONSENT**



    Part - I
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Main Room
    Everyone is sitting on a nice recliner chair sipping on their favorite drink, except the mods who sat at the trainee table (excluding mamsoo, cuz shes not a kid ) Mamsoo and Ra'eesah are discussing social frailities in ths world, while the brother SMs (supermods) are discussing the destruction of the marriage section.

    zAk: it must go, too many kids

    Far7an: I agree, there topics are childish

    zAk: v must talk to kadafi about it

    Muhammed: But, ppl would lose their (moderating) jobs

    zAk: hmmmmmmm

    far7an: well we can assign them to another section

    zAk: ah

    Muhammed: what about those that need real advice?

    zAk: v have the counselling section

    far7an: when will Kada---

    All of a sudden Kadafi comes in with Ansar and khaldun behind him, both wearing shades.
    Kadafi looks around then signals with his hand the SMs to the 'back office'

    zAk and far7an slowly walk behind them whispering to eachother.


    zAk: what's with ansar and khaldun wearing the shades? *raises eyebrow SS style*

    far7an: Authority

    zAk: ah.

    Muhammed: I thought it was cuz its sunny today :confused:

    All of them shrug and walk into the office.

    BACK INTO THE MAIN ROOM

    some gossip was going on between the "kids" about why the SM's were called back

    Ahmad: I heard they were going to add another section

    Mamsoo: I heard they were going to let someone go *shocked*

    Fi: well whatever it is we shouldn't be talking about it, lets be patient and ask them when they return inshallah *insert hadith here*

    Halima: I agree

    All sit there in a moment of silence

    Ahmad: So, anyone up for pizza?

    Fi: We're on a budget *sigh*

    Ahmad: Anyone willing to donate :brother:

    Mamsoo: Ok, Ok, I'll pay for the pizza this time

    Halima: no no no dont pay for all of it, ill pay half

    Rabiya: ok, lets all pitch in

    Mamsoo: nonsense! I said i was going to pay for it

    Halima: I said i was gonna pay half, rabiya dont worry bout it

    Rabiya: well i wont eat if im not even gonna pitch in my part.

    Mamsoo: ok that's enough, i said i was paying, so I'm paying, alright?

    Halima: Well ok whatever, when the pizza man comes, I'll just pay half

    Sisters continue to bicker over the pizza

    Fi and Ahmad look at each other

    Ahmad: We're never gonna get our pizza, are we...

    Fi: not unless u start bringing in your own money

    INSIDE THE BACK OFFICE

    kadafi: so what is all this about?

    Ansar: I was refuting czgibson...Inshallah this wont take long *ahem*

    SuperMods get a bit nervous

    Ra'essah: I have no clue whats going on, so dont ask me.

    Far7an: well, zAk and i were discussing how it might be gud to close the marriage section for a bit.

    zAk: more like forever.

    Ansar: *sigh*

    Khaldun: ah, let the kids have their fun

    Kadafi: and how will the closure of this section help or benefit the forum?

    zAk: *cough* *looks at farhan*

    far7an looks back at zAk signaling him to say something. Kadafi raises his eyebrow, waiting patiently for a reply.
    zAk: vell how does it help the forum if v dont close it? :brother:

    Far7an: *looks at zAk because of his response* well, the topics are getting useless and there is no benefit to them. If a member wants real help, they can look at past threads or use the counseling section.


    TO BE CONTINUED . . . . . (don't worry, more members have already been added to the next scenes..just be patient Inshallah)

    Link to Part II

    Link to Part III

    Link to Part IV

    Link to Part V

    Link to Part VI

    Link to Part VII

    Link to Part VIII

    Link to Part IX-I

    Link to Part IX-II

    Link to Part IX-III

    Link to Part IX-IV

    Link to Part IX-V

    Link to Part IX-VI


    fi aman Allah
    w'salaam
    Last edited by *charisma*; 06-04-2006 at 03:23 AM.
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    "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    D e a t h

    is the easiest
    of all things after it
    ; ;

    the hardest
    of all things before it

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    JazakAllah khair for your kinds words, you always have the right things to say. I enjoyed reading your scripts, MashaAllah, they were really funny.

    May Allah reward you and grant you jannah. Ameen.


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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    too funny loooooool

    cant wait for fith 1!!!!!!!!!

    too bad i cant give u another rep lol

    masalama
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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    Loved Part IV.

    Wanna buy a watch? Heh. You even got 'NEXT' in there!

    Mashallah, funny stuff.

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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    haha! was funny!
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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    hahah.. cool tread sis *charisma* was great lol
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    O Allah Wash away my sins with the water of snow and hail, and cleanse my heart from sin as a white garment is cleansed from filth, and put a great distance between me and my sins, as great as the distance You have made between the East and the West.”

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    loool sis.. All of them are soo funny!!!!
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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB



    ohhh I see the admins (with the shades on) snickering behind the screen.

    They know they wanna ROFL.

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    Do your charity in the name of Da'wah and help us out

    Insha'Allah Khair.



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    nuh uh its not stopping there. more please charisma :'(
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    Our Lord! Forgive us our sins and expiate from us our evil deeds, and make us die (in the state of righteousness) along with Al-Abrar

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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    salama

    where is the next part
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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    salaam,

    mimi you crack me up all the time mashAllah! im waiting for more inshAllah, so keep them coming!

    wassalam

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    Wers The Part Wid Me Me Me Me Me In It Lol


    Hahahahahahaha Me Lurrrrrrrrrvin The Muezzin N Minaz Bit Hahahahahaha Sooooo Funny Sis U Gurrrrrrddddddd!!!


    U GOIN SUMWER SIS??? top post thanks chick
    Last edited by zAk; 06-06-2006 at 11:16 AM. Reason: can do in one

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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    Hahaaaahaaa.... lol that was so good we should actually make a production!
    I'd better be in part 5!:X

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    wow really nice wrk sis rizz... and Ameen to all the duas... made me laugh a hell lot girl!

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    Please Don't Forget the Plight of Muslims in your Dua's "And Seek (Allah's) help
    with Sabr (patience) and Salat (prayers): it is indeed hard, except to those who
    are humble" (Qur'an Al-Baqara 2:45)

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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    WOW that was super hilarious sis!! Masha'allah Great work and that was a very good naseehah you gave masha'allah, but it kinda worried me, you going somewhere? :X

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    You're all thinking about yourselves aren't you? Lol, go make 5 yourself. You can't expect charisma to do all of them! She might be comitted to do other things right now and is unable to. Be grateful.

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    salam
    lol really good and creative mashallah
    jazakallah for sharing


    lol my part is good lol, mashallah a lot of similarities to the members too
    really enjoyin this too

    Quote Originally Posted by *charisma* View Post
    zAk: hmmm…You were listening to SS weren’t you??

    Metz: Oh, *changes subject* do you hear that??

    zAk and Iqram go silent to hear.

    zAk: Kadafi? Kadafi went home….:eek: He was listening to SS! :eek:

    lol would be so true lol, how come with every reply of mine in the script there is salam and w'salam? lol
    wasalam

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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    Lol maybe because you do that all the time? But I guess you already knew that.

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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    salam
    lol sis i guess
    Quote Originally Posted by *charisma* View Post
    Iqram: I agree with you man, SS is the best! You keep on listening bro!

    zAk looks at Iqram wondering why he’s all up on his telecom

    Metz: I know, heard he’s leading fajr prayer. His reciting was so amazing today.

    zAk: you know SST is also the besssst!

    Metz: NO way ekhi, SS is awesome!

    zAk: Ah, hes gud, but like I said, SST is equally as great!

    Iqram: Metz, did you hear when he recited surah al fatiha.

    Metz: yea ekhi, have it right here
    bro iqram, mashallah on my side lol, jazakallah
    wasalam

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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    LI Salaah



    Muezzin: ...Allaahu akbar Allaahu akbar.. Laa illaaha IllAllaah.


    Dhuhr salaah had just started, and brother kadafi (the imam) was already praying the 4 sunnah.



    glo lived just a few houses away from where the azaan came from...

    glo: I guess I better set off to learn more about Islam..


    *reaches place of prayer* - but she sees two guards in black at the door.



    ... : "Can we have your identification please? (they say together)

    glo: who me? I left it at home


    ... : What's your LI name? (one of them asks)


    glo: Remember me!? its glo...


    ... : Let me check on my laptop *View who's Online*

    *Both nod heads - "Okay, you can go through.."


    glo: But... are you two on the forum? And why are you two wearing that costume?


    ... : Yeah it's me amani and Arwa, you might have seen us in the Haramains thread?


    glo:


    Arwa: Doesn't matter..

    amani: The reason we cover ourself is because our Creator has ordered us to (Qur'an 24:31) .. it's even mentioned in the bible -

    "But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with her head uncovered dishonoureth her head: for that is even all one as if she were shaven. [Corinthians 11:5]

    Arwa:
    Anyway, you can go through - but don't go in the Brothers Section - you don't have access to that.


    As glo passes through the wudhu rooms. She hears a loud blow of the nose.. [PIE]"can someone pass me the pot!! [/PIE].. [PIE]"its on the tank!!" [/PIE]


    [PIE]


    [/PIE]


    glo:
    :eek: !! I wonder




    Meanwhile, sister Mawaddah is teaching in her small study circle:


    Mawaddah: "In this hadith which is narrated by Jabir radhiAllaahu anhu, The Messenger of Allah sal Allaahu alayhi-waSalam said,

    "He who says upon hearing the Adhan: `Allahumma Rabba hadhihid-da`wati-ttammati, was-salatil-qa'imati, ati Muhammadanil-wasilata wal-fadhilata, wab`athu maqaman mahmuda nilladhi wa `adtahu [O Allah, Rubb of this perfect call (Da`wah) and of the established prayer (As-Salat), grant Muhammad the Wasilah and superiority, and raise him up to a praiseworthy position which You have promised him]', it becomes incumbent upon me to intercede for him on the Day of Resurrection.''


    So i want all of you to recite this after you hear the adhaan, okay children?


    Students: Yes Ms Mawaddah!! (they say together in a monotone voice.)



    Al-Muminah, Halima and Labibah are telling the sisters to stand up in straight lines and in rows.


    Halima: Don't you know it's important to straighten yourself when performing salaah?

    Al-Muminah:
    The Messenger of Allaah, sal Allaahu alayhi waSalam said: "Straighten your rows, or Allah would cause your hearts to differ" (Narrated in Abu Dawud)


    Labibah: I've been asked by brother Far7an to remove any sisters from our section if they take too long to respond. jazak Allaahu khayr.



    glo walks into the sisters section..


    glo: Hi..?


    piXie: woohoo!!! its a sister

    welcome...

    have a great stay :sister:

    any questions ? feel free to ask

    enjoy...


    Aalimah: You killed it


    piXie: No i neva


    Ladee Maryam
    : Are you from Australia?


    glo: Nope..


    Um Hamzah: You a revert?


    glo: No.. but i want to learn about islam..



    Muezzin: Allaahu akbar Allaahu akbar...


    glo: Why do women pray on the back row?


    Mod sisters
    - Shh.. salaahs going to start - we've warned you already.


    kadafi: Allaahu akbar...


    *Everything goes silent*

    [For anyone who's confused - the imam doesn't read out aloud within the Dhuhr and 'Asr prayer]


    Sister Daffodil's son Abdullah was crying in the salaah, so it was shorter than how brother kadafi intended it to be.. he remembered the hadith:

    The Messenger of Allah sal Allaahu alayhi waSalam said, "I stand up to lead Salat with the intention of prolonging it. Then I hear the crying of an infant and I shorten the Salat lest I should make it burdensome for his mother".
    [Al-Bukhari].


    kadafi: Asalaamu 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh..

    Asalaamu 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh...


    The fardh salaah had ended..



    Suddenly there was a loud BANG!..


    It was the police.



    continue to: The Cop Chase (part 2)
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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    subhanAllah brother you've got some talent...never knew you had it in you.

    i cant wait for more...



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