Salamu Alaykum
HAHA, those are good. Fav:
(during maths period)
Teacher : Dennis...If I give you one puppy today and another tomoro then how much would you have
Dennis : Five Sir......... ....Becz I already have three at home
Teacher vs Dennis
Teacher vs Dennis
Teacher : Why have you come late ?
Dennis : Sorry sir ! I was in such a hurry that I forgot to think of a new excuse.
Teacher : Tell me the truth.
Dennis : Err...I came late becz of the sign
Teacher : Sign... what sign
Dennis : The sign which said "school ahead go slow "
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Teacher : Dennis.. when all the students are sitting on the floor why are you sitting in the table
Dennis : Sir... that day you adviced us to do multiplication using tables.
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Teacher : Dennis... Tell a sentence using the letter " I "
Dennis : I is.......... .
Teacher : Only, I am will come , I is will not come
Dennis : Then ok..I am the ninth letter of the alphabets
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(during maths period)
Teacher : Dennis...If I give you one puppy today and another tomoro then how much would you have
Dennis : Five Sir......... ....Becz I already have three at home
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Teacher : Dennis... How do you spell elephant
Dennis : E-L-E-F-A-N- T
Teacher : It is wrong
Dennis : But you asked me how I spell it
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Teacher :Dennis....Yesterday I asked you to write two essays
Dennis : Here it is sir
Teacher : One essay has been written neatly while the other has been scribbled?
Dennis : That is because my mother's handwriting is than my father's************ ********* *
Teacher : Dennis... why do you always score less marks in history
Dennis : Because they keep on asking things which happened before I was born
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Salamu Alaykum
HAHA, those are good. Fav:
(during maths period)
Teacher : Dennis...If I give you one puppy today and another tomoro then how much would you have
Dennis : Five Sir......... ....Becz I already have three at home
format_quote Originally Posted by Abdul-Raouf
That's an excuse I'm going to use.lol
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Teacher : Dennis... why do you always score less marks in history
Dennis : Because they keep on asking things which happened before I was born
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Hahaha.Funny post!
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loll
Asalaamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatu,
lol I've already heard all of dem and ma fav is this one:
Teacher : Dennis... How do you spell elephant
Dennis : E-L-E-F-A-N- T
Teacher : It is wrong
Dennis : But you asked me how I spell it
****** bump *******
Teacher: Abdullahii! why are you late?
Abdullahi : sir i have this old toaster it takes time to warm up thats why im late
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Teacher : Abdullahii GO! to the end of the lunch queue
Abdullahii : But sir there is already someone there
Last edited by Cabdullahi; 09-18-2010 at 02:53 PM.
lol awesome thread
Dennis and Abdullahi are geeky
LOLformat_quote Originally Posted by Abdul-Raouf
Very funny:rock:
hhaahhahahahahahah very funny
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