25 reasons

25 REASONS

I Owe My Mother for My Education

1) My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished cleaning."

2) My mother taught me RELIGION:

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3) My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of the week."

4) My mother taught me LOGIC:

"Because I said so, that's why."

5) My mother taught me MORE LOGIC:

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6) My mother taught me FORESIGHT:

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7) My mother taught me IRONY:

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8) My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9) My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM:

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10) My mother taught me about STAMINA:

"You'll sit there until all the spinach is gone."

11) My mother taught me about WEATHER:

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12) My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13) My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE:

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14) My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION:

"Stop acting like your father!"

15) My mother taught me about ENVY:

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who dont have wonderful parents like you do"

16) My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:

"Just wait until we get home."

17) My mother taught me about RECEIVING:

"You're going to get it when you get home."

18) My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE:

"If you dont stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way."

19) My mother taught me ESP:

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"

20) My mother taught me HUMOUR:

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21) My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT:

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22) My mother taught me GENETICS:

"You're just like your father."

23) My mother taught me about my ROOTS:

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24) My mother taught me WISDOM:

"When you get to be my age you'll understand."

25) And my favourite. My mother taught me about JUSTICE:

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."

8) My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

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Haha, really, made me chuckle!

13) My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE:

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

LOL.
loved them all, thanks for sharing, haha.

lololol Thanks for putting a smile on my face. May Allah SWT reward you for that

north_malaysian said:

25 REASONS

I Owe My Mother for My Education

1) My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished cleaning."



4) My mother taught me LOGIC:

"Because I said so, that's why."


6) My mother taught me FORESIGHT:

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7) My mother taught me IRONY:

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."



11) My mother taught me about WEATHER:

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."


13) My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE:

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."



15) My mother taught me about ENVY:

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who dont have wonderful parents like you do"

16) My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:

"Just wait until we get home."

17) My mother taught me about RECEIVING:

"You're going to get it when you get home."



24) My mother taught me WISDOM:

"When you get to be my age you'll understand."

25) And my favourite. My mother taught me about JUSTICE:

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."

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theses r the things i can say my mother SAID TO me LOL but the one she still says ya rab u get a gurl like u :bump: lol so true .. salamz n thanks

Mum is the best teacher...right?

north_malaysian said:

Mum is the best teacher...right?

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YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH sure is .. mashallah

hahahah some funny ones

LOL that was funny

For me, mothers can be dictators, but later we would realise that they did it for our own goodness...

So... dear brothers and sisters... love your mums....

I REALLY love the 25th reason.....