Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)
Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?
Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!
How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.
And I do sit ups.
We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?
And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?
Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.
So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.
Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.
n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
cheeky, i don't believe in this spotty product (hehe), chips is the highlights of my day and a cap for a muslim girl?? hmmm? no thanks but jazahka Allah lol, and that would look funny to beacuse i wear a hijaab. :eek:
walakumasalaam warhmatulahi wabarakthu
“Whoever puts his trust in Allah, sufficient is Allah for him.”
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don't worry those female suicide bombers wear those black baseball caps under their scarves as shown in their mission briefing tapes - and they don't feel funny
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format_quote Originally Posted by Proud ukht
asalamualykum warhmatulahi wabaarkthu
hmmmm....are you talking from experience bro? :X
I'm talking from experience...
...of holding Clearasil shares.
format_quote Originally Posted by akhee
kafirz go on forumz too!
This argument doesn't just fail, it phails* because:
1) Kafirs wake up in the morning too
2) Kafirs go to the toilet too
3) Kafirs eat breakfast too
4) Kafirs walk too
5) Kafirs get run over by random buses being driven by gun-toting maniacs too, in certain comedy-horror movies.
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Proud ukht on a serious note, yeh if you live in the UK "Boots" are doing 3 for 2 on Clearasil items (also L’oreal, Colgate, and many others) best ones are the cleaning wipes (use 2 a day) or alternatively use the conditioner (twice a day and it lasts longer). But if you want to get rid of the spots immediately use the "Clearasil pen" (approx £4.50) but I guarantee you they will disappear within 2 days. It's all good getting rid of spots but you have to maintain your face as well, so use the conditioner daily and do drink a lot of water. If you follow these simple instructions you'll gain a soft face like a baby's bum - just as I posses kay:
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Okay Bro Muezzin your help is really appricated(but I think she needs sum helpful gurl advice) Proud Ukht....Maybe you should try ProActive I hear it really works, mashaAllah I dont need it, but sum of my family and friends, have tryed it, but it takes awhile to you know clear(or you can try sum other facial thingie product)....Now heres my problem, I wanted 2 go 2 da movies, but I was told I couldnt go(what do I do) and dont think about sayin go beat up a tramp!
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cheeky, i don't believe in this spotty product (hehe), chips is the highlights of my day and a cap for a muslim girl?? hmmm? no thanks but jazahka Allah lol, and that would look funny to beacuse i wear a hijaab. :eek:
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