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    salaamz
    i jus got dis joke....unless u know urdu u wont understand it
    sorry if i put dis in da rong section....wasnt 2 sure
    ok here goes:

    A pakistani woman is walking along the streets on christmas day when she trips over and falls 2 the gound.....as she is gettin up....she says.....

    'haiiii meri kismath'

    An english man walking by helps her up and in a cheerful tone says...

    'and a very merry christmas 2 u aswell!!'


    lol der u go.... yeh its not dat funny.....but ah well
    take care
    w/salaamz :loving:
    Last edited by nafy; 12-24-2005 at 06:44 PM.
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    Re: xmas joke

    llllllllooooooooolo!!!!!!!!!i was going to say tut tut not christmas againnnnnnn on this forum..lol.....but that was funny.....
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    Re: xmas joke

    lolz innit....hahahhahaha
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    Re: xmas joke




    masha Allaah.. thats really funny. i'll move it to the urdu section, if thats okay?


    warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.
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    Re: xmas joke

    lol..thnxs 4 shring..
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    Re: xmas joke

    salaamz
    thats fyn by me bro
    thnx 4 lettin me know
    take care
    w/salaamz
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    Re: xmas joke

    making fun of other religions is dicouraged ,right?
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    Re: xmas joke

    its not making fun of other religions
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    Re: xmas joke

    Salaam o 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.


    its not making fun of any religion - its just the way she said a word in urdu/punjabi that when pronounced - sounds like 'christmas'. so its not offensive to the christians anyway.


    wa Allaahu a'lam.


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    Re: xmas joke

    yeh thnx bro......seriously its jus a joke!!!
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    Re: xmas joke


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    can ya translate it in english plzz
    i wanna laugh
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    Re: xmas joke

    Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Nafz sis thats very funnyyyy love it

    I'm paki and I dont find it offensive Abrar bro
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    Re: xmas joke

    format_quote Originally Posted by lovly_lady View Post

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    can ya translate it in english plzz
    i wanna laugh
    lol awww sis here I'll translate it

    A Pakistani woman walking down the road trips and says, "Hayeeee meri kismat." Meaning= "Ohhhh my fate."

    An english guy walking past helps her up and replies "Mery Christmas" back to her, cuz he thinks she said "Hiiiiiiiiii merry (meri) Christmas (kismat) lololol
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    format_quote Originally Posted by lovly_lady View Post

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    can ya translate it in english plzz
    i wanna laugh
    lol sis it wont sound funny but wat it is dat da woman says is 'oh my fate'
    u know cus she fell ova so shes lyk sighing at her ill fate yeh....
    but wat she says in urdu the english man heard it as 'merry xmas' because thats wat it sounds lyk lol yeh see it aint dat funny unless u know urdu :loving:
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    format_quote Originally Posted by Nadia Waheed View Post
    Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Nafz sis thats very funnyyyy love it

    I'm paki and I dont find it offensive Abrar bro
    lol jazakallah sis
    yeh i hope i havent sed n e fin bad :eek: sorry bro Abrar if i did
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    Re: xmas joke

    format_quote Originally Posted by Nadia Waheed View Post
    lol awww sis here I'll translate it

    A Pakistani woman walking down the road trips and says, "Hayeeee meri kismat." Meaning= "Ohhhh my fate."

    An english guy walking past helps her up and replies "Mery Christmas" back to her, cuz he thinks she said "Hiiiiiiiiii merry (meri) Christmas (kismat) lololol

    thanxx
    i get it
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    Re: xmas joke

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    that was funny now that i understand how it goes. i do not think it is offensive in anyway neither.

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    yeh its not offensive.....maybe bro Abrar misunderstood it....
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    Re: xmas joke

    omg! that is sooo funny. good one sister!
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