Alright, I sorta wrote this a long time ago...and was VERY hesitant about posting it, but I guess it distroys the whole purpose of writing it: to share it with all of you! Well, I've been here long enough to know many of the EXTRAORDINARY members that make LI unique and special Mashallah, including the nonmuslims who have had to deal with our craziness..
Anyways I wrote this on my free time *during class when it got soo boring*, and it's a bit outdated, but those of you who have been here for a few months, should know what is going on Inshallah..Alright, Imma shut up now and let you all read..
Characters in this Scene (so the newbies don't get lost):
Ofcoarse the Golden Title is given to the
Head Administrator of LI:
Kadafi : Creator of LI (Barak Allahu Feek!)
Administrators of LI (shades included ofcoarse):
Ansar: One of LI’s top refuter Khaldun : The “Quiet” Mod, expresses himself with a raise of an eyebrow…amazing hafidh mashallah, also helped with the creation of LI
The SuperMods also referred to as
SM's of LI:
Far7an: Most sarcastic, and top SM at LI zAk: Who doesn’t know him! Muhammed: One of the more knowledgeable brothers…closes threads in peace Ra'eesah:Mashallah, Very knowledgable, an amazing mod mashallah, but no longer with us *sigh*
Brownies a.k.a "the kids", but formally known as the
Moderators of LI:
Mamsoo- Is now known and referred to as Labiba..(sorry gal, mamsoo will always be stuck with me) Ahmed-LI’sHalo addict! Halima- LI’s Fatwa distributer Rabi'ya- The "Quiet" sister mod Fi- Very knowledgeable bro, mini version of Ansar, always has ahadith at the tip of his fingertips!
Full Members (majority of LI, we rule! 'cept when we get warnings :X) czgibson- LI's nonmuslim refuter, english teacher, and excellent character *if you read this thread, please ignore the spelling and grammar mistakes..*
*disclaimer: characters based on real people, and real life events **THIS WAS NOT WRITTEN TO OFFEND ANYONE!! IF MODS FEEL THAT IT IS SOMEWHAT OFFENDING OR PROVIDES A NEGATIVE ENVIRONMENT FOR LI, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO DELETE WITHOUT CONSENT**
Part - I
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Main Room Everyone is sitting on a nice recliner chair sipping on their favorite drink, except the mods who sat at the trainee table (excluding mamsoo, cuz shes not a kid ) Mamsoo and Ra'eesah are discussing social frailities in ths world, while the brother SMs (supermods) are discussing the destruction of the marriage section.
zAk: it must go, too many kids
Far7an: I agree, there topics are childish
zAk: v must talk to kadafi about it
Muhammed: But, ppl would lose their (moderating) jobs
zAk: hmmmmmmm
far7an: well we can assign them to another section
zAk: ah
Muhammed: what about those that need real advice?
zAk: v have the counselling section
far7an: when will Kada---
All of a sudden Kadafi comes in with Ansar and khaldun behind him, both wearing shades.
Kadafi looks around then signals with his hand the SMs to the 'back office'
zAk and far7an slowly walk behind them whispering to eachother.
zAk: what's with ansar and khaldun wearing the shades? *raises eyebrow SS style*
far7an: Authority
zAk: ah.
Muhammed: I thought it was cuz its sunny today :confused:
All of them shrug and walk into the office.
BACK INTO THE MAIN ROOM
some gossip was going on between the "kids" about why the SM's were called back
Ahmad: I heard they were going to add another section
Mamsoo: I heard they were going to let someone go *shocked*
Fi: well whatever it is we shouldn't be talking about it, lets be patient and ask them when they return inshallah *insert hadith here*
Halima: I agree
All sit there in a moment of silence
Ahmad: So, anyone up for pizza?
Fi: We're on a budget *sigh*
Ahmad: Anyone willing to donate :brother:
Mamsoo: Ok, Ok, I'll pay for the pizza this time
Halima: no no no dont pay for all of it, ill pay half
Rabiya: ok, lets all pitch in
Mamsoo: nonsense! I said i was going to pay for it
Halima: I said i was gonna pay half, rabiya dont worry bout it
Rabiya: well i wont eat if im not even gonna pitch in my part.
Mamsoo: ok that's enough, i said i was paying, so I'm paying, alright?
Halima: Well ok whatever, when the pizza man comes, I'll just pay half
Sisters continue to bicker over the pizza
Fi and Ahmad look at each other
Ahmad: We're never gonna get our pizza, are we...
Fi: not unless u start bringing in your own money
INSIDE THE BACK OFFICE
kadafi: so what is all this about?
Ansar: I was refuting czgibson...Inshallah this wont take long *ahem*
SuperMods get a bit nervous
Ra'essah: I have no clue whats going on, so dont ask me.
Far7an: well, zAk and i were discussing how it might be gud to close the marriage section for a bit.
zAk: more like forever.
Ansar: *sigh*
Khaldun: ah, let the kids have their fun
Kadafi: and how will the closure of this section help or benefit the forum?
zAk: *cough* *looks at farhan*
far7an looks back at zAk signaling him to say something. Kadafi raises his eyebrow, waiting patiently for a reply.
zAk: vell how does it help the forum if v dont close it? :brother:
Far7an: *looks at zAk because of his response* well, the topics are getting useless and there is no benefit to them. If a member wants real help, they can look at past threads or use the counseling section.
TO BE CONTINUED . . . . . (don't worry, more members have already been added to the next scenes..just be patient Inshallah)
Administrators of LI (shades included of coarse):
None Featured in this Scene
The SuperMods also referred to as SM's of LI:
Woodrow
Muezzin
The Moderators, or "Orangies" None featured in this Scene
LI Members:[B]
None Featured in this Scene
**note: Characters depicted in scenes are based on real-life people in fictional situations. Attributions may be completely false and used only for humorous reasons. 'LI Scenes' does not reflect my opinion of what I think of others, except that I'm thankful they let me use them in my scripts oh: Jazakum Allahu Khair
PART VIII-V
ROOM 4: Muezzin and Woodrow
Woodrow is enjoying the comic section of the newspaper and chuckling to himself.
Muezzin: What is that there *trying to look over at the paper*…the comic section is it?
Woodrow: *gets defensive and moves a bit away* Yep *continues to snigg-er*
Muezzin: Minaz and I would read those together…you know, back in the day…
Woodrow: That’s nice…
Muezzin: We used to be in the chocolate business…till one time Minaz got attacked by the sisters hehe, it was hilarious! Shoulda seen it…
Woodrow: yeah…Never give chocolates to sisters…*returns to comics*
Muezzin: I wish minaz was here *sigh*
Woodrow: You sound bored.
Muezzin: Bored? Nah…
Woodrow: uhh huh… *reads the politics section*
Muezzin: Then this other time I—
Woodrow: *interrupts* my goodness!! I’m Flabbergasted! oh:
Muezzin: Oh my God! oh: Should I get your pills or something??
Woodrow: Pills?? For what?
Muezzin: Your gassy flab…flabby gas? Whatever…oh:
Woodrow: did you hear what you just said??
Muezzin: oh:You said it first!
Woodrow: I never said I had that!
Muezzin: Crap! oh: You have Alzheimer’s too!? Ok ok…rule one when working with Alzheimer patients is to stay calm and reintroduce yourself…
Muezzin:...AS-SAL-AMU AL-AIKUM!!…MY NAME IS MOO-EZZ-IN! DO YOU NEED HELP WITH ANYTHING!? ARE YOU FEELING DIS-COMFORT IN YOUR LOWER AB-DOMINAL AREAS?? *waving hands over stomach*
Woodrow: Boy! I’m not deaf! Nor do I have Alzheimer’s! And I certainly do not feel any discomfort except that you’re yelling in my ears right now! :mad:
Muezzin: So whats the deal with your flabbergas situation?? Trying to give me a heart attack or something??
Woodrow: Its “flabbergasted”! just a fancy way us old folks say “shocked”.
Muezzin: Oh. that was embarrassing.
Woodrow: for you, yea.
Muezzin: heh..
Woodrow: I’m feeling for a nice bowl of oatmeal right now..
Woodrow: Just remembered a story I could tell to the young’ins about getting old.
Muezzin: A story about getting old?? I’ll tell you a story. Right when you think a shower can last you an entire day, you hit fifteen and B.O. starts creeping out from no where…
Muezzin: …I mean winters aren’t that bad, but summers! Dang!
Woodrow: *interrupts the disturbance* Ok ok, that’s enough. I don’t need another trip on memory lane.
Muezzin: And you know its worst when you’re in crowds, like at the masjid right…Now I aint tryin to say anything about anyone, but its like 85% humidity in there and the rest is over applied ‘utur fuming from one direction or the other. Once I about passed out during sujud…it’s like putting yourself under toxic inhalants.
Woodrow: You can stop now…
Muezzin: Well, I’m sure you’ve had experiences like that…haven’t you?
Woodrow: Not lately.
Muezzin: oh..
Woodrow: Well I was going to mention something I noticed in you…
Muezzin: Yea?
Woodrow: No, I shouldn’t say…
Muezzin: yes you can!
Woodrow: ok. Well when you smile…
Muezzin: *smiles big*
Woodrow: yea, like that…I notice that your teeth are losing their luminous shine. Reminds me of what happened before my teeth started falling out…
Muezzin: What? *licks teeth* your teeth fell out?
Woodrow: Yep. Its true.
Muezzin: But I brush them everyday…I floss too!
Woodrow: So did I and look what happened *takes out dentures and gives a teethless smile*
Muezzin: I think I’m going blind…
Woodrow: see, look at that tooth of yours right there..
Muezzin: What!? Where!? Which one!??
Woodrow: Is that front tooth wiggling? Why yes, I think it is!
Muezzin: *feels teeth while running to the bathroom*
Muezzin: Oh my God! Should I get your pills or something??
Woodrow: Pills?? For what?
Muezzin: Your gassy flab…flabby gas? Whatever…
Woodrow: did you hear what you just said??
Muezzin: You said it first!
Woodrow: I never said I had that!
Muezzin: Crap! You have Alzheimer’s too!? Ok ok…rule one when working with Alzheimer patients is to stay calm and reintroduce yourself…
Muezzin:...AS-SAL-AMU AL-AIKUM!!…MY NAME IS MOO-EZZ-IN! DO YOU NEED HELP WITH ANYTHING!? ARE YOU FEELING DIS-COMFORT IN YOUR LOWER AB-DOMINAL AREAS?? *waving hands over stomach*
Woodrow: Boy! I’m not deaf! Nor do I have Alzheimer’s! And I certainly do not feel any discomfort except that you’re yelling in my ears right now!
Last edited by ~Taalibah~; 11-20-2007 at 10:07 PM.
Ahem, now that I'm back and can comment ... I seem to be smiling. It must be my new stress relief medication that I'm taking. Alhamdulillah for Kalms That was an excellent script! Captured the true femininity in me
Told you Mimi,
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I must say Mimiki, you've grasped the characters quite accurately. Keep it up.
Not all of them! lol, Bro Alpha, Iqram, and Woodrow are probably the ones I really went far out with sorrryyy!!
You most probably didn't go far out with the characters. At least, not Iqiipoop.
Barney enters room looking frazzled.
"Hey Guys! HELP!"
Truemuslim "Sup?"
Barney "I'm dead!"
Truemuslim hmm, your looking kinda alive to be honest.
Barney "Nope, I must have irrefutable scientific evidence that I'm alive , and all I have is this scientific leaflet that says if I combine smoking, drinking ,lack of exercise and McDonalds for every meal, I'll die when im 36"
Truemuslim "And"
Barney "im 37"
Truemuslim "soooooo?"
Barney "I'm dead"
Truemuslim "look dude, your walking , talking breathing and have a bood pressure of 155/90, so whilst in poor shape, your still on earth"
Barney " AHH! But nope! That may seem clear to you, but thats just your beleif! You cant actually positively scienntifically or logically prove it!"
Truemuslim "I think I can, Look, this book is called signs of life... It says a living craeture respirates aspirates and ...."
Barney "Pfft! When was that book written?"
Truemuslim "2005, by the cheif medical officer of the NHS"
Barney "so you put your trust in some old book?!, your just jumping through hoops to try and mesh that books teachings with the fact that I'm toast"
Truemuslim "look, lemme take your temperature......OK..36.5, well within norms"
Barney "Ohh cripes! I'm a goner! Your taking that temperature out of context"
Truemuslim " Yeah, well, fair enough matey...as they say, each to their own...i'll order you a coffin"
Occupation: The term of control of a territory by foreign military forces: Iraq 2003-2005 Liberation:when something or someone is freed: Operation Telic 2003
WOWW This thread is the bombbbbb i wish dese ppl were still here i jst read 49 pages of a threadd...well i read before cuple bt in one day :| durin my studies ofcourse bt mann sis charisma has talent she makes it sooo realistic like those dramas lol it's hilariousssss bt plzz evry1 else post and im gnna b laughin hahah lolzz..true muslimm u doin good tht was funyy keep goinnn ..hahah nd barney
“The believers in their mutual kindness, compassion and sympathy are just like one body. When one of the limbs is afflicted, the whole body responds to it with sleeplessness and fever”.
I need to read this whole thread with 48 pages cuz this is hilariously interesting !
And as for the onewho fears standing in front of His Lord and restrainsthe soul from impure evil desires and lusts, verily, Paradise will be his abode [79:40-41]
lol masha Allah, this thread was well funny i miss them days...
This is the funniest thread ever , yesterday i was reading all the 48 pages LOL
arent you gonna do more ??
And as for the onewho fears standing in front of His Lord and restrainsthe soul from impure evil desires and lusts, verily, Paradise will be his abode [79:40-41]
ah dnt wrry bro , May Allah make things easy for you
Maybe I should make a script muhahah lol
And as for the onewho fears standing in front of His Lord and restrainsthe soul from impure evil desires and lusts, verily, Paradise will be his abode [79:40-41]
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