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    Talking Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes) (OP)


    urdu joke:
    Eik admi bus stop par kahra huwa hota hain
    Police wala us se poochta hain tum neh yaha se 3 choro koh jateh huwe dekha hain
    Admi bohlta hain
    Yaha se sida jao to 3 mohale aye gaye
    pehle mohale koh choro
    dusre koh choro
    teesre mohale main jana
    waha jah kar teen galiya aye gih
    pehli koh choro
    duri koh choro
    teesre gali main jana
    to waha 3 dukane ho gayi
    pehli koh choro
    dusri ko choro
    teesri dukaan keh saat saat jana
    to waha teen ghar aye gaye
    pehle koh choro
    dure koh choro
    teesre ghar main jana to waha teen room aye gaye
    pehle koh choro
    dure koh choro
    teesre main jana
    waha teen cupboards aye gaye
    pehle koh choro
    dusre koh choro
    teesre cupboards koh kohl nah
    waha teen daraaz ho gaye
    pehle koh chorna
    dusre koh chorna
    teesre koh kohl nah
    waha teen pictures ho gayi
    pehli pic koh chorna
    duri pic koh chor nah
    teesri pic koh dekh na
    woh pic meri ma ki hain
    aur main apni ma ki kasam kah keh kehta hoon

    maine kissi choor koh nahi dekha
    Last edited by zAk; 10-05-2005 at 10:13 AM.

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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaneFellow View Post
    Please avoid using jokes like Joke No 1,
    Yeah! I too didn't like the first joke but as the remaining were good I posted.

    Anyway I edited my post you can also edit yours.
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    Re: Urdu Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by Idris View Post
    How abt u translate the joke into english or is too hard
    please some body translate it !

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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    Aaj fir Santa ne Kamaal Kar diya. BANK me jake So Gya (=|



    Q? :s



    Usne Board Par Padha. Yaha SONE par LOAN milta Hai

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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    bohat he funny hain keep it up
    Urdupoint

    Last edited by rehan125; 09-28-2013 at 04:55 PM.

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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    A schoolgirl goes into a shop to buy a calculator:

    Girl: Mujhe calculator chaahye.
    Shopkeeper: Casio?
    Girl: Me theek hoon. Aap kese ho?
    Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)


    Stunningly beautiful adhaan from the Dome of the Rock in Masjid ul Aqsa
    Download (right click and choose "save target/link as").


    This is a clear message for mankind in order that they may be warned thereby, and that they may know that He is only One God, and that those of understanding may take heed (14:52)


    Indeed Allah knows, and you know not (16: 74, part)

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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    Mayeke Gayi Hui bivi Ka shohar Ko Letterlz Instructions Dhyaan Se Padhein.Kaamwali Ko Salary De Di Hai, Jyada rahamdil Mat Ban Jaana.Aapko Kitni Baar Bataya Hai Ki Padosan Ka Akhbaarwala, Doodhwala, Laundrywaala Humse Alag Hai, Har Roz Subah Bahane Se Puchne Mat Pahunch Jaana Ki Aapka Akhbaara Aa Gaya...Almaari Mein Left Side Pe Aapke Underwar Aur Baniyan Rakhi Hai Aur Right Side Pe Pappu Ke, Last Time Saara Din Office Mein Upar -Neeche Kheench Rahe The...Chashma Sahi Jagah Pe Rakhna, Pichli Baar Jab Mein 5 Din Baad Aayi Thi Tab Fridge Mein Mila Tha...Apna Mobile Sambhaal Kar Rakhna, Pichli Baar Bathroom Mein Soap Case Mein Mila Tha. Mujhe Toh Ye Samajh Nahin Aaya Ki Bathroom Mein Mobile Ka Kya Kaam Hota Hai.Aur Haan, Yaaron-Doston Ko Jyada Jama Mat Karna. Yaad Hai Pichli Baar Sofe Ke Cover Se Kitne Saare Mungfali Aur Santre Ki Chilke Mile The Aur Bed Ke Neeche Beedi-Cigarettes Ke Tukde.Aur Most Important Baat: Jyada Khush Hone Ki Zaroorat Nahin Hai, Mein Kabhi Bhi Vaapas Aa Sakti Hun.

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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    Uncle :- Kya Karte Ho Beta?
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    Me :- Tourist Hun.
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    Uncle : Wow! Historical Places Visit Karte Ho ?
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    Me : Nahi Uncle… Facebook Pe Girls Ki Profile Visit Karta Hun…

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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    Pyar Ka Raz


    Reporter: 80 ki age me bhi wife ko darling kehte ho.
    Iss pyaar ka raaz?
    Old man : 20 saal pehle naam bhul gaya.
    Puchhne ki himmat nahi hai.

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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    Aunty: Beta kaha rehte ho aaj kal?
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    Me: Tension me



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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    Quote Originally Posted by hibatahir View Post
    aunty: Beta kaha rehte ho aaj kal?
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    Me: Tension me

    rofl!

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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    Mere facebook ke home me ek
    Banda itne sad posting kerta hai
    k ab tu me bhi uss ki girlfriend
    Ko miss kerne lagi hon

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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    Kuch larkiyan itne khoobsurat hote hain


    Ke unpe line marne se pehle khud per hi


    Tarass a jata hai kahan main Nokia 1100


    Aur kaha woh Iphone 6+

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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    Teacher: Why are you sleeping in the class ??


    Student: your voice is so sweet mam thats why


    i am getting sleep


    Teacher: Then why other people are not sleeping


    Student: They arent listening to you mam.
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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    What is the true meaning of Study??
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    S. Sleeping
    T. Talking
    U. Unlimited sms
    D. Dreaming
    Y. Yaani mast life
    SO carry on study.

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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    Lrrki: meri ammi ko tum bht psnd aye ho.

    Patahn shrma kr: Kuchh bhi ho, Shadi hum tumse hi kry ga,

    khala ko bolo k humen bhool jaye.

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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    Dentist conducting a survey - "How long do you use your toothbrush?"

    Chinese : "6 months."

    American: "3 months"

    Pakistani: "There is no fixed time limit doctor. Maybe years.... Initially we use it for brushing our teeth; then we use it for dying our hair, cleaning ornaments and cleaning machine parts of our vehicles. Then when there are no bristles left on the brush we use it for running the 'Nala' in pyjamas and shalwars"

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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    Khubsurat thread he...!

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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    Ajeeb hai
    Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    قال النبي محمد صلى الله عليه وآله وسلم:*الـحياءُ شُعْبَةٌ مِنَ الاِيِمَانِ*
    و قال ايضا:*الحياء لاياتى الا بخير
    و قال ايضا:*اذا لم تستحي،فاصنع ما شئت*


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