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    "Behind the Scenes" of IB

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    Assalamu Alaikum

    Alright, I sorta wrote this a long time ago...and was VERY hesitant about posting it, but I guess it distroys the whole purpose of writing it: to share it with all of you! Well, I've been here long enough to know many of the EXTRAORDINARY members that make LI unique and special Mashallah, including the nonmuslims who have had to deal with our craziness..

    Anyways I wrote this on my free time *during class when it got soo boring*, and it's a bit outdated, but those of you who have been here for a few months, should know what is going on Inshallah..Alright, Imma shut up now and let you all read..


    Characters in this Scene (so the newbies don't get lost):


    Ofcoarse the Golden Title is given to the
    Head Administrator of LI:


    Kadafi : Creator of LI (Barak Allahu Feek!)
    Administrators of LI (shades included ofcoarse):

    Ansar: One of LI’s top refuter
    Khaldun : The “Quiet” Mod, expresses himself with a raise of an eyebrow…amazing hafidh mashallah, also helped with the creation of LI
    The SuperMods also referred to as
    SM's of LI:


    Far7an: Most sarcastic, and top SM at LI
    zAk: Who doesn’t know him!
    Muhammed: One of the more knowledgeable brothers…closes threads in peace
    Ra'eesah:Mashallah, Very knowledgable, an amazing mod mashallah, but no longer with us *sigh*
    Brownies a.k.a "the kids", but formally known as the
    Moderators of LI:


    Mamsoo- Is now known and referred to as Labiba..(sorry gal, mamsoo will always be stuck with me)
    Ahmed-LI’sHalo addict!
    Halima- LI’s Fatwa distributer
    Rabi'ya- The "Quiet" sister mod
    Fi- Very knowledgeable bro, mini version of Ansar, always has ahadith at the tip of his fingertips!
    Full Members (majority of LI, we rule! 'cept when we get warnings :X)
    czgibson- LI's nonmuslim refuter, english teacher, and excellent character *if you read this thread, please ignore the spelling and grammar mistakes..*
    *disclaimer: characters based on real people, and real life events
    **THIS WAS NOT WRITTEN TO OFFEND ANYONE!! IF MODS FEEL THAT IT IS SOMEWHAT OFFENDING OR PROVIDES A NEGATIVE ENVIRONMENT FOR LI, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO DELETE WITHOUT CONSENT**



    Part - I
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Main Room
    Everyone is sitting on a nice recliner chair sipping on their favorite drink, except the mods who sat at the trainee table (excluding mamsoo, cuz shes not a kid ) Mamsoo and Ra'eesah are discussing social frailities in ths world, while the brother SMs (supermods) are discussing the destruction of the marriage section.

    zAk: it must go, too many kids

    Far7an: I agree, there topics are childish

    zAk: v must talk to kadafi about it

    Muhammed: But, ppl would lose their (moderating) jobs

    zAk: hmmmmmmm

    far7an: well we can assign them to another section

    zAk: ah

    Muhammed: what about those that need real advice?

    zAk: v have the counselling section

    far7an: when will Kada---

    All of a sudden Kadafi comes in with Ansar and khaldun behind him, both wearing shades.
    Kadafi looks around then signals with his hand the SMs to the 'back office'

    zAk and far7an slowly walk behind them whispering to eachother.


    zAk: what's with ansar and khaldun wearing the shades? *raises eyebrow SS style*

    far7an: Authority

    zAk: ah.

    Muhammed: I thought it was cuz its sunny today :confused:

    All of them shrug and walk into the office.

    BACK INTO THE MAIN ROOM

    some gossip was going on between the "kids" about why the SM's were called back

    Ahmad: I heard they were going to add another section

    Mamsoo: I heard they were going to let someone go *shocked*

    Fi: well whatever it is we shouldn't be talking about it, lets be patient and ask them when they return inshallah *insert hadith here*

    Halima: I agree

    All sit there in a moment of silence

    Ahmad: So, anyone up for pizza?

    Fi: We're on a budget *sigh*

    Ahmad: Anyone willing to donate :brother:

    Mamsoo: Ok, Ok, I'll pay for the pizza this time

    Halima: no no no dont pay for all of it, ill pay half

    Rabiya: ok, lets all pitch in

    Mamsoo: nonsense! I said i was going to pay for it

    Halima: I said i was gonna pay half, rabiya dont worry bout it

    Rabiya: well i wont eat if im not even gonna pitch in my part.

    Mamsoo: ok that's enough, i said i was paying, so I'm paying, alright?

    Halima: Well ok whatever, when the pizza man comes, I'll just pay half

    Sisters continue to bicker over the pizza

    Fi and Ahmad look at each other

    Ahmad: We're never gonna get our pizza, are we...

    Fi: not unless u start bringing in your own money

    INSIDE THE BACK OFFICE

    kadafi: so what is all this about?

    Ansar: I was refuting czgibson...Inshallah this wont take long *ahem*

    SuperMods get a bit nervous

    Ra'essah: I have no clue whats going on, so dont ask me.

    Far7an: well, zAk and i were discussing how it might be gud to close the marriage section for a bit.

    zAk: more like forever.

    Ansar: *sigh*

    Khaldun: ah, let the kids have their fun

    Kadafi: and how will the closure of this section help or benefit the forum?

    zAk: *cough* *looks at farhan*

    far7an looks back at zAk signaling him to say something. Kadafi raises his eyebrow, waiting patiently for a reply.
    zAk: vell how does it help the forum if v dont close it? :brother:

    Far7an: *looks at zAk because of his response* well, the topics are getting useless and there is no benefit to them. If a member wants real help, they can look at past threads or use the counseling section.


    TO BE CONTINUED . . . . . (don't worry, more members have already been added to the next scenes..just be patient Inshallah)

    Link to Part II

    Link to Part III

    Link to Part IV

    Link to Part V

    Link to Part VI

    Link to Part VII

    Link to Part VIII

    Link to Part IX-I

    Link to Part IX-II

    Link to Part IX-III

    Link to Part IX-IV

    Link to Part IX-V

    Link to Part IX-VI


    fi aman Allah
    w'salaam
    Last edited by *charisma*; 06-04-2006 at 03:23 AM.
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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    finallyyyyyy ! wat took u soo loooooooong to post !! hilarious

    bet vryone cant wait for the rest lol
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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    lol sis u jokerr.

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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB



    We're referred to as the kids?!

    Muhammed: I thought it was cuz its sunny today


    That was too funny. I can't wait for the rest.
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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    wa alaikum assalam

    haha that's so funny ^

    that was just too good charisma. and too real! Jazakillah khayr for that!

    Administrators of LI (shades included ofcoarse):

    Ansar: One of LI’s top refuter
    Khaldun : The “Quiet” Mod, expresses himself with a raise of an eyebrow…amazing hafidh, also helped with the creation of LI
    Spot on!!

    Can't wait till the rest either.

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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB



    I ain't no kid! :grumbling

    Very funny Mimi.



    Last edited by Halima; 06-01-2006 at 02:33 AM.
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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    Quote Originally Posted by Halima View Post


    I ain't no kid! :grumbling



    great job mimi.

    wa alaikum assalam

    A bit of a bossy kid aswell eh? nah, I'm messing.

    I thought you closed the thread then and I was looking forward to the next part. ffended:

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    lol...that was a nice read...JZK and thnx 4 da post :brother:

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    Mimi? ROFL

    good job :sister:
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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    loooool that was soooooooooooo funny

    i cant wait for the rest
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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    Good one sis. Very cool.
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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    I'm gonna close this thread unless Minaz and I are featured. We have contracts!

    I'm kidding. Good one!

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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    Lol, very entertaining Chrisma sis

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    rofl!!

    I cracked at the pizza story

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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    salaam,

    lol mimi youve described everyone perfectly! mashAllah wicked thread, i'll be looking forward to the next bit!

    wassalam

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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    salaam,

    ^^^ brother i think shes suggesting that everyone on this site knows you...so that does kinda sum you up......but hmmmm that might not be such a good thing..............lol

    wassalam

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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    Quote Originally Posted by zÂk View Post
    ^yep... everyone... just not me
    LOL

    Aww....don't worry zAk, I'll say sumthin about ya

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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    ha ha ha ha ! good one kay:

    ..wait a second,..No fair !

    what about my favourite Trainee Mod?! Muezzin isnt mentioned !!
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    re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB

    ^^ That's true... Brother Muezzin has to be in it! BUT I think it will be a bit difficult to write him in it 'cause, let's face it, brother Muezzin is veeery hard to copy...

    (Brother Muezzin, you're signature is really funny! )


    Sis, mashallah, this post was very good!!!


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    rolling grandma bring it on!
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