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Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes) (OP)
urdu joke:
Eik admi bus stop par kahra huwa hota hain
Police wala us se poochta hain tum neh yaha se 3 choro koh jateh huwe dekha hain
Admi bohlta hain
Yaha se sida jao to 3 mohale aye gaye
pehle mohale koh choro
dusre koh choro
teesre mohale main jana
waha jah kar teen galiya aye gih
pehli koh choro
duri koh choro
teesre gali main jana
to waha 3 dukane ho gayi
pehli koh choro
dusri ko choro
teesri dukaan keh saat saat jana
to waha teen ghar aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dure koh choro
teesre ghar main jana to waha teen room aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dure koh choro
teesre main jana
waha teen cupboards aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dusre koh choro
teesre cupboards koh kohl nah
waha teen daraaz ho gaye
pehle koh chorna
dusre koh chorna
teesre koh kohl nah
waha teen pictures ho gayi
pehli pic koh chorna
duri pic koh chor nah
teesri pic koh dekh na
woh pic meri ma ki hain
aur main apni ma ki kasam kah keh kehta hoon
maine kissi choor koh nahi dekha
Last edited by zAk; 10-05-2005 at 10:13 AM .
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Ustaad (shagird se): Agar tumhare abbu ko 3000 rupe ki zarurat ho aor main unhen 5000 ka note dun tao baqi kitne milen ge?
Shagird: Zero
Ustaad: Hisaab nahin jante?
Shagird: Aap mere abbu ko nahin jante.
لا الہ الا اللہ محمد رسول اللہ
لقد كان لكم في رسول الله اسوة حسنة
The Messenger of Allaah said: "Convey from me, even if it is one verse."
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Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)
hahahaha
bohot ache jokes hain
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Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)
Nice Jokes.Thanks!
ek aadmi raat ko 3 baje utha... Or...
Tahajjud parhne k bad dua mangte waqt bola,,,
mere mola sab soo rahe hain or main teri ibadat kar raha hoon,,,
to saath wali charpai se aawaz ayi " tu apni dua maang,,
humari shikayat kio kar raha hai ???"
Jaz ak A lla h u Kh ayr
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Last edited by Soulja Girl; 09-05-2009 at 09:57 PM .
Reason: No need to make so many posts!
Jaz ak A lla h u Kh ayr
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Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)
Bohot mazahiya lataif hain.
Faqeer (dookandar se): Allah ke naam pe aik rupeyah de do.
Dookandar: Baba kal ana.
Faqeer: iis kal kal ke chakkar mein mere iis bazaar mein lakhon rupe phanse huwe hein.
لا الہ الا اللہ محمد رسول اللہ
لقد كان لكم في رسول الله اسوة حسنة
The Messenger of Allaah said: "Convey from me, even if it is one verse."
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Jaz ak A lla h u Kh ayr
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Mareez ne achanak aankhen kholte huwe kaha
"Doctor Sahib, kiya mera operation kamyaab raha?"
"Sabar se kaam lo beta. Main doctor nahin FARISHTA hoon"
لا الہ الا اللہ محمد رسول اللہ
لقد كان لكم في رسول الله اسوة حسنة
The Messenger of Allaah said: "Convey from me, even if it is one verse."
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format_quote Originally Posted by
SomeHowpossible
ek buhut moti aurat ke ghar chor aya
uss ne chor ko dekha tou usko pakar kar uske ooper bait gayee. shohar ko kaha jaldi jayey police ko bulayey.
shohar ne kaha wohi karney laga hon par meri jooti nahi mill rahi.
chor : "meri pehen le par Allah ke banday jaldi jaa".
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Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)
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Mercurial
Mareez ne achanak aankhen kholte huwe kaha
"Doctor Sahib, kiya mera operation kamyaab raha?"
"Sabar se kaam lo beta. Main doctor nahin FARISHTA hoon"
:rock:............
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mercurial
bohot mazahiya lataif hain.
faqeer (dookandar se): allah ke naam pe aik rupeyah de do.
dookandar: baba kal ana.
faqeer: iis kal kal ke chakkar mein mere iis bazaar mein lakhon rupe phanse huwe hein.
;d;.......
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Aik molvi sahib aik khatoon se takra gae.
Khatoon: Aap ko sharam nahi aati. Itni lambi darri rakh kar auraton ko takren marte phir rahe hain?
Molve Sahib: Mohtarmah, yeh darri hai, break nahi.
لا الہ الا اللہ محمد رسول اللہ
لقد كان لكم في رسول الله اسوة حسنة
The Messenger of Allaah said: "Convey from me, even if it is one verse."
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tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....
tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....
tujh ko dekha tho ye khyaal aya....
tujh ko dekha tho phir ye khyaal aya....
ke mere dil main aisa khyaal kyun aaya
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Re: Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)
format_quote Originally Posted by
Scents of Jannah
^shukriya
Himaliya
Ustaad: Batao Himaliya kahan hai?
Shagird: Sir, mujhe nahi pata!
Ustaad: Bench par khare ho jao :anger:
Shagird: Wow keya bench se Himaliya nazar aa jayega Sir? :confused:
oh:
lol..
Kahein wo shagird tum tu nahein thein???
format_quote Originally Posted by
Mercurial
Khawand: Begum! Tumhari gardan par ajeeb si cheez lagi hue hai jise dekh kar khaof aata hai.
Begum (dar kar): Woh kiya?
Khawand: Tumhara moon......!
Astaghfirulllaahh!!!
Made me --->>> LOL
Butot hee mazay kaa hai....lolzzz
format_quote Originally Posted by
Mercurial
Ustaad (shagird se): Agar tumhare abbu ko 3000 rupe ki zarurat ho aor main unhen 5000 ka note dun tao baqi kitne milen ge?
Shagird: Zero
Ustaad: Hisaab nahin jante?
Shagird: Aap mere abbu ko nahin jante.
Aik molvi sahib aik khatoon se takra gae.
Khatoon: Aap ko sharam nahi aati. Itni lambi darri rakh kar auraton ko takren marte phir rahe hain?
Molve Sahib: Mohtarmah, yeh darri hai, break nahi.
Originally Posted by
mercurial
bohot mazahiya lataif hain.
faqeer (dookandar se): allah ke naam pe aik rupeyah de do.
dookandar: baba kal ana.
faqeer: iis kal kal ke chakkar mein mere iis bazaar mein lakhon rupe phanse huwe hein.
LOLzzzz
Bhai mercurial...shukria..
Last edited by zAk; 10-03-2009 at 06:03 AM .
Reason: Multiple posts merged.
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Aik qasaab ne subha subha junhi dookan kholi aik andha chala aaya. Bakri ke gosht par hath rakh kar bola "Yeh bakri ka gosht hai." Phir gaae ke gosht par hath rakh kar bola "Yeh gaae ka gosht hai."
Qasaab bohot hairaan huwa. Lutf lene ki gharz se andhe ka hath apne barhna kandhe par rakh kar bola "Yeh kis cheez ka gosht hai." "AAP GADHE KA GOSHT BHI BECHTE HAIN," andha hairat se bola.
لا الہ الا اللہ محمد رسول اللہ
لقد كان لكم في رسول الله اسوة حسنة
The Messenger of Allaah said: "Convey from me, even if it is one verse."
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Aik qasaab ne subha subha junhi dookan kholi aik andha chala aaya. Bakri ke gosht par hath rakh kar bola "Yeh bakri ka gosht hai." Phir gaae ke gosht par hath rakh kar bola "Yeh gaae ka gosht hai."
Qasaab bohot hairaan huwa. Lutf lene ki gharz se andhe ka hath apne barhna kandhe par rakh kar bola "Yeh kis cheez ka gosht hai." "AAP GADHE KA GOSHT BHI BECHTE HAIN," andha hairat se bola.
Astaghfirullaah!! lolzzzzz
Shukria!!
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Yea, it was quite a lot funny but check this one.
لا الہ الا اللہ محمد رسول اللہ
لقد كان لكم في رسول الله اسوة حسنة
The Messenger of Allaah said: "Convey from me, even if it is one verse."
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Yea, it was quite a lot funny but check this one.
Itna bhi funny nahein hai, bechara bakhtu...lolz
Shukria.
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[CENTER]Itna bhi funny nahein hai, bechara bakhtu...lolz
The difference of sense of homour.
لا الہ الا اللہ محمد رسول اللہ
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The Messenger of Allaah said: "Convey from me, even if it is one verse."
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تو وہ اپنی جھولی میں کھانا ڈالنے لگا
تو لوگوں نے پوچھا کہ یہ کیا
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