Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)
Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?
Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!
How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.
And I do sit ups.
We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?
And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?
Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.
So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.
Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.
n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
Muezzin's on a time out.
format_quote Originally Posted by nafy_luvz_u
salaam...
bro muezzin....u eva wanted 2 be a girl? lol
w/salaam
What and get PMS? I think I'll save myself lots of trouble. And money.
format_quote Originally Posted by tasmiyah_B
Dun b sad bro, u can take Minaz' place while his in pakiland
Over my dead body. Minaz is not on pakiland.
Who doesnt wana b a girl?
All males. Those that do, we call them gaybos.
format_quote Originally Posted by tania
How could i keep my brain focused on studies for more hours I want to say how could i reduce the breaks
make sure you have water during your revision period. Also, make each period of revision beneficial. i.e make sure you've actually learnt something from that particular session (even if it's only one or two little things)
format_quote Originally Posted by Kittygyal
Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu
where has Kalid gone
How would muezzin know that? He's an anti-agony uncle, not a phsycic.
&& why is your gorilla so scary!
Jeez, if that scares you, planet of the apes must kill you.
poor SNOWY is scared
Scared as in traumatised or scared as in dislike? If it's the latter, I'll make sure muezzin and I try harder next time.
Someone said to the Prophet, "Pray to God against the idolaters and curse them." The Prophet replied, "I have been sent to show mercy and have not been sent to curse." (Muslim)
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what do you mean "kill" me
Planet of the apes has an entire cast of.... well apes. So if one big gorilla scares you, then an army of the little blighters will probably do as I stated.
&& Muezzien delibertly closed Khalids thread
&& then said he requested it && Khalid said he never
Error, error, low level of daleel, error.
scared as in "scared" like so frigthened!
Everybody all together now: "mashallah, aamirsaab." See, now that's helping muslims unite as one ummah, if only for a brief second. Booyah.
&& why are you answering thy questions am going to help aswel now!
I'll say this once: like the sith, only two masters of magic, might and monday mornings are there at any one time. So in simple words: no you aren't going to help. I'm minaz's official replacement.
Someone said to the Prophet, "Pray to God against the idolaters and curse them." The Prophet replied, "I have been sent to show mercy and have not been sent to curse." (Muslim)
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
format_quote Originally Posted by aamirsaab
Planet of the apes has an entire cast of.... well apes. So if one big gorilla scares you, then an army of the little blighters will probably do as I stated.
Error, error, No daleel presented, error.
Everybody all together now: "mashallah, aamirsaab." See, now that's helping muslims unite as one ummah, if only for a brief second. Booyah.
I'll say this once: like the sith, only two masters of magic, might and monday mornings are there at any one time. So in simple words: no you aren't going to help. I'm minaz's official replacement.
Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu
&& who said you can answer them BOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :confused:
do me a favour remember me in your Du3'ah, shukran!
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
yo yo yo bad man
Ever accidentaly [deliberatley] dropped sumin on aaaamirsaaaab? and vice versa....
I had a wrestle with an alligator, i had a tussle with a whale, I handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail! Only last week i murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick, im so mean i make medicine sick
"If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologise!" kay:
Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings
format_quote Originally Posted by +*Glacier*+
what do you do...if you missed break and had something else to do at lunch...but your hungry
Phone up Pizza hut. Or visit a local halal chicken place. Maryland or chicken cottage will do nicely.
By this, I mean you phone/visit maryland chicken and bring me the food when I get hungry.
format_quote Originally Posted by H4RUN
yo yo yo bad man
Ever accidentaly [deliberatley] dropped sumin on aaaamirsaaaab? and vice versa....
I and muezzin are constantly dropping things on one another. Note, the keyword there is things, not droppings.
format_quote Originally Posted by Tania
Do you think the cats need clothes , or the dogs or should the owner to leave them in their fur without improvements
Well, God gave 'em fur to protect them from the cold, so why fork out fitty bucks for a sweatshirt. Besides, clothes on cats is so passe.
format_quote Originally Posted by Khalid Shariff
CAN you bring the thread back
I got the power yes. The real question is will I (or muezzin) bring it back. The answer is....I'll let muezzin decide.
format_quote Originally Posted by Mujahid4Allah
nxt: whats up doc?
The sky, some clouds, occasionally the sun and the moon. Oh and right this instance....pluto. But not anymore.
Someone said to the Prophet, "Pray to God against the idolaters and curse them." The Prophet replied, "I have been sent to show mercy and have not been sent to curse." (Muslim)
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format_quote Originally Posted by Pr1nc3ss
Why is aamirsaab obsessed with Marmite?
I'm not obsessed with it, hell I haven't ever consumed...well I did eat one marmite flavoured packet of crisps...not bad, seeing as it's marmite an' all.
I've actually explained twice before, but I don't mind explaining again: it's symbolic: some people hate marmite, some love it, just as some people will hate me and some people will love me, purely on the basis of my posts. Hence, it is in my signature. Note: no matter how many times you try, clicking on it will reveal nothing
format_quote Originally Posted by Tania
Which is the difference between limited and restricted members
One can edit their post, one cannot. All members start off as restricted and are unable to edit and post in certain sections. This is upgraded to limited (not sure what criteria must be met, I think it's based on post count) who are able to edit and post anywhere, apart from private forums. Once a limited member has achieved 100 or so posts, they are eligible to ask if they are allowed in the private forums.
Someone said to the Prophet, "Pray to God against the idolaters and curse them." The Prophet replied, "I have been sent to show mercy and have not been sent to curse." (Muslim)
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Thank you , i understand now.
How could i make to see only one post when someone will click on the link. Usually if i give a link toward a thread in this forum, the whole page appears. But i would like only one post to be visible on the page, who will click on the link, don't scroll the entire page to find the post at which i am thinking
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I want to say how could i reduce the breaks 
or its not allowed:confused:
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