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    salaamz
    i jus got dis joke....unless u know urdu u wont understand it
    sorry if i put dis in da rong section....wasnt 2 sure
    ok here goes:

    A pakistani woman is walking along the streets on christmas day when she trips over and falls 2 the gound.....as she is gettin up....she says.....

    'haiiii meri kismath'

    An english man walking by helps her up and in a cheerful tone says...

    'and a very merry christmas 2 u aswell!!'


    lol der u go.... yeh its not dat funny.....but ah well
    take care
    w/salaamz :loving:
    Last edited by nafy; 12-24-2005 at 06:44 PM.
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    ive heard dat someware
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    ehem.......ryyyyyyyyyt....wats dat gotta do wiv dis xmas joke? lol...

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    loooolz funny!



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