urdu joke:
Eik admi bus stop par kahra huwa hota hain
Police wala us se poochta hain tum neh yaha se 3 choro koh jateh huwe dekha hain
Admi bohlta hain
Yaha se sida jao to 3 mohale aye gaye
pehle mohale koh choro
dusre koh choro
teesre mohale main jana
waha jah kar teen galiya aye gih
pehli koh choro
duri koh choro
teesre gali main jana
to waha 3 dukane ho gayi
pehli koh choro
dusri ko choro
teesri dukaan keh saat saat jana
to waha teen ghar aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dure koh choro
teesre ghar main jana to waha teen room aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dure koh choro
teesre main jana
waha teen cupboards aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dusre koh choro
teesre cupboards koh kohl nah
waha teen daraaz ho gaye
pehle koh chorna
dusre koh chorna
teesre koh kohl nah
waha teen pictures ho gayi
pehli pic koh chorna
duri pic koh chor nah
teesri pic koh dekh na
woh pic meri ma ki hain
aur main apni ma ki kasam kah keh kehta hoon
On August 14, a woman went to a shop to buy Pakistani
flag. The shopkeeper gives her a Pakistani flag. She
looks at it for a while and ask one question
...... Shopkeeper faints
What does she ask?
Guess.........................
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Is mai koi doosra colour dikhao ..!!
Oh Allah! I love you and I need you, come into my heart, please.
On August 14, a woman went to a shop to buy Pakistani
flag. The shopkeeper gives her a Pakistani flag. She
looks at it for a while and ask one question
...... Shopkeeper faints
What does she ask?
Guess.........................
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Is mai koi doosra colour dikhao ..!!
ha ha us nay yeh nahi poocha bhai is mein koi aur design bhi dekhao.......
der woz a conference of all d worlds police forces in d world, americas police woz der, englands, lalala lands police, and even d pakistani police woz der , d American chief stood up n sed "our police is so gud we no who committed d robbery within 15 hours of d crime"
d english commissioner stood up and said "SO, we no who d criminals r within 5 hours"
everyone seemed really impressed then the pakistani commissioner stood up and said
"you lot r all stupid, us pakistani police know who d criminals r even b4 d robbery takes place"
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order
Sardar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langda tha.
Sardar: Dil?
Waiter: Dil murgi le gayee.
Sardar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;
kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.;
Sardarji replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata
Aik Sardar Jee Ainay (Mirror) kay samanay Akhain band kar kay
kafi deair say kharay thay tu un ki biwi nay phocha Sardarjii
tusi ki karrahay hoo tu Sardar jii nay jawab diya kay may yey dekhnay
ki kushish karraha hoon kay may sotay howay kaisa lagta hoon
! L0ve W@lk!ng !n R@!n Bec@use N0b0dy C@n See Me Cry!ng!!
Bill Gates Was In Pakistan A Few Days Ago. He Announced That
Microsoft Plans To Release A Windows Version In Urdu. Here Are
Some Windows Terms That May Be Used In Urdu Khirrkiyaan 2004!
File = Darkhwaast
Save = Bachao
Save As = Aisay Bachao
Save All = Subko Bachao
Help = Mujhay Bachao
Find = Dhoondo
Find Again = Phir Say Dhoondo
Move = Hillao
Open = Kholo
Close = Dafa Karo
New = Naya
Old = Khatara
Replace = Badli Karo
Run = Bhaago
Print = Chaapo
Print Preview = Dekh Kay Chaapo
Copy = Naqal Karo
Cut = Qatal Karo
Paste = Chipkao
Paste Special = Zor Say Chipkao
Mail = Daak
Mailer = Daakia
Tools = Auzaar
Toolbar = Auzaar Khamba
Compress = Thoonso
Mouse = Chooha
Zoom In = Ainak Utaar Kay Dekho
Zoom Out = Ainak Laga Kar Dekho
Delete All = Sub Ko Goli Maaro
Exit = Apnay Aap Ko Goli Maaro.
Say: "Truly, my prayer and my sacrifice, my life and my death,
are (all) for Allah, the Lord of the Worlds" (Surah Al-anam ayat-162)
Gates: Namaskar! you must have heard of Windows.
Laloo: Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept.
Gates: At home have u installed Windows?
Laloo: I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our house.
Gates(Confused): Then what is the system you operate on?
Laloo: OPERATION? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month.
Gates(Sweating): Hope the internet is being used a lot in India.
Laloo: Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are sleeping under the net.
Gates: By the year 2010 India should export computer chips.
Laloo: We are already exporting Uncle Chips.
Gates(Feeling very Uneasy): do you regularly use LapTops?
Laloo: My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap.
Gates(Heavily Sweating): The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a lot about RAM and ROM.
Laloo: RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in A.P..
Gates(Feeling Dizzy): I would like to take your leave before my system crashes.
Laloo: I have exhausted all my leave.
Gates: I have no energy left, let us go out and have a bite.
Laloo: BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite.
Gates: (System Crashes and Found Missing). "Windows is restarting. Please wait............."
! L0ve W@lk!ng !n R@!n Bec@use N0b0dy C@n See Me Cry!ng!!
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, d American chief stood up n sed "our police is so gud we no who committed d robbery within 15 hours of d crime"
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