HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (Written by kids)

['Abd-al Latif]

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (Written by kids)

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married.
- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

(1) When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7

(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

(1) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9 (bless)

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10

[Huma*]

:sl:

LOL... Interesting :D

[nadia85]

lol thanxs for posting

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:salamext:

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7

Dont mess with the law! TOO RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[aamirsaab]

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10

That has to be the funniest expression I have heard all day.

[Ali.]

Pretty cool :D

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
FOREVER by then.

- Camille, age 10

I don't get it, what the heck is she on about?

[Mikayeel]

:sl:
Looool, that was well funny!

Thanks for sharing

[x-madiha-x]

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (Written by kids)

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married.
- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

(1) When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7

(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

(1) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9 (bless)

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10

loool...haha who looks like trucks hahaha!?..thats funny!

[Admin]

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10

Funniest! :D

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

So wise :uuh:

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

lol!

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

LoL funnnnaaayyy! =]

[Souljette]

hahhaahahha lol..evn if she luks like a truckkk lolll

[FatimaAsSideqah]

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

(1) When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7

:rollseyes

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7

:thumbs_up

(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8

:thumbs_up Sensible!

[sabah]

[quote=IbnMuhammad;924826]HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (Written by kids)


IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

(1) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9 (bless)

oml me and anita are on the same page, the difference is im ABIT older :rollseyes.

Nice thread!

[aadil77]

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (Written by kids)

(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10

Lol!:D thats a killer,

[Na7lah]

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.

so true :p

[Ll- TaHiRa]

hhahahahahaah LoOl.. da was funny
hilarious " even is she looks like a truck "
:D

[snakelegs]

kids are so much smarter than adults! ;D

[Strzelecki]

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10


WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
Camille, age 10


HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids. Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.
Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
Kelvin, age 8


HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
Ricky, age 10

[Rebel]

God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.

tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.

lol ;D

[Ummu Sufyaan]

:sl:
these are cute, but in all honesty can be quite disturbing coming from kids...

[Strzelecki]

:sl:
these are cute, but in all honesty can be quite disturbing coming from kids...

Insha'Allah. As they grow so too will their understanding.

:)

[Bint-Al-Islam]

Lolz some of this kids answers made me laugh..
Thanx 4 sharing it :)

[s3ns3l3ss p3ace]

:D LoL

[Yanal]

Lol!

[Najm]

AsSalamOAlaikum WaRehmatuAllah WaBarkatuhu

Wow!! That is really funny!!! :D

FiAmaaniAllah

[Beardo]

This article has been the most beneficial thread to me out of all the thousands of threads on LI. I'll be sure to keep this in mind when searching for a potential spouse.

[☆ღUmm Uthmanღ☆]

Salaamu Alaikum WaRahmatullahi WaBarakatuh...

Subhan'Allah! wise kids with interesting views, but few needs to be corrected insha'Allah..

[CupidMuslim]

Mashallah, Interesting!!

[MSN]

Pretty cool :D




I don't get it, what the heck is she on about?

I don't get it either?!!
But those kids surely know what they're talking about!!

[Bub]

i enjoyed it!! so fun!

[Ansariyah]

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10

LoL..'stuck wit'

[PeaceSeeker]

wallahi it was really fun going through the writings!
JazakAllahu khairan for sharing :)
but from where did u collect it? I think you should have referred the source.

[Fטлку]

The replies were so funny! xD
I liked this one

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.

I found this cute :p-----

In a survey of 4-8 year olds, kids share their views on love.

♥ "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."

♥ "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."

♥ "Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at him because you know it would hurt his feelings."

♥ "Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."

♥ "Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday."

♥ "Love is if you hold hands and sit beside each other in the cafeteria. That means you're in love. Otherwise, you can sit across from each other and be okay."

♥ "Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redbird."

♥ "I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."

♥ "When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you."

♥ "You can break love, but it won't die."

[Cabdullahi]

1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10
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this guy is a genius!

[Ummu Sufyaan]

:sl:

♥ "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."

they make it sound like they're cats or something :mmokay:

♥ "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."

i beg to differ :x

♥ "Love is if you hold hands and sit beside each other in the cafeteria. That means you're in love. Otherwise, you can sit across from each other and be okay."

but what if they love each other so much that they're too embarrassed to show it in public.

♥ "I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."

ahhh you are so innocent.:hiding:

[Fטлку]

:sl:

they make it sound like they're cats or something :mmokay:

Dogs actually xD

[Amanda]

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8

This is definitely my favourite!

[abdussattar]

you got to be a fool to get
married.

Smart guy.....

[Riana17]

(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. - Ricky, age 10

;D;D;D
Altho I am not truck my husband never lied about my looks
weeeh & i like it
I dont need sweet lies

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Assalaamu Alaaykum

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10

lol @ Stuck :-\

(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10

that was funny :-\

[Sumaiya54]

Too funny ;D

[GodIsAll]

Simple:
God conscienceness.
Who has Allah placed in your path? Who would you call a true friend? Who would you love, not considering his/her net worth? Who would you still love if they were horribly disfigured? Who is a great life partner? Who loves and respects you for who you REALLY are, faults included? Who's SOUL do you love?

In short, whether or not she looks like a truck is irrelevant!

['Abd-al Latif]

Simple:
God conscienceness.
Who has Allah placed in your path? Who would you call a true friend? Who would you love, not considering his/her net worth? Who would you still love if they were horribly disfigured? Who is a great life partner? Who loves and respects you for who you REALLY are, faults included? Who's SOUL do you love?

In short, whether or not she looks like a truck is irrelevant!

So in other words, you would tell her she looks pretty when she looks like a truck?

:D

[Periwinkle18]

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10

lol this kid loves sports :P

(1) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9 (bless)

haha yup they're lazy even a 9 yr old knows tht :P

(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10

lol ;D

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10

WOW

[GodIsAll]

So in other words, you would tell her she looks pretty when she looks like a truck?

ONLY if she asked first!

[~Zaria~]

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

--> Read Istikhara (the guidance prayer)..........[Written by Allah] ; )



:wa:

['Abd-al Latif]

ONLY if she asked first!

Well duh! lol. Nobody willingly walks into that trap. ;D

[Bint-e-Adam]

Lol... that's funny. small kids sweet thinking