urdu joke:
Eik admi bus stop par kahra huwa hota hain
Police wala us se poochta hain tum neh yaha se 3 choro koh jateh huwe dekha hain
Admi bohlta hain
Yaha se sida jao to 3 mohale aye gaye
pehle mohale koh choro
dusre koh choro
teesre mohale main jana
waha jah kar teen galiya aye gih
pehli koh choro
duri koh choro
teesre gali main jana
to waha 3 dukane ho gayi
pehli koh choro
dusri ko choro
teesri dukaan keh saat saat jana
to waha teen ghar aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dure koh choro
teesre ghar main jana to waha teen room aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dure koh choro
teesre main jana
waha teen cupboards aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dusre koh choro
teesre cupboards koh kohl nah
waha teen daraaz ho gaye
pehle koh chorna
dusre koh chorna
teesre koh kohl nah
waha teen pictures ho gayi
pehli pic koh chorna
duri pic koh chor nah
teesri pic koh dekh na
woh pic meri ma ki hain
aur main apni ma ki kasam kah keh kehta hoon
You know difference between English mother, Devnagri mother, Urdu mother and the divergent Hyderabadi Ammi...
English Mother : Good night, dear.
Devnagri mother : Shub raatri,beta.
Urdu mother : Shabba khair
Hyderabadi mother : SOJA RE MURDE, ANGAAR LAGA WOH PHONE KU...
Mein maazrat chaahtee hoon agar yai lateefa pehlai bhee post kiyaa gayaa hai.
Aik laRkee kai waaldain kisee larkai kai waaldain sai milai rishtai kai baarai mein. Unhon nai laRkai kai waaldain sai kahaa, "Hamaari beTi kai pass MBBS hai. Woh doctor hai. Aap kaa beTaa kahaan tak paRhaa huwa hai?" Larkai kai waaldain nai jawaab diyaa, "MBBF tak". LaRkee kai waaldain nai kahaa, "MaashaAllah! Aur MBBF kiyaa hota hai?" LaRkai waalon nai jawaab diyaa, "Matric Baar Baar Fail."
Stunningly beautiful adhaan from the Dome of the Rock in Masjid ul Aqsa Download (right click and choose "save target/link as").
This is a clear message for mankind in order that they may be warned thereby, and that they may know that He is only One God, and that those of understanding may take heed (14:52)
Indeed Allah knows, and you know not (16: 74, part)
"Allah! La ilaha illa Huwa (none has the right to be worshipped but He), Al-Hayyul-Qayyum (the Ever Living, the One Who sustains and protects all that exists).".."[Al Qur'aan 3:2]
you know what I do when some Pakistani Uncle says a joke to me in Urdu... I either try to break the words in my mind and figure the joke out. If that doesn't work, I just give a confident laughter and then quietly walk away. :X
SubhaanAllah! I use that technique with almost every awkward situation.
‘Say: If the ocean were ink wherewith to write out the words of my Lord, sooner would the ocean be exhausted, even if We added another ocean like it.’~Al Qu'raan (18:109)
Its very hard for me to read Urdu written with English alphabet
Help me to escape from this existence
I yearn for an answer... can you help me?
I'm drowning in a sea of abused visions and shattered dreams
In somnolent illusion... I'm paralyzed
One Hyderabadi joke,
When somebody asks address then whoever hears him asking the address comes near his vehicle and starts giving him direction - "Woh jo pan ka dabba dikh ra aage uske baad 2 qadam pe ek galli hey, wahan left mudhiye, phir ek hajjam ki dukan aaingi, usku lagke ek galli hey, usme chuatha makaan hain right ko. Peele rang ki gate hai dekho".
One Hyderabadi joke,
When somebody asks address then whoever hears him asking the address comes near his vehicle and starts giving him direction - "Woh jo pan ka dabba dikh ra aage uske baad 2 qadam pe ek galli hey, wahan left mudhiye, phir ek hajjam ki dukan aaingi, usku lagke ek galli hey, usme chuatha makaan hain right ko. Peele rang ki gate hai dekho".
LOL
Hyderabad mein 'qadam' ku 'khadam' bolte. Bhotich badi ghalti kardiye na aap!
"Allah! La ilaha illa Huwa (none has the right to be worshipped but He), Al-Hayyul-Qayyum (the Ever Living, the One Who sustains and protects all that exists).".."[Al Qur'aan 3:2]
"Allah! La ilaha illa Huwa (none has the right to be worshipped but He), Al-Hayyul-Qayyum (the Ever Living, the One Who sustains and protects all that exists).".."[Al Qur'aan 3:2]
"Allah! La ilaha illa Huwa (none has the right to be worshipped but He), Al-Hayyul-Qayyum (the Ever Living, the One Who sustains and protects all that exists).".."[Al Qur'aan 3:2]
Mian or Biva main larai ho gai.
Bivi nay apni maa ko phone kia or kaha, "Meri Un say larai ho gai hay main char din rehnay kay liay aap kay pass aarahi hon".
Maa nay kaha, " Ghalti us ki hay to saza bhi usi ko milny chahiay, Tum apnay ghar per hi ruko main khud 5 mah rehnay kay liay aajati hun."
Mian or Biva main larai ho gai.
Bivi nay apni maa ko phone kia or kaha, "Meri Un say larai ho gai hay main char din rehnay kay liay aap kay pass aarahi hon".
Maa nay kaha, " Ghalti us ki hay to saza bhi usi ko milny chahiay, Tum apnay ghar per hi ruko main khud 5 mah rehnay kay liay aajati hun."
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