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Is there any way for long life
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Dr : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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May Allah have mercy on him رحمة الله عليه
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Re: Is there any way for long life
This thread needs a warning on top of it:
WARNING
Do not read this thread,
if your wife is close enough
to see what you are laughing at.
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Re: Is there any way for long life
lol what ? !!!
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Re: Is there any way for long life
nice joke, and uncle woodrow is also v.nice.
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Re: Is there any way for long life
lol, nice joke. Does the same apply to women?
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Re: Is there any way for long life
nice, this thread is for Zuzubu and his cuestion about prophets vife's.
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Re: Is there any way for long life
nice....and probably somewhat true for many couples.
May Allah give us healthy and happy marriages...ameen
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Re: Is there any way for long life
That's all I got to say about that!
Peace
glo
Here I stand.
I can do no other.
May God help me.
Amen.
Come, let us worship and bow down •
and kneel before the Lord our Maker
[Psalm 95]
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Re: Is there any way for long life
format_quote Originally Posted by
arabic alphabet
nice, this thread is for zuzubu and his cuestion about prophets vife's.
lol! Lol! ;d
"Allâh is sufficient for me. None has the right to be worshiped but He, in Him I put my trust and He is the Lord of the Mighty Throne."[Tawbah: 129]
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Re: Is there any way for long life
women collect energy like aliens...the more you be around them the more your health will deteriorate ....why do you think they have squeaky voices??
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Re: Is there any way for long life
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why do you think they have squeaky voices??
are you prepared ?
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Re: Is there any way for long life
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are you prepared ?
for the squeaky voice?
I'm not sure i am...hopefully i'll be fine.
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Re: Is there any way for long life
Salaam
format_quote Originally Posted by
wiino
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Dr : No, but the thought of long life
will never come.
singles can have laugh
So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from
a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage,
slow and sure!
Christ will never be proud to reject to be a slave to God .....holy Quran, chapter Women , 4: 172
recitation:
http://quran.jalisi.com
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format_quote Originally Posted by
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'm not sure i am...hopefully i'll be fine.
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Re: Is there any way for long life
marriage isn't that stressful is it? cuz it's getting closer to me each day :yawn:
"Make the most of your life before your death." ~Islamic Quote
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Re: Is there any way for long life
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marriage isn't that stressful is it? cuz it's getting closer to me each day :yawn:
Mabrook Uhkti on your upcoming marriage. If you find one tenth the joy I have found in marriage you will be a very happy person, My du'a is that Allaah(swt) will grant you 1,000,000 times more joy than what I found in marriage.
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Salaam
format_quote Originally Posted by
Faatin
marriage isn't that stressful is it? cuz it's getting closer to me each day :yawn:
Congrates Sis
dont worry ; a famous quote : Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot
Christ will never be proud to reject to be a slave to God .....holy Quran, chapter Women , 4: 172
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