The tight thing we do!

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ok this is a thread where me and mu'minah421 have a competetion on who can do that stuff i did on "where we standin yo" thread and she did on "tick tock" thread...now watch me own, then throw tomatoes at her kk :D

Juuuuuuuuuuus kiddin!! No body jump at me before u read this !!

Ok well anyone who wanna do that stuff where u write random stuff that no one reads and u feel lyk a hypocrite after writing, write it here, and we all "gain" knowledge inshallah.......:rollseyes

hehe

ok

mu'minah421

yo begin sis! :D
 
Re: Da tiight thing we do yo!

...didnt yo mama tell u not to mess wita dead man? ... juss kiddin im just listnein to something and they just said that...lol.


neways


...its ramadan...
...everyone is happy...
...exited...
...finally no more waiting...

but think...

...whats really happening?

...the inner feelings...

...your not really happy...

...maybe you are...

...but your mad ramadan is here...

why?

...coz you wanna eat...

...its stupid you think?

...guess so. eh...

...astaghfirallah al adheem...


when your at school....

no one can see you but the kuffar...

...you think...


...ALLAH IS WATCHING...

...everyone is eating there lunch...

...they ask you...
...why arent u eatin?...

...the delicious smell comes up to you...

.mmm...

...you feel embarassed...


...just when ur about to blurt out...

...the fact that ur fasting...


---- HE COMES>....

....he's back...
...he's prepared to whisper...
he's prepared to laugh...

HE....is shaitan...

he tells u...

...look at ur friends..
...they will laugh at u...

..besides its only food..
...and u can "break" ur fast at home...
...but right now...
...just take one...one...bite...
...cmon...

YOU REJECT!

but then he comes back...
this time...

he says...

take a sip out of that coke...

...no harm done right?..

...besides...you can make an excuse...
...later...
..say you forgot...
...and when u forget it doesnt break ur fast...


so you believe him...

...you start wita sip of coke...

...and 10 minutes later...

....your too full...

...from the chicken and coke....
..salad and apple...

...while your family...

..and muslim friends...

...are starving...

..you're here...



...breaking your fast before time...

...astaghfirallah!


Ok, am done.

it was gna be longer but im too lazy...:D...alright fine its coz its pointles..

besides u still got mu'minah421 wit u so am out :)​
 
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Mu'minah421 said:
*runz*



hmm k let me write something first though! lol :D
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Lool ok

am done already...

enjoy the tomatoes...

jokin. i think its me who's gna get them :-[

raOnar said:
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I want to see blood dripping!!:Evil:!! lool :), so what are sisters gna do? Am lost, u mean u gna rhyme at eachother?
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FIGHT! thats wut we gna do..
just kiddin
we gna write dat stuff ...right above this post...

just like the thread "where we standin yo!" that i made.

anyway...neone can join in anytime.

plz do so coz im done . lol

ooohh nooo not u too! that smiley is so!! Gaah!! LOOOL :raging: :laugh: looolololol:D
 
Re: Da tiight thing we do yo!

^i was suppose to go first :D

I can’t help but notice that u seem down
Lonely
Sad
Depressed...

U want me to go on?

I’m thinking this is al cuz of your stupid sins
Dat make u so far from Allah
And all the good in this world

So? U say
That just da way I am
I cant change that

Dats wat u think
Don’t u know every one has sooo many chances in this life?
And ur gona have dem till da day u die

Die?
Dat makes u shiver huh?

No!
^u’r too arrogant to admit it huh?

Look,

Who gave u your eyes?

U say Allah

So u think Allah gave dem to u so u can look at bad stuff?

Who gave u your Ears?

Allah...

So He’s seriously gona give dem to u so u can listen to all that (r@p?

Who gave u your feet?

Allah...

So u think he gave dem to walk to all those bad places?

U seriously need to open your eyes!
Think!

Allah didn’t give you all these blessings so u can disobey him!

U start to cry...
Remembering all da bad stuff u did

Hey, listen
Don’t u know that Allah said in his Quran,

Except those who repent and do righteous deeds, and openly declare (the truth which they concealed). These, I will accept their repentance. And I am the One Who accepts repentance, the Most Merciful.

 
Re: Da tiight thing we do yo!

Pshhh...took u loooooongg enouuuuuugh! LOOL just kiddin

Mashlalah
see u is better than me at it

now u and someone else do dis k?
kool yo
 
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if u leave.....i’m gona..i’m...Just don’t k? or else :Evil:
 
Re: Da tiight thing we do yo!

k yo now i bring it..
uh

*starts beat boxing*

Why u treating me so wrong
when all I try to be is so strong
don't want me to maintain
please stop messing with my brain

I gotta bad name
being the bad man I am
doing bad thangs
hang around with my bad friends
bad clan
doing bad stuff
me and u all the same
time to get rough

*thinks*
*remembers this isnt stand up poetry*

^^ that is wut da shaitan do to ya eh?
U all wanna b a baddass right?
wel no dat aint good
so realize it ...is bad
yeh bad, bad isnt good btw
..why? u ask...

...coz it has a B, a A and a D in it...
meaning ur grades will be B, then u get an A, then you suck and go to D HAHAHAHAAA


hehe..not funny

that sucked. lol
i really forgot it wasnt poetry so i wrote that then remembered after and made it seem like i was showin an example. hehehee lool

i can make u laugh

see look

...lets play yo mama

yo mama so fat.......yeh...she so fat!
hahahaaaa hilarius!!


ok ok fine...

yo. yo mama so fat, when she steps on the scale..it says ...TO BE CONTINUED... LOOOOOL!!!
cmon laugh!!!


no?
ok
 
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^heheheheheh LOOOOOOL ;D that was hilarious ;D
 
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Güven said:
^heheheheheh LOOOOOOL ;D that was hilarious ;D
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The yo mama joke or the whole thing?

(plz plzplzz dont say the yo mama joke..it was a joke, that wasnt meant to be funny. lol)

neways

*throws tomatoes at jazzy and mu'minah421*

hehe
lol

see yo both backed off! HAHA

and this time i didnt have to say BACK OFF!
hahaha


yeh yeh who da mama now eh?...alright fine, my mama is the mama..

WHAT MY NAME!!!? HAHAAA SPELL IT FO MEH! :Evil: hehe

DONT PLAY GAMES WITA SISTA YO!
 
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blocks all tomatoes :D haha :p

WHAT MY NAME!!!? HAHAAA SPELL IT FO MEH! hehe
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T R U E M U S L I M

^happy?
lol

i'm speechless bout u'r last one ;D
and I DIDNT back off! ha!
i'm gona make anoder one
 
Re: Da tiight thing we do yo!

truemuslim said:
The yo mama joke or the whole thing?

(plz plzplzz dont say the yo mama joke..it was a joke, that wasnt meant to be funny. lol)

neways

*throws tomatoes at jazzy and mu'minah421*

hehe
lol

see yo both backed off! HAHA

and this time i didnt have to say BACK OFF!
hahaha


yeh yeh who da mama now eh?...alright fine, my mama is the mama..

WHAT MY NAME!!!? HAHAAA SPELL IT FO MEH! :Evil: hehe

DONT PLAY GAMES WITA SISTA YO!
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Actualy The Whole Thing And Especialy This one ""...coz it has a B, a A and a D in it...
meaning ur grades will be B, then u get an A, then you suck and go to D HAHAHAHAAA""

LoooooooooL;D
 
Re: Da tiight thing we do yo!

no fancy colors this time :D

U know wats really sad?

(well everything in this world is sad)

but da really sad thing is that....

do u feel special dat u have something *as a Muslim* that no oder religion has?*

I’ll let u guess along wat it it

Ever have a question?

It’ll answer it for u

Ever argued with someone?
It’ll tell u both who’s right

Want to get Ajar?
Every word u read in it u’ll get ten hasanats

Cool huh?

Well I’m sure u must have guessed by now

It’s the Quran

T
H
E

Q
U
R
A
N

So u gona ask me wats so sad bout it

Well the quran isn’t sad
The sad thing is the fact that no one really gives much thought to it

Sure u read it in your prayer *if u pray*
And must have memorized first few surah
*The short ones*

But thnk bout this....

Are you really incorporating the little thing u memorized in your life???
 
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Mu'minah421 said:
blocks all tomatoes :D haha :p



T R U E M U S L I M

^happy?
lol

i'm speechless bout u'r last one ;D
and I DIDNT back off! ha!
i'm gona make anoder one
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LOool
i meant my real name coz this one dont match the whole ghetto scene. LOL
shh



Güven said:
Actualy The Whole Thing And Especialy This one ""...coz it has a B, a A and a D in it...
meaning ur grades will be B, then u get an A, then you suck and go to D HAHAHAHAAA""

LoooooooooL;D
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Ohh loool

ok

hehe



@ mu'minah421

Mashallah thats awesome sis!

NOW BACK OFF YO!

kiddin
i back off...wait no i dont back off, i just...slip ova there yo. no one backs me off hah!
 
Re: Da tiight thing we do yo!

^ oor we can throw something...*wink* something *wink* at jazzy till she comes and takes my spot eh?

Koool
 

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