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Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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    Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)




    Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?

    Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!

    How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.

    And I do sit ups.

    We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?

    And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?

    Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.

    So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.

    Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.

    n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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    innit bro hehehehe
    da LI forums wudnt be da same wivout u 2 bro's....n am bein serious dis tym lol
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    *sigh*

    dnt either of u start an argument with me over my *sighs*'s
    u will regret it.
    Last edited by Muhammad; 11-06-2005 at 12:13 AM.
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    I forgot this the halal fun section but I was serious.I have to withstand psychological assaults all the time on some forums.
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    format_quote Originally Posted by muslimahimprovin
    dnt either of u start an argument with me over my *sighs*'s
    u will regret it.
    Once I was sighing too much because I had a chest infection. I went to the doctor, said 'Yo doc, wassup wit me?' and he hooked me up with one o' these babies:

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    Moin's Chemist - I salute you.

    format_quote Originally Posted by Abrar
    I forgot this the halal fun section but I was serious.I have to withstand psychological assaults all the time on some forums.
    Screw other forums! If anyone has a problem with the way Allah made you, that's their problem not yours.
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    Hahahahaha das funny..............well............not dat funny.....lolz
    but im boredddd....so its gud dat u am mekin me laff thnx
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    That's okay sis, it's what we're here for.
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    someone should go to whyIslam and see what Islam haters post.
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    ~loooooooool~

    Ya'll are soooooooooo funny!! I came down stairs bored to death with nothing to do and subhanallah i ended up laughing my guts out!! Ya'll are so crazy!!

    What would we do without U 2?

    I don't have a problem but if i do i'll be sure to ask!!

    I really needed the laugh!! Thanx!!

    :rock:

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    Moins Chemist? Had to go there a lot when I did my work experience, and my mate did work experience there, its a funny place
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings


    wow ive been waiting for something like this to come up and mashAllah it is 2 of the most HILARIOUS BROS in the whole forum
    i have a suggestion perhaps, u may turn this duo into a group by adding brother Aamirsaab and Genius to it.
    neways heres my problem
    (just play along okay?)

    i was walking my pet chimp down the road on a sunday midnight when suddenly a group of ppl attacked me with knives and ate my chimp right in fornt of me, then they ran away with my chimp's skull as a trophy
    now im depressed because i had tht chimp with me for soo long
    like about 10 WHOLE days!!! and it just passed away so quick:'(
    i need ur advice on how to get over my chimp disaster
    (ps. im not gonna buy another chimp because i spent my last few dollars on cookies)
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    format_quote Originally Posted by Muezzin View Post
    Once I was sighing too much because I had a chest infection. I went to the doctor, said 'Yo doc, wassup wit me?' and he hooked me up with one o' these babies:

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    ermmm...minaz?..LOOL It's called an albuterol inhaler
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    format_quote Originally Posted by Gandalf View Post

    wow ive been waiting for something like this to come up and mashAllah it is 2 of the most HILARIOUS BROS in the whole forum
    i have a suggestion perhaps, u may turn this duo into a group by adding brother Aamirsaab and Genius to it.
    neways heres my problem
    (just play along okay?)

    i was walking my pet chimp down the road on a sunday midnight when suddenly a group of ppl attacked me with knives and ate my chimp right in fornt of me, then they ran away with my chimp's skull as a trophy
    Oh dear. Based on this intel, the assailants sound like these guys. Proceed with caution.

    now im depressed because i had tht chimp with me for soo long
    like about 10 WHOLE days!!! and it just passed away so quick:'(
    i need ur advice on how to get over my chimp disaster
    (ps. im not gonna buy another chimp because i spent my last few dollars on cookies)
    Nothing will bring your chimp back, son. Fortunately, the same thing can be said of the attackers after their deaths. Here's something to help them on their way.
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    Salam,
    Alright, since you are the masters of monday mornings, try n help me out with this one. During the weekends, I usually stay up late studying at night cause I often have exams on Mondays. What do I do to keep awake at night but still be able to wake up early in morning? P.S. coffee doesn't work for me for some reason.
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    Two words: Time Travel.

    Seriously, I find I can never get to sleep if I think of bald midgets. Way too disturbing.

    Conversely, if I think of staying awake, I fall asleep.

    Oh, and alarm clocks rule.
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    *Looks around the thread* Muezzin and Minaz <<<<< Funny bunch! Interesting topic keep it up
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    nice fan club you two got 'ere

    *personally you two jokers suck*



    errr yah im dead serious
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    format_quote Originally Posted by Brother_Mujahid View Post
    nice fan club you two got 'ere

    *personally you two jokers suck*



    errr yah im dead serious



    looooooool nah you dont mean that brother otherwish.. why the fuss to write a reply :X

    btw interesting Thread brother Muezzin and Minaz :smile:

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    Mashallah it is true what gandolph said u two are the most hilarious bro's on this forum and you always bring out a full hearty laugh from me
    LOL 5 pages I got to catch up now !
    :rant:
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    Ok lets see u solve this.......................

    A work colleague has a reaaally smell problem right?..............he walks into da room and within seconds theres pesky smell pervading every nook and cranny. Some peoples are like :angry2: , some like: some really :mad:
    Hes a nice guy, polite and quiet but man the smell is soooo bad! What do you do? tell him and permanantly traumatise da guy or suffer in silence?:angry2:
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