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    A song Bush's mother must have sang when he was born......


    Bush monkey - What if George was one of us....

    Song

    What if George was one of us....

    Just a human like the rest of us.....

    With a brain instead of rust....

    With a heart instead of dust....

    With compassion instead of worldly lust....

    With a skull instead of thin crust....

    This is the end cos I am bust (out of ideas) lol
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    Re: What if George was one of us....

    Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    What if George was one of us....

    "1. Qull huwa Allahu ahad Allahu alssamad Lam yalid walam yoolad Walam yakun lahu kufuwan ahad"
    Say: He is Allah the One and Only Allah, the Eternal Absolute He begetteth not nor is He begotten And there is none like unto Him.
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    Re: What if George was one of us....

    That is hilarious! Great post
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    Re: What if George was one of us....

    Greetings akulion;

    If it was within my power I would promote you to be George's press secretary, you bring out the best in him.

    Although thinking about it you may not be able to make a monkey out of old George, he does a good job of that himself.

    If you could just learn brain surgery maybe you could perform a brain swap with George and the monkey, it would be cruel to the monkey, but you would get a Nobel Peace prize for services to mankind.

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    Re: What if George was one of us....

    Lollllllllllllllllllllllllll
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    Re: What if George was one of us....

    George resembles a monkey so much it's scary! lool.
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    Re: What if George was one of us....

    Salaam

    The Prophet (pbuh) defined backbiting when he said: "Do you know what is meant by backbiting?" They said, "Allah and His Messenger know best." He said, "To say something about your brother which he dislikes." One asked, "Even if what I say is true about my brother?" He replied, "If such defects you say are true about him, then you have backbitten him, and if he doesn't have what you say, then you have committed slander against him." (Related by Muslim, Abu Dawood, and Tirmidhi
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    Re: What if George was one of us....

    format_quote Originally Posted by islam-truth View Post
    Salaam

    The Prophet (pbuh) defined backbiting when he said: "Do you know what is meant by backbiting?" They said, "Allah and His Messenger know best." He said, "To say something about your brother which he dislikes." One asked, "Even if what I say is true about my brother?" He replied, "If such defects you say are true about him, then you have backbitten him, and if he doesn't have what you say, then you have committed slander against him." (Related by Muslim, Abu Dawood, and Tirmidhi
    I didn't say it :X
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    Re: What if George was one of us....

    format_quote Originally Posted by islam-truth View Post
    Salaam

    The Prophet (pbuh) defined backbiting when he said: "Do you know what is meant by backbiting?" They said, "Allah and His Messenger know best." He said, "To say something about your brother which he dislikes." One asked, "Even if what I say is true about my brother?" He replied, "If such defects you say are true about him, then you have backbitten him, and if he doesn't have what you say, then you have committed slander against him." (Related by Muslim, Abu Dawood, and Tirmidhi
    good reminder Masha'Allah although that was funny .......... :X
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    Re: What if George was one of us....

    i dunno....for sum reason da pics wernt funny to me....but looooolll!!! dat poem was jus wicked kay:

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    Re: What if George was one of us....

    lol thatz funny bt i think backbitting only counts for the believers n not for the unbelievers!! allah knows best
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    رَبِّ ٱجۡعَلۡنِى مُقِيمَ ٱلصَّلَوٰةِ وَمِن ذُرِّيَّتِى*ۚ رَبَّنَا وَتَقَبَّلۡ دُعَآءِ (٤٠) رَبَّنَا ٱغۡفِرۡ لِى وَلِوَٲلِدَىَّ وَلِلۡمُؤۡمِنِينَ يَوۡمَ يَقُومُ ٱلۡحِسَابُ
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    Re: What if George was one of us....

    format_quote Originally Posted by islam-truth View Post
    Salaam

    The Prophet (pbuh) defined backbiting when he said: "Do you know what is meant by backbiting?" They said, "Allah and His Messenger know best." He said, "To say something about your brother which he dislikes." One asked, "Even if what I say is true about my brother?" He replied, "If such defects you say are true about him, then you have backbitten him, and if he doesn't have what you say, then you have committed slander against him." (Related by Muslim, Abu Dawood, and Tirmidhi


    goes for within Muslims only or all of humanity? because George Bush is NOT our brother, especially not mine.
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    Re: What if George was one of us....

    that hadith talks about Muslims not kuffar.
    Wasalmaualaikum Warhatmullah.
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    Salaam o alaikum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuhu,

    JazakAllahu Khairun islam-truth.

    That hadith may or may not be related only to believers, I have no knowledge of it and shall say nothing in regards to it.
    But I dont believe the Prophet (Peace be opon him) ever mocked or made fun of anyone, believing or nonbelieving. Please correct me if Im mistaken.

    Prophet Muhammed (Peace be upon him) we are supposed to emulate. That is what we all try and strive for.

    Please let us not degrade anyone.

    AllahuAlim.

    May Allah forgive us all and guide us. Aameen.

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    Assalamu Alaikum

    true subhanallah, and if we arent degrating bush, then were degrating the chimps, (who btw are also one of Allah's creation and we must treat all animals with kindness and respect) how wud u feel if ur face was cut and pasted next to bush's as some sort of resemblence to him??

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    I think the chimp would feel proud of himself charisma sis. Cuz he's helluva lot cuter than Bush
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    bro. Akulion, why are you dissing the monkey.

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    Re: What if George was one of us....


    WAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
    Where's Hei Gou, i told you he was a chimp!!
    'I aplogize for this latest entry. I can't find a chimp making a face as dumb as this one'........ loooooooooool!!!
    Jzk for that bro.
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    Re: What if George was one of us....

    format_quote Originally Posted by akulion View Post
    A song Bush's mother must have sang when he was born......


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    Song

    What if George was one of us....

    Just a human like the rest of us.....

    With a brain instead of rust....

    With a heart instead of dust....

    With compassion instead of worldly lust....

    With a skull instead of thin crust....

    This is the end cos I am bust (out of ideas) lol


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    Wow, that was very good
    Wassalam
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    Re: What if George was one of us....

    lol... the second one looks so funny
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