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    urdu joke:
    Eik admi bus stop par kahra huwa hota hain
    Police wala us se poochta hain tum neh yaha se 3 choro koh jateh huwe dekha hain
    Admi bohlta hain
    Yaha se sida jao to 3 mohale aye gaye
    pehle mohale koh choro
    dusre koh choro
    teesre mohale main jana
    waha jah kar teen galiya aye gih
    pehli koh choro
    duri koh choro
    teesre gali main jana
    to waha 3 dukane ho gayi
    pehli koh choro
    dusri ko choro
    teesri dukaan keh saat saat jana
    to waha teen ghar aye gaye
    pehle koh choro
    dure koh choro
    teesre ghar main jana to waha teen room aye gaye
    pehle koh choro
    dure koh choro
    teesre main jana
    waha teen cupboards aye gaye
    pehle koh choro
    dusre koh choro
    teesre cupboards koh kohl nah
    waha teen daraaz ho gaye
    pehle koh chorna
    dusre koh chorna
    teesre koh kohl nah
    waha teen pictures ho gayi
    pehli pic koh chorna
    duri pic koh chor nah
    teesri pic koh dekh na
    woh pic meri ma ki hain
    aur main apni ma ki kasam kah keh kehta hoon

    maine kissi choor koh nahi dekha
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    Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,

    Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,

    chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!!
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    Suraj Hua Madham ,

    chand bhi chalne laga,

    mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi,

    sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??

    Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !
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    I like this very much

    Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai.

    Aye zalim Deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ?!

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    Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar,

    phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar,

    phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar !






    unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha,

    unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha,

    unhoon ne phool phainka par gamla bhi saath tha !
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    Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
    maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
    Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
    aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
    waaaaahhhhhhhhh...
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    Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
    Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
    Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
    Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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    Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
    liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
    socha tha ki unko dil se laga kar rakhenge
    magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
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    Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
    Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
    Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
    shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
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    Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
    aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
    are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
    jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
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    Govt. of Pakistan has introduced a new rule
    ---> Good Looking people should be thrown out of the country!!!
    You are safe..... Where should i hide?????
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    Before Marriage:
    Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
    taj mahal banana chahata hoon
    lekin mumtaz nahi milti.

    After Marriage:
    Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
    ta jmahal banana chahata hoon
    lekin mumtaz nahi marti.
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    Maine tujhe dekha
    Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
    Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
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    Paida hua Wakeel (advocate) to Shaitaan nay kaha
    Lo aaj main bhee Sahab-e-Aulad ho gaya.
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    So truuuuuuuuuuee!! akhi!!

    especially paki advocates...

    ne way the joke is awfully funny!!


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    Oh Allah! I love you and I need you, come into my heart, please.
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    Oh Allah! I love you and I need you, come into my heart, please.
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    lolllllllllll

    ha ha ha ... all jokes are funny
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