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    A 33-year-old church organist from Pennsylvania is planning to marry a magic carpet fairground ride.

    Amy Wolfe claims to have objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects.

    She has been 'courting' the attraction, an 80ft gondola ride called 1001 Nachts, for a decade. According to the Daily Telegraph, Wolfe travels 160 miles to visit the attraction up to 10 times every year. It is estimated she has taken approximately 3,000 rides since first visiting the theme park at the age of 13.

    "I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we'll be together forever," she said. "I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.

    "I wasn't freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn't tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn't 'normal' to have feelings for a fairground ride."

    Wolfe sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling. She also carries its spare nuts and bolts around in a bid to feel closer to the machinery.

    "I'm not hurting anyone and I can't help it," she added. "It's a part of who I am."

    After the wedding she plans to change her name to Amy Weber, in honour of the manufacturer of the attraction.
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    Re: Woman to marry fairground ride

    This will probably become acceptable someday as well, and people will be parading the streets with their objects of lust- bowling balls, telephones, beanbag chairs, They'll fight for marriage rights and God knows what else. I see a bright future ahead.
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    Re: Woman to marry fairground ride

    its hype
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    Re: Woman to marry fairground ride

    whats wrong with it, I got my eye on a cheeky little bouncy castle (joke !!!!)
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    Re: Woman to marry fairground ride

    ^lol

    It's hilarious! ROFL!!!
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    Re: Woman to marry fairground ride

    format_quote Originally Posted by crayon View Post
    This will probably become acceptable someday as well, and people will be parading the streets with their objects of lust- bowling balls, telephones, beanbag chairs, They'll fight for marriage rights and God knows what else. I see a bright future ahead.
    and not to mention divorce! It will be interesting to see who gets what and how much. Meh cant wait for the first divorce between a human and an object.




    Amy Wolfe claims to have objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects.
    wondering if that condition really exist?
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    Re: Woman to marry fairground ride

    format_quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    whats wrong with it, I got my eye on a cheeky little bouncy castle (joke !!!!)
    lol

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    Re: Woman to marry fairground ride

    format_quote Originally Posted by Alpha Dude View Post
    I hope nobody ridicules this. These people are born that way.. it's in their genes. We should accept them for what they are. Give them their rights. No need to be bigoted.
    Of course! Only bigots would say this relationship isn't as good as between a man and a woman!
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    Re: Woman to marry fairground ride

    format_quote Originally Posted by Ar-RaYYan View Post
    lol

    do remember brother that you are allowed up to 4 wives
    lol, no no brother im a one leisure pursuit attraction kinda guy, u know where you are with a bouncy castle theres many ups and downs but you always bounce back.
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    Re: Woman to marry fairground ride

    I saw a programme about guys that loved cars and actually consumated their relationships with them, now I am not being cruel in any way but surely there is some debate as to whether these ppl should be under section or not
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    Re: Woman to marry fairground ride

    format_quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    I saw a programme about guys that loved cars and actually consumated their relationships with them, now I am not being cruel in any way but surely there is some debate as to whether these ppl should be under section or not
    I think it could be considered as a Fetish. I would not consider it to be healthy. Not something which I find amusing...
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    Re: Woman to marry fairground ride

    format_quote Originally Posted by Alpha Dude View Post
    I hope nobody ridicules this. These people are born that way.. it's in their genes. We should accept them for what they are. Give them their rights. No need to be bigoted.
    Doesn't it fall under the same category as people considering homosexuality as genetic?

    It's kinda odd...never ever heard of such a thing.

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    Re: Woman to marry fairground ride

    format_quote Originally Posted by Guestfellow View Post
    I think it could be considered as a Fetish. I would not consider it to be healthy. Not something which I find amusing...
    Yes bro, joking aside its probably not very pleasant for the person going thru it, the woman in op actually married a garden fence prior to this, someone needs to help them somehow but i would be at a loss to know how
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    Re: Woman to marry fairground ride

    format_quote Originally Posted by Light of Heaven View Post
    Doesn't it fall under the same category as people considering homosexuality as genetic?

    It's kinda odd...never ever heard of such a thing.

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    same here! i didnt think something as odd as that would really exist and i thought that condition didnt exist until br Alpha posted that wiki info.
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    Re: Woman to marry fairground ride

    america is a odd place, fat people shud just start marrying pizzas nd supersize fries nd see how long they can resist
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    Re: Woman to marry fairground ride

    lol well wiki isn't exactly your source of info xD Not everything
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    Re: Woman to marry fairground ride

    format_quote Originally Posted by aadil77 View Post
    america is a odd place, fat people shud just start marrying pizzas nd supersize fries nd see how long they can resist
    Hey hey...some people actually have obesity problems. Not everyone is fat coz of their pizza and fries...
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    Re: Woman to marry fairground ride

    This reminds me or my heart breaking first love. I so dearly wanted to marry the Eiffel tower, she was such a cute French fancy. I gave her all I had, promised my everlasting fidelity and the ungrateful winch ran off and eloped with the "Rock of Gibraltar" Blasted hussy favored brute strength over sensitivity. I will never trust another French structure again.
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    ^lol
    This story reminds me of a lady who was married to the berlin wall and was devastated when it was demolished.
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    Re: Woman to marry fairground ride

    format_quote Originally Posted by Woodrow View Post
    This reminds me or my heart breaking first love. I so dearly wanted to marry the Eiffel tower, she was such a cute French fancy. I gave her all I had, promised my everlasting fidelity and the ungrateful winch ran off and eloped with the "Rock of Gibraltar" Blasted hussy favored brute strength over sensitivity. I will never trust another French structure again.
    Loool. *Dies* Grampa Woody...wow nice joke!
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