Lessons of Logic

[shible]

:sl:

Lessons in Logic





If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.


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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

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[Khayal]

:sl:

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

So true!!

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

^ ;D


mashaAllaah ! its really funny




SISTER above me, its not true lol


Assalamu Alaikum

[rabarbara2008]

"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

hahaha great post brother!! thanks for making me laugh

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[Souljette]

lol hahahah funnyyyy

[shible]

:sl:

Hi Brother,

Could you Explain the Following

^ ;D


SISTER above me, its not true lol


Assalamu Alaikum

:w:

[IbnAbdulHakim]

^ i meant a man can be successful with two wives.

Assalamu Alaikum

[Nájlá]

"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

;D;D;D;D;D

made me laugh i only read first four words then i knew whats the rest of the sentence

[shible]

:sl:

Yet i see all threads trying to work on many serious discussions on various matters.

So i thought of posting thread that would help us feel a bit relaxed from our day to day stress and pressure.

[wildkat]

A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........[/CENTER][/CENTER]




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Lol! Oh I hate revising in the holidays!

[BintAmjad]

The Messenger of Allah said:
" whoever believes in Allah and the last day should speak good or remain silent..." Bukhari & Muslim

Seems logic enough to me...

[shible]

:sl:

The Messenger of Allah said:
" whoever believes in Allah and the last day should speak good or remain silent..." Bukhari & Muslim

Seems logic enough to me...

Though this was the first Post yet it seemed very lively.

Jazak Allah Sister,

Yet this post was feel a bit relaxed on hectic times.

Well There is a saying

'' The bamboo survives a cyclone while a tree doesn't '' This may not seem to be relevant now. But u will understand it on the go.... Insha Allah

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[waji]

:sl:

A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

;D ;D;D;D
nothing else to say

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