urdu joke:
Eik admi bus stop par kahra huwa hota hain
Police wala us se poochta hain tum neh yaha se 3 choro koh jateh huwe dekha hain
Admi bohlta hain
Yaha se sida jao to 3 mohale aye gaye
pehle mohale koh choro
dusre koh choro
teesre mohale main jana
waha jah kar teen galiya aye gih
pehli koh choro
duri koh choro
teesre gali main jana
to waha 3 dukane ho gayi
pehli koh choro
dusri ko choro
teesri dukaan keh saat saat jana
to waha teen ghar aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dure koh choro
teesre ghar main jana to waha teen room aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dure koh choro
teesre main jana
waha teen cupboards aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dusre koh choro
teesre cupboards koh kohl nah
waha teen daraaz ho gaye
pehle koh chorna
dusre koh chorna
teesre koh kohl nah
waha teen pictures ho gayi
pehli pic koh chorna
duri pic koh chor nah
teesri pic koh dekh na
woh pic meri ma ki hain
aur main apni ma ki kasam kah keh kehta hoon
"O Muslims! If anyone among you worshipped Ramadan, then know that Ramadan is dead. But those of you who worshipped Allah, then know that Allah lives and will never die. Indeed Allah created Ramadan and He also, in truth, created Shawaal, Dhul Qidah, Dhul Hijjah, and all the rest of the Months..."
can some1 just give a brief summary of dat joke. I understand until he told da guy his mom's pic was in the third draw. But den what?
Here I am at Thy service O Lord, here I am. Here I am at Thy service and Thou hast no partners. Thine alone is All Praise and All Bounty, and Thine alone is The Sovereignty. Thou hast no partners
Ek din Wife aur Husband mandir se niklay to ek faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon
Husbandedo,Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha hi hoga
Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viranna
janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
& sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam
Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viranna
janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
& sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam
Jannat men tu jaan chor den larkion ki..
Jo k pehlay say hee janaat men hen..
Ek din Wife aur Husband mandir se niklay to ek faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon
Husbandedo,Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha hi hoga
Hello, kesi ho tum ?" Bari chahakti hoi awaz aai,,
"itni daaer laga di tum nay,main kab say baethi tumhara phone ka intizaar ker rahi the"
"haan baas zara ami ki tabiyaat theek nahi thee.is liye khana bananay main zara daaer ho gai?
"waisay tum kia ker rahi theen.?"
main .....main to shahrukh khan ki nai film "main hoon na " jo aaj hi reliaes hoi hay daekh rahi the.
ohhhh.! acha film releaehogai main aaj hi is ki CD mangwati hoon, pata hay meray mamo jaan aj maeray liye new CD player bhaej rahy hain
"ye to achi baat hay "
"acha aur kia haal hay tumhara "
"main buhaat thaak gai hoon ajj to!"
"kioon kia kia gaya tha ? "
bas zara Ami kay sath bazargai the. pori garmioo ki shoping ker dali.
"acha suno! jis kaam kay liye tumhay phone kia tjhe wo to bhool hi gai. agar yasmeen say baat ho to us ko kehnnak ya wo apni jorjat ki kameez bhaaej day. mujhay wesi hi banwani hay.
"kon yasmin kon si kamez"?
"kia matlub kon yasmeen? wo jo F.A main hamray sath perhti thee.
"laekin Uzma hum to matric kay baad school gaye hi nahi aur kon si saheli yasmeen.
aryy bahi kon uzma! main to samreen hon aur kia tum Shaheen nahi hoo?
shaheen. ....? nahi to ..... main to misbha hoon"...
ek buhut moti aurat ke ghar chor aya
uss ne chor ko dekha tou usko pakar kar uske ooper bait gayee. shohar ko kaha jaldi jayey police ko bulayey.
shohar ne kaha wohi karney laga hon par meri jooti nahi mill rahi.
chor : "meri pehen le par Allah ke banday jaldi jaa".
ek buhut moti aurat ke ghar chor aya
uss ne chor ko dekha tou usko pakar kar uske ooper bait gayee. shohar ko kaha jaldi jayey police ko bulayey.
shohar ne kaha wohi karney laga hon par meri jooti nahi mill rahi.
chor : "meri pehen le par Allah ke banday jaldi jaa".
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Here I am at Thy service O Lord, here I am. Here I am at Thy service and Thou hast no partners. Thine alone is All Praise and All Bounty, and Thine alone is The Sovereignty. Thou hast no partners
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