Ustaad (shagird se): Agar tumhare abbu ko 3000 rupe ki zarurat ho aor main unhen 5000 ka note dun tao baqi kitne milen ge?
Shagird: Zero
Ustaad: Hisaab nahin jante?
Shagird: Aap mere abbu ko nahin jante.
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Ustaad (shagird se): Agar tumhare abbu ko 3000 rupe ki zarurat ho aor main unhen 5000 ka note dun tao baqi kitne milen ge?
Shagird: Zero
Ustaad: Hisaab nahin jante?
Shagird: Aap mere abbu ko nahin jante.
hahahaha
bohot ache jokes hain
;D
Nice Jokes.Thanks!
ek aadmi raat ko 3 baje utha... Or...
Tahajjud parhne k bad dua mangte waqt bola,,,
mere mola sab soo rahe hain or main teri ibadat kar raha hoon,,,
to saath wali charpai se aawaz ayi " tu apni dua maang,,
humari shikayat kio kar raha hai ???"
Bohot mazahiya lataif hain.
Faqeer (dookandar se): Allah ke naam pe aik rupeyah de do.
Dookandar: Baba kal ana.
Faqeer: iis kal kal ke chakkar mein mere iis bazaar mein lakhon rupe phanse huwe hein.
:p:
Haha.Bohot Acha
Mareez ne achanak aankhen kholte huwe kaha
"Doctor Sahib, kiya mera operation kamyaab raha?"
"Sabar se kaam lo beta. Main doctor nahin FARISHTA hoon"
:giggling:Quote:
Originally Posted by SomeHowpossible
:rock:............Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercurial
;d;.......Quote:
Originally Posted by mercurial
Aik molvi sahib aik khatoon se takra gae.
Khatoon: Aap ko sharam nahi aati. Itni lambi darri rakh kar auraton ko takren marte phir rahe hain?
Molve Sahib: Mohtarmah, yeh darri hai, break nahi.
:p
^shukriya
Himaliya
Ustaad: Batao Himaliya kahan hai?
Shagird: Sir, mujhe nahi pata! :hmm:
Ustaad: Bench par khare ho jao :anger:
Shagird: Wow keya bench se Himaliya nazar aa jayega Sir? :confused::ooh:
;D:hmm:
tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....
tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....
tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....
tujh ko dekha tho phir ye khyaal aya....
ke mere dil main aisa khyaal kyun aaya
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scents of Jannah
:sl:
lol..
Kahein wo shagird tum tu nahein thein??? :p
:wa:
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Originally Posted by Mercurial
:sl:
Astaghfirulllaahh!!!
Made me --->>> LOL
Butot hee mazay kaa hai....lolzzz
:wa:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercurial
Quote:
Aik molvi sahib aik khatoon se takra gae.
Khatoon: Aap ko sharam nahi aati. Itni lambi darri rakh kar auraton ko takren marte phir rahe hain?
Molve Sahib: Mohtarmah, yeh darri hai, break nahi.
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Originally Posted by mercurial https://www.islamicboard.com/images/...viewpost-1.gif
bohot mazahiya lataif hain.
faqeer (dookandar se): allah ke naam pe aik rupeyah de do.
dookandar: baba kal ana.
faqeer: iis kal kal ke chakkar mein mere iis bazaar mein lakhon rupe phanse huwe hein.
LOLzzzz
Bhai mercurial...shukria..
Aik qasaab ne subha subha junhi dookan kholi aik andha chala aaya. Bakri ke gosht par hath rakh kar bola "Yeh bakri ka gosht hai." Phir gaae ke gosht par hath rakh kar bola "Yeh gaae ka gosht hai."
Qasaab bohot hairaan huwa. Lutf lene ki gharz se andhe ka hath apne barhna kandhe par rakh kar bola "Yeh kis cheez ka gosht hai." "AAP GADHE KA GOSHT BHI BECHTE HAIN," andha hairat se bola.
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Originally Posted by Mercurial
Astaghfirullaah!! lolzzzzz
Shukria!!
Yea, it was quite a lot funny but check this one. :p
http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/5976/72900239.gif
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Originally Posted by Mercurial
Itna bhi funny nahein hai, bechara bakhtu...lolz
Shukria.
The difference of sense of homour.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jharna
شادی میں کھانا کھلا
سردار کو پلیٹ نہیں ملی
تو وہ اپنی جھولی میں کھانا ڈالنے لگا
تو لوگوں نے پوچھا کہ یہ کیا
سردار: داغ تو چلا جائے گا یہ وقت پھر نہیں آئے گا