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    An old Muslim woman lived next dooor to an atheist. Every day she would stand on
    her front porch and yelled "Allahu Akbar! Oh Allah! I believe in You!"; and the
    atheist would stick his head out the window and say "There is no Allah! Allah
    doesn't exist!" The old Muslim woman would turn away and walk inside.
    This went on for years.
    One day, She went outside and said "Oh Allah! I know that You will provide my
    food for the week. I have no money, but I believe in You!"
    The next day, she came outside and found four large bags of groceries, she took
    them inside and came out again and said, "Thank you Allah! Thank you for the
    gift and the provisions! Oh Allah I believe in You!"
    The atheist was hiding in the bushes, and jumped out and said "Aha! Allah didn't
    put those groceries there! I did! That proves that there is no Allah!"
    The old woman looks upward with a smile on her face and says "Oh Allah! Not only
    did You provide my food, but you made Shaitan pay for it!"

    warhmatulahi wabarakthu
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    Re: Old Lady and the Athiest

    ws wr wb
    lol, thats funny
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    Great post Sister
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    Doesn't Allah say He helps only those who helps themselves?
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    «*the old lady & the atheist*»

    Last edited by ummAbdillah; 12-19-2005 at 06:39 PM.
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    Re: «*the old lady & the atheist*»



    LOOOOL!!!
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    Re: Old Lady and the Athiest

    format_quote Originally Posted by Protected_Diamond View Post
    warhmatulahi wabarakthu

    An old Muslim woman lived next dooor to an atheist. Every day she would stand on
    her front porch and yelled "Allahu Akbar! Oh Allah! I believe in You!"; and the
    atheist would stick his head out the window and say "There is no Allah! Allah
    doesn't exist!" The old Muslim woman would turn away and walk inside.
    This went on for years.
    One day, She went outside and said "Oh Allah! I know that You will provide my
    food for the week. I have no money, but I believe in You!"
    The next day, she came outside and found four large bags of groceries, she took
    them inside and came out again and said, "Thank you Allah! Thank you for the
    gift and the provisions! Oh Allah I believe in You!"
    The atheist was hiding in the bushes, and jumped out and said "Aha! Allah didn't
    put those groceries there! I did! That proves that there is no Allah!"
    The old woman looks upward with a smile on her face and says "Oh Allah! Not only
    did You provide my food, but you made Shaitan pay for it!"

    warhmatulahi wabarakthu






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    Re: Old Lady and the Athiest

    hahahh lol mashallah tht was funnyy
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    Re: Old Lady and the Athiest

    hahaha...funny...
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    Re: Old Lady and the Athiest

    I don't get this 'joke'. Is an Atheist automatically a 'Shaitan' ??? hmmmmp!?
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    lol tht was funny.
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    Re: Old Lady and the Athiest

    format_quote Originally Posted by guyabano View Post
    I don't get this 'joke'. Is an Atheist automatically a 'Shaitan' ??? hmmmmp!?
    well he is a shaitan because of the way he acted!, he wanted to prove her wrong by going and buying this bag full of food and put it on her door so he could prove her wrong!(thats very evil wouldnt you agree?)

    hahaha looool that was funny
    Last edited by Mikayeel; 01-09-2008 at 09:53 PM.
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    lol! that was funny
    thank u for posting it.

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    Re: Old Lady and the Athiest

    format_quote Originally Posted by guyabano View Post
    I don't get this 'joke'. Is an Atheist automatically a 'Shaitan' ??? hmmmmp!?
    don't worry she is only talking about her neighbour
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    Re: Old Lady and the Athiest

    format_quote Originally Posted by guyabano View Post
    I don't get this 'joke'. Is an Atheist automatically a 'Shaitan' ??? hmmmmp!?
    That seams to be the general attitude on this forum.
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    Re: Old Lady and the Athiest

    format_quote Originally Posted by wilberhum View Post
    That seams to be the general attitude on this forum.
    r u her nieghbor?
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    Re: Old Lady and the Athiest

    format_quote Originally Posted by Protected_Diamond View Post
    warhmatulahi wabarakthu

    An old Muslim woman lived next dooor to an atheist. Every day she would stand on
    her front porch and yelled "Allahu Akbar! Oh Allah! I believe in You!"; and the
    atheist would stick his head out the window and say "There is no Allah! Allah
    doesn't exist!" The old Muslim woman would turn away and walk inside.
    This went on for years.
    One day, She went outside and said "Oh Allah! I know that You will provide my
    food for the week. I have no money, but I believe in You!"
    The next day, she came outside and found four large bags of groceries, she took
    them inside and came out again and said, "Thank you Allah! Thank you for the
    gift and the provisions! Oh Allah I believe in You!"
    The atheist was hiding in the bushes, and jumped out and said "Aha! Allah didn't
    put those groceries there! I did! That proves that there is no Allah!"
    The old woman looks upward with a smile on her face and says "Oh Allah! Not only
    did You provide my food, but you made Shaitan pay for it!"

    warhmatulahi wabarakthu
    reminds me of a joke.

    there was this christian, jew, muslim and buddhists stuck in the desert.

    The christian, Jew and Muslim each decided to pray for their god to save them. The buddhists decided to find away out.

    The buddhists eventually found his way to safety weeks later and brought a rescue crew back to them. They were dead. Instead of helping themselves and solving their problems they waited and prayed.

    Oh well...
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