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    Do you all remember the "How women 'work' " thread?

    here's a little revenge...mwahahaha. Enjoy!

    THE PRICE Of A WOMAN'S BRAIN

    A patient seriously sick is at the hospital. The family is joined together in the waiting room.


    A doctor enters,tired,and says: "Sorry, I've come to bring you bad news. The only chance of survival is a brain transplantation. It is an experimental operation, very risky and it's expenses will be completely covered by you."


    The family remains shocked. One of the members asks: "How much does a brain cost?"


    "That depends, answers the doctor. It is 5000 $ for the brain of a man and 200 $ for the brain of a woman."


    A long silence follows this statement. The men of the family retain themselves from laughing and avoid looking at the women.


    A curious person dares nevertheless to ask "the question": "Doctor, why is there such a difference in price?"

    The doctor smiles,faced to such a question, then answers: "the brains of women cost less because they have been used."




    SHARE THIS WITH AN INTELLIGENT WOMAN.



    Greetings to the men who smiled to half of the history...



    Kisses with the women who smiled at the end! ! ! !



    :X

    **EDIT: I added a few more jokes..scroll down mwahaha
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    Re: THE PRICE Of A WOMAN'S BRAIN

    Nice... Thanks for sharing
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    Re: THE PRICE Of A WOMAN'S BRAIN

    so good man!
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    Re: THE PRICE Of A WOMAN'S BRAIN



    LOL so tru! Nice share lol Jazaak Allaah Khayr .

    EDIT: Wonder why no brothers are posting here? lol
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    Re: THE PRICE Of A WOMAN'S BRAIN

    ^^^rofl


    here's a few more:X
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    Post Offended!!!


    Brain fascism! Blatantly! Arrgh! Aaaddaa! Ad...
    Zzz...


    :enough!:
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    Post To offend you all back


    And as a result of their use, women's brains are degraded and worn out...

    No offense intended, lol!

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    Re: To offend you all back

    format_quote Originally Posted by Fishman View Post

    And as a result of their use, women's brains are degraded and worn out...

    No offense intended, lol!

    lol,yup,their degraded and worn out...
    by the time we're dead.
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    Re: THE PRICE Of A WOMAN'S BRAIN

    nice one!
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    Re: THE PRICE Of A WOMAN'S BRAIN

    thnks 4 sharing i liked
    the one with the punctuation


    ma'salamah
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    Re: THE PRICE Of A WOMAN'S BRAIN



    how true
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    Re: THE PRICE Of A WOMAN'S BRAIN

    lol! so truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu n funni lol
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    Re: THE PRICE Of A WOMAN'S BRAIN



    No need to prove, Alhamdulilah!

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    Even a Smile is charity!


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    Re: THE PRICE Of A WOMAN'S BRAIN

    houda thanx...it brot a biiig smile to y face!!!
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    Re: THE PRICE Of A WOMAN'S BRAIN

    format_quote Originally Posted by jouju View Post
    houda thanx...it brot a biiig smile to y face!!!
    awh You're most welcome!

    Glad all of you guys..uhm..girls liked it.
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    Re: THE PRICE Of A WOMAN'S BRAIN

    I loled at that, only because of the fact that it is utterly and completely wrong! kay:

    Lol just kiddin', I don't wanna' start a gender war here
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    I cut and pasted this joke and sent it to every guy in my office...we laughed allday yesterday....thankyou
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    lol wicked. Loved 'em
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    Lol tooooo true!!!
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    Re: THE PRICE Of A WOMAN'S BRAIN

    @_@ i dont get the message :S so women's brains arent new? ;o that sucks huh? (lost)
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