Once there was a family of tortoises, they had set off on a looong journey to the park. They took their plates with them, the basket, the sandwiches, the forks and all that.
It took them 40years to reach the Park, took them 10years to take all the plates, sandwiches out. But they realised they'd forgotten something, we forgot the drink!
So they asked the little one to go back home and get the drink.
"Don't eat any of the food until i come back, okay?"
They all promised they wouldn't eat until he came back.
So he set off.
All the tortoises waited patiently until he would come back. They waited for 30years, he still never came back. "We promised we wouldn't eat though?" one of them said. They waited for another 20years, he still never came back. They were all hungry now, so the mom got hold of a sandwich and was about to place it to her mouth.
Suddenly something fell from the tree; it jumped out: "Aha! i knew you guys wouldn't keep your promises!"
I had a wrestle with an alligator, i had a tussle with a whale, I handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail! Only last week i murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick, im so mean i make medicine sick
"If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologise!" kay:
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sly, very sly lol He must be the ghetto tortoise
kay:
very sly indeed
Re: The tortoise promise..
Getting entirely fed up with the foolishness
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