All answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions :
Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger
parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of ? 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice
in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use
string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
What kind of little girl was your mom? 1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty
bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background, like is he a crook? Does he get
drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year?
Why did your mom marry your dad? 1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a
lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house? 1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a
goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the
bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms & dads? 1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at
work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause
that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your mom do in her spare time? 1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect? 1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of
plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get
rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who
did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back
of her head .
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It is pointless to watch other people's houses crumbling when our own house is in need of repair and attention.
25:36 And the true servants of the Most Merciful are those who walk the earth with humility and when the ignorant address them, they respond with words of peace.
You are right!
Commence operation FIBS!! (Flame's Idea Box (gets) Snatched)
We leave no evidence behind
Yikes! It's a conspiracy! They've figured out I've got an Idea Box!!!! :scared:
Hastily hides the box.....edge of Noah's Ark sticks out.....
(uh oh! Will the crafty S. Belle and sly Endymion be able solve the riddle of Noah's Ark sticking out of the Idea Box? Stay tuned for the next post of The Daring Duo, starring S. Belle and Endymion).
It is pointless to watch other people's houses crumbling when our own house is in need of repair and attention.
Yikes........ Mila come here listen (Its empty,Flame put the dummy box there and hide the real box some where else )
Clever her
format_quote Originally Posted by Flame
Yikes! It's a conspiracy! They've figured out I've got an Idea Box!!!! :scared:
Hastily hides the box.....edge of Noah's Ark sticks out.....
(uh oh! Will the crafty S. Belle and sly Endymion be able solve the riddle of Noah's Ark sticking out of the Idea Box? Stay tuned for the next post of The Daring Duo, starring S. Belle and Endymion).
Stolen from the What Did You Learn Today Thread started by Ghazalah.
I learnt today that there are sinister forces at work in the forum, trying to get hold of my Idea Box. I managed to create a Dummy Box to make it look like my Idea Box, complete with Noah's Ark sticking out and all, and they found it. It was empty of course. But what got me is how they figured out the hiding place of my Dummy Box.
There's a mysterious Mila to whom the Daring Duo report to. And I suspect that Mila is behind the whole conspiracy. Maybe Mila is a code word. Still trying to figure it out. Hmmm.
I learnt that I would have to be extra vigilant in guarding my Idea Box.....(it's the box where I stuff all the things that I learn each day. )
It is pointless to watch other people's houses crumbling when our own house is in need of repair and attention.
Yikes........ Mila come here listen (Its empty,Flame put the dummy box there and hide the real box some where else )
Clever her
You hide it in Noah's Ark Ages old mystery box
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Mila.... Come in Mila,im out of idea
hmmm...we have to dig up some dirt on Flame... and it looks like we gotta mystery to solve *hums scobby doo where are you* but dont worry if we dont find it I have a back up plan *evil laugh*
Last edited by S.Belle; 04-22-2011 at 10:30 PM.
"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why we call it 'The Present'."
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