urdu joke:
Eik admi bus stop par kahra huwa hota hain
Police wala us se poochta hain tum neh yaha se 3 choro koh jateh huwe dekha hain
Admi bohlta hain
Yaha se sida jao to 3 mohale aye gaye
pehle mohale koh choro
dusre koh choro
teesre mohale main jana
waha jah kar teen galiya aye gih
pehli koh choro
duri koh choro
teesre gali main jana
to waha 3 dukane ho gayi
pehli koh choro
dusri ko choro
teesri dukaan keh saat saat jana
to waha teen ghar aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dure koh choro
teesre ghar main jana to waha teen room aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dure koh choro
teesre main jana
waha teen cupboards aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dusre koh choro
teesre cupboards koh kohl nah
waha teen daraaz ho gaye
pehle koh chorna
dusre koh chorna
teesre koh kohl nah
waha teen pictures ho gayi
pehli pic koh chorna
duri pic koh chor nah
teesri pic koh dekh na
woh pic meri ma ki hain
aur main apni ma ki kasam kah keh kehta hoon
Stunningly beautiful adhaan from the Dome of the Rock in Masjid ul Aqsa Download (right click and choose "save target/link as").
This is a clear message for mankind in order that they may be warned thereby, and that they may know that He is only One God, and that those of understanding may take heed (14:52)
Indeed Allah knows, and you know not (16: 74, part)
Mayeke Gayi Hui bivi Ka shohar Ko Letterlz Instructions Dhyaan Se Padhein.Kaamwali Ko Salary De Di Hai, Jyada rahamdil Mat Ban Jaana.Aapko Kitni Baar Bataya Hai Ki Padosan Ka Akhbaarwala, Doodhwala, Laundrywaala Humse Alag Hai, Har Roz Subah Bahane Se Puchne Mat Pahunch Jaana Ki Aapka Akhbaara Aa Gaya...Almaari Mein Left Side Pe Aapke Underwar Aur Baniyan Rakhi Hai Aur Right Side Pe Pappu Ke, Last Time Saara Din Office Mein Upar -Neeche Kheench Rahe The...Chashma Sahi Jagah Pe Rakhna, Pichli Baar Jab Mein 5 Din Baad Aayi Thi Tab Fridge Mein Mila Tha...Apna Mobile Sambhaal Kar Rakhna, Pichli Baar Bathroom Mein Soap Case Mein Mila Tha. Mujhe Toh Ye Samajh Nahin Aaya Ki Bathroom Mein Mobile Ka Kya Kaam Hota Hai.Aur Haan, Yaaron-Doston Ko Jyada Jama Mat Karna. Yaad Hai Pichli Baar Sofe Ke Cover Se Kitne Saare Mungfali Aur Santre Ki Chilke Mile The Aur Bed Ke Neeche Beedi-Cigarettes Ke Tukde.Aur Most Important Baat: Jyada Khush Hone Ki Zaroorat Nahin Hai, Mein Kabhi Bhi Vaapas Aa Sakti Hun.
Uncle :- Kya Karte Ho Beta? . . . . Me :- Tourist Hun. . . . . Uncle : Wow! Historical Places Visit Karte Ho ? . . . . Me : Nahi Uncle… Facebook Pe Girls Ki Profile Visit Karta Hun…
Dentist conducting a survey - "How long do you use your toothbrush?"
Chinese : "6 months."
American: "3 months"
Pakistani: "There is no fixed time limit doctor. Maybe years.... Initially we use it for brushing our teeth; then we use it for dying our hair, cleaning ornaments and cleaning machine parts of our vehicles. Then when there are no bristles left on the brush we use it for running the 'Nala' in pyjamas and shalwars"
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