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    Non Muslim Said, Muslim Heard

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    salaamz ppl,
    jus thort i'd share dis wit u......tis jus a joke btw

    Non Muslim said, Muslim Heard

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    1. Non Muslim said "Ham, salami, bacon"

    Muslim Heard "A salaamu alakium"

    2. Non Muslim said "Is bacon like salami?"

    Muslim Heard "Walakium salaam, akhi"

    3. Non Muslim said "Cold beer?"

    Muslim Heard "Takhbir!"

    4. Non Muslim said "Facial profile!"

    Muslim Heard "Racial profile!"

    5. Non Muslim said "Gee, that's odd! It's so wrong!"

    Muslim Heard "Jihad on Islam!"

    6. Non Muslim said "That smell is rather uncanny"

    Muslim Heard "That smell is a pakistani "

    7. Non Muslim said "This is raw!!!"

    Muslim Heard "Bismillah!"

    8. Non Muslim said "You have been laggin'"

    Muslim Heard "You are Bin Laden"

    9. Non Muslim said "Eat ice cream"

    Muslim Heard "Eid Kareem"

    10. Non Muslim said "I say 'its on' "

    Muslim Heard "I am Shaitan"
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    Re: Non Muslim Said, Muslim Heard



    LOL SIS. i LIKE THE LAST BIT:

    10. Non Muslim said "I say 'its on' "

    Muslim Heard "I am Shaitan"

    JazakAllah sis.lol.

    Allah ma3ik
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    Re: Non Muslim Said, Muslim Heard

    format_quote Originally Posted by nafy_luvz_u View Post

    3. Non Muslim said "Cold beer?"

    Muslim Heard "Takhbir!"

    9. Non Muslim said "Eat ice cream"

    Muslim Heard "Eid Kareem"

    I like these ones best.



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    Wuhaha ..
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    Re: Non Muslim Said, Muslim Heard



    Loq, that's was funny.. :P I liked the one with the beer and shaytân.. :P
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    Re: Non Muslim Said, Muslim Heard

    format_quote Originally Posted by nafy_luvz_u View Post
    1. 3. Non Muslim said "Cold beer?"

    Muslim Heard "Takhbir!"
    lol, Maniac Muslim did one like this too.

    4. Non Muslim said "Facial profile!"

    Muslim Heard "Racial profile!"
    lol!

    6. Non Muslim said "That smell is rather uncanny"

    Muslim Heard "That smell is a pakistani "
    LOL
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    Re: Non Muslim Said, Muslim Heard

    lol..funny mashlah
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    Re: Non Muslim Said, Muslim Heard



    These are funnnY!

    It reminds me of what happened this year. My twin- being the ever helpful person that she is ma sha Allah-heard our business teacher say "are there any christians?" So she thought he meant "are there any christians in this class?" Noticing that a Muslim girl was raising her hand, she told her "put your hand down! What are you doing?!" Then she ordered these other girls to put their hands up . She was like " raise your hands!!!!! "


    It turned out though that the teacher had said "are there any questions".

    *shakes head....lost in accents! *

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