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    Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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    Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?

    Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!

    How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.

    And I do sit ups.

    We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?

    And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?

    Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.

    So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.

    Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.

    n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings



    Swallows the millions of jokes was going to say, and quietly exits with only this:

    if you are starting a corner, keep in mind anything you write can and will ( i guarantee) be made fun of. :P

    Good luck,

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings



    And your point is?

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings



    loq. Nothing really...only warning you and adding tremendous amounts of pressure.

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings



    You're forgetting one very basic thing: we don't actually care if people laugh.

    C'mon send in some problems!

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    I think sister "batoota" is a problem - unleash the hounds Mr Muezzin?

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    Nah sister Batoota is cool.

    Besides, we can't unleash the hounds. They're not bloodthirsty enough. We fed them too much Pedigree Chum.

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings



    *My internet suddenly stopped working for a minute! ironically enough! are you sure you didn't unleash the hounds?*

    :confused:

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    Minaz! You fed them Caesar didn't you? I told you they hated that stuff!

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    yes, and thankfully it isn't ours

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    hey i need some help!

    wa can we do on eid.. instead of hiring a limo and goin wimmy (wilmslow) road?


    wasalam o 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    hire a rikshaw and go down immy (imraan road) Lahore PK.?

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    Don't hire nothin'. Ain't you ever played GTA, dawg?

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    Lol, You and Minaz are funny ....Hmmm my problem iz, I went 2 eid but got n trouble while I waz there, okay I know this is like a day old now but I'm juss now seeing the thread cuz it was just started......So ummm, how do I get out of trouble Dawg?...Dont worry this aint no big serious problem that might have to make me post in Cyber Counselling......Hollaz

    BTW when yall say "WE" get a laugh out of it.......Ahem, does that mean you laugh at our problems or just cuz u couldnt help?
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings



    LOL. Im sitting in the college and luaghing. lol evreyones lookin at me. :smile:
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings



    You guys are the 7 M's :smile:
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    secular humanists and certain bossy and ego maniac "human rights" orgs.Those are my probelms.


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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    Quote Originally Posted by baby_muslimah15 View Post
    Lol, You and Minaz are funny ....Hmmm my problem iz, I went 2 eid but got n trouble while I waz there, okay I know this is like a day old now but I'm juss now seeing the thread cuz it was just started......So ummm, how do I get out of trouble Dawg?...Dont worry this aint no big serious problem that might have to make me post in Cyber Counselling......Hollaz
    Salaam and/or Hollaz, whatever you crazy cats are saying now

    How exactly did you get in trouble? If you don't want to tell us, then simply use Muezzin's Simple Trick for Everything: Go and beat up a tramp.

    Not only is it sadistically funny, you're also helping the economy!

    BTW when yall say "WE" get a laugh out of it.......Ahem, does that mean you laugh at our problems or just cuz u couldnt help?
    It means both of those, yet neither of them.

    Quote Originally Posted by Abrar
    secular humanists and certain bossy and ego maniac "human rights" orgs.Those are my probelms.
    See above answer. I'd like to see what human rights orgs have to say about assaulting random vagrants.

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    now das wat u call quality advice lol
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings



    You're damn right.


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