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    The Perfect Husband

    There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club after a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole. Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

    (H - Husband, W - Wife)
    H - "Hello?"
    W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
    H - "Yes."
    W - "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
    H - "What's the price?"
    W - "Only $1,000."
    H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."
    W - "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and
    saw the 2006 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year...
    H - "What price did he quote you?"
    W - "Only $60,000..."
    H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
    W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else..."
    H - "What?"
    W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's for sale!!! Remember? The one with a pool English garden, acre of park area,beachfront property."
    H - "How much are they asking?"
    W - "Only $450,000 -- a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
    H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?"
    W - "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!!! I love you!!!"
    H - "Bye...I love you too..."

    The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks " Does anyone know who this Cellphone belongs to???"

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    Re: The PerFect Husband

    lol
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    Re: The PerFect Husband

    **looking around for cell phone**
    **Sigh of relax** as neither he was speaking on my cell phone nor my wife has any cell phone :satisfied:
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    رَبَّنَا اغْفِرْ لَنَا وَلِإِخْوَانِنَا الَّذِينَ سَبَقُونَا بِالْإِيمَانِ وَلَا تَجْعَلْ فِي قُلُوبِنَا غِلًّا لِّلَّذِينَ آمَنُوا رَبَّنَا إِنَّكَ رَؤُوفٌ رَّحِيمٌ




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    Re: The PerFect Husband

    lol
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    Re: The PerFect Husband

    salaam
    lol that was a realy funny story
    lol they guy just kept saying yes sure
    wa salaam
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    وَإِن كُنتُنَّ تُرِدْنَ اللَّهَ وَرَسُولَهُ وَالدَّارَ الْآخِرَةَ فَإِنَّ اللَّهَ أَعَدَّ لِلْمُحْسِنَاتِ مِنكُنَّ أَجْرًا عَظِيمًا

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    Re: The PerFect Husband


    LOL that was funny!!! the wife doesnt even no how her own husband shud sound over the fone hehe
    thnx 4 sharing

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    Re: The PerFect Husband

    Man that is my worts nightmare! LOl very funny
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    Re: The PerFect Husband



    lol, nice!

    thanx.

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    Re: The PerFect Husband

    lol.....aww...poor husband..he'll die when he finds out....
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    LOL thats was good sister


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    Re: The PerFect Husband



    OMG ROFL!!!

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    lol, thats a great post
    Jazakallah for sharing
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    Re: The PerFect Husband

    haha funny lol!!!!

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    Re: The PerFect Husband

    At times like these, i am so glad my wife didn't marry me for my money. lol.

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    Re: The PerFect Husband

    Quote Originally Posted by SirZubair View Post
    At times like these, i am so glad my wife didn't marry me for my money. lol.
    erm u never knw...lol....am only kidding....... ...

    nice post sis.....
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    Re: The PerFect Husband

    Quote Originally Posted by traveler View Post
    erm u never knw...lol....am only kidding....... ...

    nice post sis.....
    Oh i knoe got sure I told her that i am flat broke and she still married me.

    Little does she know that i have a few thousand grands invested in the share market.

    sssshhhhhhhhhh... don't tell her

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    Quote Originally Posted by SirZubair View Post
    Oh i knoe got sure I told her that i am flat broke and she still married me.

    Little does she know that i have a few thousand grands invested in the share market.

    sssshhhhhhhhhh... don't tell her
    :X +:X = :blind: .......the secret is sealed with me......
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    All i hope is for my mums happiness.Shes my light.Shes my dunya.Her tears are my weakness.Her sadness breaks my heart.She is my mirror.A mirror that keeps me alive.Without her am nothing.shes my saaya.How can i leave her.I pray to Allah(swt) to keep me with her forever inshAllah.

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    perfect husband?



    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello."

    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    MAN: "Yes."

    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

    MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."

    MAN: "How much?"

    WOMAN: "$90,000."

    MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

    MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

    Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"


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    Re: perfect husband?

    Quote Originally Posted by Alpha Dude View Post

    Funny, thanks for sharing...

    Posted before, here




    i mean


    my bad


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