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    urdu joke:
    Eik admi bus stop par kahra huwa hota hain
    Police wala us se poochta hain tum neh yaha se 3 choro koh jateh huwe dekha hain
    Admi bohlta hain
    Yaha se sida jao to 3 mohale aye gaye
    pehle mohale koh choro
    dusre koh choro
    teesre mohale main jana
    waha jah kar teen galiya aye gih
    pehli koh choro
    duri koh choro
    teesre gali main jana
    to waha 3 dukane ho gayi
    pehli koh choro
    dusri ko choro
    teesri dukaan keh saat saat jana
    to waha teen ghar aye gaye
    pehle koh choro
    dure koh choro
    teesre ghar main jana to waha teen room aye gaye
    pehle koh choro
    dure koh choro
    teesre main jana
    waha teen cupboards aye gaye
    pehle koh choro
    dusre koh choro
    teesre cupboards koh kohl nah
    waha teen daraaz ho gaye
    pehle koh chorna
    dusre koh chorna
    teesre koh kohl nah
    waha teen pictures ho gayi
    pehli pic koh chorna
    duri pic koh chor nah
    teesri pic koh dekh na
    woh pic meri ma ki hain
    aur main apni ma ki kasam kah keh kehta hoon

    maine kissi choor koh nahi dekha
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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

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    format_quote Originally Posted by waji View Post
    شادی میں کھانا کھلا

    سردار کو پلیٹ نہیں ملی
    تو وہ اپنی جھولی میں کھانا ڈالنے لگا
    تو لوگوں نے پوچھا کہ یہ کیا

    سردار: داغ تو چلا جائے گا یہ وقت پھر نہیں آئے گا

    Mazay ka hai, khana nahein lateefa...lolzz

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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    lol!!!!

    i like these

    seeing as i cant take part in the Urdu games yet, i may as well enjoy these.

    (i hope your reading this ***** )
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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    ابھی ابھی خبر آئی ہے کے حکومتِ پاکستان کو نامعلوم فون نمبر سے ایک پیغام ملا ہے 28 اور 29 نومبر پاکستان کی تاریخ میں بہت ہی خون خرابے کے دن ہونگے جو ساری دنیا کے لیئے ایک مثال بن جائیں گے۔
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    ہمارے لوگ پورے پاکستان میں الصبح سورج نکلتے ہی اپنے ہتھیاروں اور اوزاروں کے ساتھ ملک کے کونے کونے میں پھیل جائیں گے۔
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    سورج نکلتے ہی پورے پاکستان میں ایک ایک گلی میں خون کی ندیاں بہیں گی اور
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    ایک بھی بکرا یا گائے نہیں بچے گی ۔ میری طرف سے سب کو پیشگی بقر عید مبارک
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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    Aray bhai aap nay to hamara dam hi nikal dai tha.

    Ab to khair mubarak kehnay ki bhi himat nahi!!
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    Aray yar boat porana ha koi naya ha to sher karo
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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    Jazakallah! Funny jokes hain :P
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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    format_quote Originally Posted by Khayal View Post
    Nice video .
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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    hahahahaha......
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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    masha allah achhe jokes hain, keep going on
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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

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    Thou cheese bari hai mast mast!
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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    Computerized Shairi

    Kaal jab milay thay to dil me hva eik sound
    Or aaj milay to kehtay ho your file not found

    Jo muddat se hota aaya hay wo repeat kar donga
    Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar donga

    Shayad meray payar ko deykhna bhool gaye
    Dil say aisa cut kiya kay paste karna bhool gaye

    Lakhon hongee nigah me kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo
    Meray piyar kay icon per kabhi to double click karo
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    ^^LOOOOLLL nice
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    Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    لا الہ الا اللہ محمد رسول اللہ
    لقد كان لكم في رسول الله اسوة حسنة

    The Messenger of Allaah said: "Convey from me, even if it is one verse."
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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    you know what I do when some Pakistani Uncle says a joke to me in Urdu... I either try to break the words in my mind and figure the joke out. If that doesn't work, I just give a confident laughter and then quietly walk away. :X
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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    lol

    Then how do you react to a joke that you do figure out?
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    لا الہ الا اللہ محمد رسول اللہ
    لقد كان لكم في رسول الله اسوة حسنة

    The Messenger of Allaah said: "Convey from me, even if it is one verse."
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    محبت

    عشق

    اور

    پیار




    یہ تین چیزیں کسی بھی طوفان سے مقابلہ کرسکتیں ہیں
    مگر
    ایک چیز ان سب کو ختم کر سکتی ہے



    اور
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    ماں کی چپل

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    Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    لا الہ الا اللہ محمد رسول اللہ
    لقد كان لكم في رسول الله اسوة حسنة

    The Messenger of Allaah said: "Convey from me, even if it is one verse."
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    Arz kiya hai....
    Phool gir jaate hai jab aap aate ho
    phool gir jaate hai jab aap jaate ho
    Chashma lagaakar chala karo
    Gamlon se kyun takraate ho

    عرض کیا ہے
    پھول گرجاتے ہے جب آپ آتے ہو
    پھول گرجاتے ہے جب آپ جاتے ہو
    چاشا لگاکر چلا کرو
    گملوں سے کیوں ٹکراتے ہو


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    Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

    format_quote Originally Posted by Rashad View Post
    ... I either try to break the words in my mind and figure the joke out. If that doesn't work, I just give a confident laughter and then quietly walk away. :X
    breaking the words just kills the joke...
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