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    "Behind the Scenes" of IB (OP)


    Assalamu Alaikum

    Alright, I sorta wrote this a long time ago...and was VERY hesitant about posting it, but I guess it distroys the whole purpose of writing it: to share it with all of you! Well, I've been here long enough to know many of the EXTRAORDINARY members that make LI unique and special Mashallah, including the nonmuslims who have had to deal with our craziness..

    Anyways I wrote this on my free time *during class when it got soo boring*, and it's a bit outdated, but those of you who have been here for a few months, should know what is going on Inshallah..Alright, Imma shut up now and let you all read..


    Characters in this Scene (so the newbies don't get lost):


    Ofcoarse the Golden Title is given to the
    Head Administrator of LI:


    Kadafi : Creator of LI (Barak Allahu Feek!)
    Administrators of LI (shades included ofcoarse):

    Ansar: One of LI’s top refuter
    Khaldun : The “Quiet” Mod, expresses himself with a raise of an eyebrow…amazing hafidh mashallah, also helped with the creation of LI
    The SuperMods also referred to as
    SM's of LI:


    Far7an: Most sarcastic, and top SM at LI
    zAk: Who doesn’t know him!
    Muhammed: One of the more knowledgeable brothers…closes threads in peace
    Ra'eesah:Mashallah, Very knowledgable, an amazing mod mashallah, but no longer with us *sigh*
    Brownies a.k.a "the kids", but formally known as the
    Moderators of LI:


    Mamsoo- Is now known and referred to as Labiba..(sorry gal, mamsoo will always be stuck with me)
    Ahmed-LI’sHalo addict!
    Halima- LI’s Fatwa distributer
    Rabi'ya- The "Quiet" sister mod
    Fi- Very knowledgeable bro, mini version of Ansar, always has ahadith at the tip of his fingertips!
    Full Members (majority of LI, we rule! 'cept when we get warnings :X)
    czgibson- LI's nonmuslim refuter, english teacher, and excellent character *if you read this thread, please ignore the spelling and grammar mistakes..*
    *disclaimer: characters based on real people, and real life events
    **THIS WAS NOT WRITTEN TO OFFEND ANYONE!! IF MODS FEEL THAT IT IS SOMEWHAT OFFENDING OR PROVIDES A NEGATIVE ENVIRONMENT FOR LI, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO DELETE WITHOUT CONSENT**



    Part - I
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    Main Room
    Everyone is sitting on a nice recliner chair sipping on their favorite drink, except the mods who sat at the trainee table (excluding mamsoo, cuz shes not a kid ) Mamsoo and Ra'eesah are discussing social frailities in ths world, while the brother SMs (supermods) are discussing the destruction of the marriage section.

    zAk: it must go, too many kids

    Far7an: I agree, there topics are childish

    zAk: v must talk to kadafi about it

    Muhammed: But, ppl would lose their (moderating) jobs

    zAk: hmmmmmmm

    far7an: well we can assign them to another section

    zAk: ah

    Muhammed: what about those that need real advice?

    zAk: v have the counselling section

    far7an: when will Kada---

    All of a sudden Kadafi comes in with Ansar and khaldun behind him, both wearing shades.
    Kadafi looks around then signals with his hand the SMs to the 'back office'

    zAk and far7an slowly walk behind them whispering to eachother.


    zAk: what's with ansar and khaldun wearing the shades? *raises eyebrow SS style*

    far7an: Authority

    zAk: ah.

    Muhammed: I thought it was cuz its sunny today :confused:

    All of them shrug and walk into the office.

    BACK INTO THE MAIN ROOM

    some gossip was going on between the "kids" about why the SM's were called back

    Ahmad: I heard they were going to add another section

    Mamsoo: I heard they were going to let someone go *shocked*

    Fi: well whatever it is we shouldn't be talking about it, lets be patient and ask them when they return inshallah *insert hadith here*

    Halima: I agree

    All sit there in a moment of silence

    Ahmad: So, anyone up for pizza?

    Fi: We're on a budget *sigh*

    Ahmad: Anyone willing to donate :brother:

    Mamsoo: Ok, Ok, I'll pay for the pizza this time

    Halima: no no no dont pay for all of it, ill pay half

    Rabiya: ok, lets all pitch in

    Mamsoo: nonsense! I said i was going to pay for it

    Halima: I said i was gonna pay half, rabiya dont worry bout it

    Rabiya: well i wont eat if im not even gonna pitch in my part.

    Mamsoo: ok that's enough, i said i was paying, so I'm paying, alright?

    Halima: Well ok whatever, when the pizza man comes, I'll just pay half

    Sisters continue to bicker over the pizza

    Fi and Ahmad look at each other

    Ahmad: We're never gonna get our pizza, are we...

    Fi: not unless u start bringing in your own money

    INSIDE THE BACK OFFICE

    kadafi: so what is all this about?

    Ansar: I was refuting czgibson...Inshallah this wont take long *ahem*

    SuperMods get a bit nervous

    Ra'essah: I have no clue whats going on, so dont ask me.

    Far7an: well, zAk and i were discussing how it might be gud to close the marriage section for a bit.

    zAk: more like forever.

    Ansar: *sigh*

    Khaldun: ah, let the kids have their fun

    Kadafi: and how will the closure of this section help or benefit the forum?

    zAk: *cough* *looks at farhan*

    far7an looks back at zAk signaling him to say something. Kadafi raises his eyebrow, waiting patiently for a reply.
    zAk: vell how does it help the forum if v dont close it? :brother:

    Far7an: *looks at zAk because of his response* well, the topics are getting useless and there is no benefit to them. If a member wants real help, they can look at past threads or use the counseling section.


    TO BE CONTINUED . . . . . (don't worry, more members have already been added to the next scenes..just be patient Inshallah)

    Link to Part II

    Link to Part III

    Link to Part IV

    Link to Part V

    Link to Part VI

    Link to Part VII

    Link to Part VIII

    Link to Part IX-I

    Link to Part IX-II

    Link to Part IX-III

    Link to Part IX-IV

    Link to Part IX-V

    Link to Part IX-VI


    fi aman Allah
    w'salaam
    Last edited by *charisma*; 06-04-2006 at 03:23 AM.
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    D e a t h

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    the hardest
    of all things before it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serinity View Post
    to be continued...

    everyone gets revived by Allah SWT (side note: I REALLY hope you can say that in a fictional story) BUT may ALLAH forgive me for whatever wrong I do..

    serinity opens his eyes: "Where are we? interesting!"
    noraina:"where is my chickens! Oh no!!"
    farhan: where have you all been?
    Kiro: you guys talk too much!
    serinity: silence! what are we doing?
    farhan: actually where are we? *farhan interrupts.

    *gem opens a door* LIGHT shone in........

    kiro: Too bright! my eyes! *his eyes reddens*
    ramen-thelegend: come on guys ! Do something! how do we get out?
    kiro: if you have any questions, then ask!

    serinity thinks *why are we talking like this!* THIS IS A LOOPED ILLUSIONARY TECHNIQUE... Serinity thought...........

    __________________________________________________ _______

    The story of 2016! XD
    and that's the end right?

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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    Quote Originally Posted by ramen-thelegend View Post
    *herb dies of old age, on her way towards launching attack *
    Whaaat?



    Seems you wish to get rid of me...
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    We have suffered too much for too long. We will not accept apartheid masked as peace. We will settle for no less than our freedom.




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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    I sound like such a drama-queen in that story Well, dying twice on this thread has been an interesting experience. At least I had my chicken by my side *sniff*.

    Whoever wants to start the next story can do so, *noraina bites into a Cadbury bar and watches the screen, waiting*.
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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    Quote Originally Posted by sister herb View Post
    Whaaat?



    Seems you wish to get rid of me...
    noooooooooooooo

    you're my only sis who doesn't like kids....how could i want to get rid of you???


    i killed everybody in the story ....bhahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by noraina View Post
    I sound like such a drama-queen in that story Well, dying twice on this thread has been an interesting experience. At least I had my chicken by my side *sniff*.

    Whoever wants to start the next story can do so, *noraina bites into a Cadbury bar and watches the screen, waiting*.
    i'll wait for some time for what others have to say. and then we can proceed, or maybe i can...or i dont know ...what ever...

    save some cadbury for me!
    or i'll eat your chicken!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ramen-thelegend View Post
    i killed everybody in the story ....bhahahahaha

    Thanks. That´s very comforting.
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    We have suffered too much for too long. We will not accept apartheid masked as peace. We will settle for no less than our freedom.




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    Quote Originally Posted by ramen-thelegend View Post
    save some cadbury for me!
    or i'll eat your chicken!
    Tsk, tsk. Mera murghi tang na karoh. Seriously - my rooster will kill anyone who eats his hens (including me).

    I've warned you....
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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB



    serinity: I challenge you guys to fight me on planet 250X!

    --------- SILENCE --------------

    Crow: Raugh ra- serinty interrupts with a roar, killing the crow..

    ------- no answer ---------
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    Quote Originally Posted by noraina View Post
    Tsk, tsk. Mera murghi tang na karoh. Seriously - my rooster will kill anyone who eats his hens (including me).

    I've warned you....
    then save some cadbury for me!
    *snaps*

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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    @ramen-thelegend: bhawahahahah I killed everyone in the story

    *Everyone rolls eyes*

    *A Mod Bans Rameen for 1 day*
    @ramen-thelegend: hey guys im back lets break records do something new! lets see how many members can get banned in one day . lets change history people!!! history of ib!!!

    @noraina: Nope, who is going to watch my chicken thread?

    ...

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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    Great ending to the story, whos next to write a story?
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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    Kiro and @farhan log in

    Farhan: Salams Kiro. Wats up

    Kiro: Salams upon you* Kiro

    Farhan: Whatever. How's life?

    Kiro: It's good. What about you?

    Farhan: Alhamdullilah. I have a son now

    Kiro: Nice. Congratz! Did you think of a name?

    Farhan: Not yet. My wife and I are picking over names and we sort have a squabble. Maybe we should call it Kiro?

    Kiro: No, that should be against the shariah. Call it Hoodrat.

    Farhan: What's a Hoodrat? :/


    Kiro: It's a new user on the forum spreading mischief. The mods haven't banned, the user has got a mexican mustache on the sig. Trolling and ending his or hers posts with 'From the hoood fam kmt'

    Farhan: Huh?

    Kiro: I think it might be @ConcealedGem

    Farhan: Are you sure?


    Kiro thinks to himself, ever reaching his thoughts as he processes his brain power, searching deep within until he makes a stunning revelation...

    Kiro: Nah, hoodrat was all in my dream

    Farhan: -_-
    @hamza @ramen-thelegend login


    Hamza: Waats up. Salams, you've become a dad? Mashallah
    @Linkdeustcher logs in

    Linkdeutscher: It's Masha'Allah, you got to say it with proper tajweed.

    Kiro: Wallahi?

    Linkdeustcher: Wa'Allahi

    Ramen-thelegend: Wa'allahi
    @Linkdeutscher strokes his beard, utilising patience as he observed the horror of failure from Kiro with the following words to come out of his mouth that would bring light to the chatroom

    "That was acceptable"

    ramen-thelegend: Woooooo. I got it right. Is that how you really say it? Anyway, nice. Farhan is a dad?? Mashallah. I mean, Masha'Allah. What's it like? How does it feel. SO many questiooooons. OMG

    Farhan: This is too much. Maybe I should call the baby Ramen

    Ramen-thelegend: OMMGGG. NooooooOOOO. That is embarrassing, are you serious?????

    Hamza: Nah fam. Call it Hamza Jr

    Kiro: No call it with Link's real name

    Linkdeutscher: Noooo. Do you even know my name

    Kiro: No need to be a school girl or a drama queem bro. You always do this, even your age. How about we call the baby Link

    Linkdeutscher: OMG

    Kiro: Dress the baby in a green suit with Link's hat and send us a picture. Link don't feign from fan girling now

    Linkdeutscher: That is HARAAM


    Hamza: Wasn't your name Grammiro? We should worry about Kiro's name before the babies


    Farhan: I changed it because I got bored of it. I didn't want to upset little Kiro.

    Farhan changes Kiro's username to Wag1Wizard

    Wag1Wizard: Wag one fam

    Ramen-thelegend: LOL

    Hamza: LOL

    Linkdeutscher: Kiro, mannn. You are such a disgrace *american accent* don't start crying now and grow some THICK skin. Farhan change my username to Link pretty please
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    @Kiro , that is kinda embarassing....my name( on passports and stuff) is "ramin" while its actually "rameen"....which some people told me was a boy name............
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    Quote Originally Posted by ramen-thelegend View Post
    @Kiro , that is kinda embarassing....my name( on passports and stuff) is "ramin" while its actually "rameen"....which some people told me was a boy name............
    ramen is a cool name
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    Meanwhile...

    Hitler gets banned from IslamicBoard

    Watch here: http://captiongenerator.com/88148/Hi...n-IslamicBoard
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    Re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    Those were quite good, lol.

    Maybe some really desperate people would come to an Islamic forum searching for a nice spouse - although there used to be a marriage section here, from what I've read.
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    although there used to be a marriage section here, from what I've read.
    Yup 2005, the golden age . Do you reckon it's good for it's re-arrival?


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    Quote Originally Posted by farhan View Post
    Yup 2005, the golden age . Do you reckon it's good for it's re-arrival?
    That would be interesting, lol. Was there a reason it was closed in the first place?
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    That would be interesting, lol. Was there a reason it was closed in the first place?
    It was never closed. Turned into Family & Society instead .
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