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    Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)




    Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?

    Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!

    How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.

    And I do sit ups.

    We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?

    And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?

    Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.

    So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.

    Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.

    n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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    Quote Originally Posted by baby_muslimah15 View Post
    Okay Bro Muezzin your help is really appricated(but I think she needs sum helpful gurl advice)
    ahem exuse me maam but this isnt the girly advice corner
    this is the man house of the 2 cool dudes
    and featuring Gandalf as police of this thread
    so im keeping the thread safe from hostile intrusion
    and therefore i must ask u to step away from the keyboard and stop giving girly advice on the magic and might masters corner
    peace out sista

    (ps. dont neg rep me for wht i do, im merely a crime stopper)
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    Quote Originally Posted by Gandalf View Post
    ahem exuse me maam but this isnt the girly advice corner
    this is the man house of the 2 cool dudes
    and featuring Gandalf as police of this thread
    so im keeping the thread safe from hostile intrusion
    and therefore i must ask u to step away from the keyboard and stop giving girly advice on the magic and might masters corner
    peace out sista

    (ps. dont neg rep me for wht i do, im merely a crime stopper)
    Excuse me.....But I dont think they made you da police(so you know) Uhh back away from da computer, Okay I have a new problem(it is Gandalf)
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    Quote Originally Posted by baby_muslimah15 View Post
    Okay Bro Muezzin your help is really appricated(but I think she needs sum helpful gurl advice) Proud Ukht....Maybe you should try ProActive I hear it really works, mashaAllah I dont need it, but sum of my family and friends, have tryed it, but it takes awhile to you know clear(or you can try sum other facial thingie product)....Now heres my problem, I wanted 2 go 2 da movies, but I was told I couldnt go(what do I do) and dont think about sayin go beat up a tramp!
    If your parents told you not to go, then there's nothing I can do about it since we have to obey our parents. Sorry.

    Excuse me.....But I dont think they made you da police(so you know) Uhh back away from da computer, Okay I have a new problem(it is Gandalf)
    No having problems with other members please, or we'll have to make people stand in the corner. Besides, we all love baseball bat-wielding vigilantes.

    why did this thread gain 11 pages?????????????????????
    Why did you use so many question marks?

    And to answer your question in the form of a question: Why not?

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    LOLOLOLOL..................u guys...r da best........
    i tried that ketchup thingi n it worked...
    Yeh right u crazy????.............i aint tryin that .........
    n NO smoking is not the solution here..........we got addicts up here in this thread....thas it i think i got my own solution here !!!>>>>>>"hunny its time to take out dat bebe gun".........take out da pellets were takin em down tonight...............lol..................or we can wait n see if these nice gentle men have any more solutinos there???...M&M anything yet???
    Last edited by ishkabab; 11-06-2005 at 04:44 PM.
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    or we can wait n see if these nice gentle men have any more solutinos there???...M&M anything yet???
    To paraphrase a friend from uni: We don't do gentle solutions. We do knives 'n' guns.

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    i got a problem
    i've lost nemo HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    Maybe this book will help:


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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    Quote Originally Posted by Muezzin View Post
    To paraphrase a friend from uni: We don't do gentle solutions. We do knives 'n' guns.
    so ur sayin to stick we the bebe guns?
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    lol.........thnx bro.......i'll get bak 2 u wen i find ma nemo
    u betta hope dis book helps............4 ur sake lol hehehe
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    Quote Originally Posted by ishkabab View Post
    so ur sayin to stick we the bebe guns?
    Erm... I'm saying do what you like as long as you don't incriminate me and get me arrested.

    Quote Originally Posted by nafy
    lol.........thnx bro.......i'll get bak 2 u wen i find ma nemo
    u betta hope dis book helps............4 ur sake lol hehehe
    I'm quaking in my pyjamas

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    i've got a problem...how do i get out of going to school on monday morning(2moz!!!)

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    Quote Originally Posted by sapphire View Post
    i've got a problem...how do i get out of going to school on monday morning(2moz!!!)
    Fake your death and move to Brazil, after making offshore bank accounts and purchasing shares in the following companies: Microsoft, Sony, Rockstar Games and Lucasfilm.

    In a couple of years, you will have amassed a small fortune. But always remember to check the Dow Jones or you're screwed tighter than a cookie jar.

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    yeah rite.....im dieingggggggggg...not really...but like missed 4 weeks of school coz was in hospital....and now i find out i have a stinking geography test 2moz and i find out wot the night before the exam...great friends i have.......:mad:

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    how would she get money fo the ticket..


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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    Quote Originally Posted by sapphire View Post
    yeah rite.....im dieingggggggggg...not really...but like missed 4 weeks of school coz was in hospital....and now i find out i have a stinking geography test 2moz and i find out wot the night before the exam...great friends i have.......:mad:
    Tell your teachers your situation and I'm sure they'll give you an extension or something.

    Failing that, skive.

    Failing that, bmibaby.com has really cheap flights.

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    hey i can pay for the ticket coz my folks are making me dish out for going hajj....so the moneys not a problem i have that....

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    Quote Originally Posted by sapphire View Post
    hey i can pay for the ticket coz my folks are making me dish out for going hajj....so the moneys not a problem i have that....
    So why delay? Go for hajj today!

    ...then just stay there.

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    the problem is the teacher is new and doesnt know i have diabetes

    uh y did i mention i had diabetes...ooopss....i need a maharim to go to hajj!!!and its not like im married!!
    Last edited by Far7an; 11-06-2005 at 09:24 PM.

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    Quote Originally Posted by sapphire View Post
    the problem is the teacher is new and doesnt know i have diabetes
    Have you tried telling her/him?

    And if you have a brother, go hajj with him.

    ...then still just stay there.

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    i think im getting on your nerves...yeah i have a bro...hes six and i would go with him.....ill try telling the teacher tomorrow....i guess now i might aswell sit and revise....


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