Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

There is only ONE Master of Might - Allah

magic is haraam

and Monday mornings are for atheist westerners to complain about - muezzin and whoever else it was who started this thread didn't think things thru properly did they?

enjoy your shirk while it lasts

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Originally Posted by Ali_008

How do you fight procrastination and lack of sleep? Understandably, even sleep in this case is being procrastinated...

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I'll tell you later.

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Originally Posted by periwinkle18

Where is muezzin??

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Where is the universe?

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Originally Posted by MBH101287

Never have I ever sat down and read an entire thread that was this long on any site, this one was full of laughs that I needed.
Peace be with you.

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We aim to please.

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Originally Posted by Iceee

If someone needs a laugh, start reading this thread from the beginning. :awesome:

Inshallah everyone who replied to thread is doing well.

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Two thumbs up to you, Ice with three e's!

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Originally Posted by Timi Scar

There is only ONE Master of Might - Allah

magic is haraam

and Monday mornings are for atheist westerners to complain about - muezzin and whoever else it was who started this thread didn't think things thru properly did they?

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Actually, I named it after a series of computer games called Masters of Might and Magic, because they were utterly rubbish but had a fun-sounding name. I added Monday Mornings because it would be funny and alliterative with 'Muezzin' and 'Minaz'. I also explain some more about this in the first post.

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enjoy your shirk while it lasts

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In light of the above, it's pretty clear that no shirk was intended.

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Assalamu Alaykum,

Some of your posts made me laugh aloud. :D This thread is actually utterly insane and doesn't make a word of sense but Alhamdulillah it made me smile.

So my exams are coming up and seeing your extensive experience how do I get an A* in Psychology? I've been trying to perform a test of animal intelligence on my chickens and they fail with such consistency and determination I am beginning to think its deliberate and a sign of highly developed mental abilities, what do you say?

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Originally Posted by noraina

Assalamu Alaykum,

Some of your posts made me laugh aloud. :D This thread is actually utterly insane and doesn't make a word of sense but Alhamdulillah it made me smile.

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Just like British probate laws.

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So my exams are coming up and seeing your extensive experience how do I get an A* in Psychology? I've been trying to perform a test of animal intelligence on my chickens and they fail with such consistency and determination I am beginning to think its deliberate and a sign of highly developed mental abilities, what do you say?

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I think you need to try a new approach. When you next see them, repeat the following lines of ancient verse:

Cluck, cluck,
Cluck, cluck,
Chicken
Lay a little
Egg for me

Cluck, cluck,
Cluck, cluck,
Chicken
I want one for
My tea

If indeed an egg is laid in time for tea, it is indisputable proof of avian intelligence. If not, well, I guess the question of their intelligence will just peck away at you forever until an idea hatches.

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