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Pk_#2
08-28-2008, 05:36 PM
Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.

''Go away!' I said. 'I haven't got any money!', 'I'm broke!' and proceeded to close the door.Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.

'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto my hallway carpet.

'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder.' I stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a Friggin good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of 'broke' do you not understand?'
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Güven
08-28-2008, 05:48 PM
btw I tought YOU was Broke lol


But loooooooooooooool hahah ;D;D

This was too fuunny lol ;D

Thanks For sharing looool ;D
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Pk_#2
08-28-2008, 05:54 PM
Originally Posted by Güven
btw I tought YOU was Broke lol


But loooooooooooooool hahah ;D;D

This was too fuunny lol ;D

Thanks For sharing looool ;D
You're welcome, =)

You were gonna lend me some money?

Ahh darn it, next year akhi, I'm creating a new 'Broke' Thread,

:thumbs_up
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Na7lah
08-28-2008, 07:37 PM
lol nice :D
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Orn
08-28-2008, 07:50 PM
lol! hahahahahaa llo!
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wildkat
08-28-2008, 08:06 PM
aww poor salesman!!
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Afifa
08-28-2008, 08:22 PM
:sl:
:giggling::giggling: very funy!!!

poor salesman..so did he eat it den ? :-[ lol
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Tornado
08-28-2008, 08:33 PM
Would love to see the reaction.
Good stuff.
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qassy!
08-28-2008, 08:42 PM
Lol
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IbnAbdulHakim
08-28-2008, 08:58 PM
thats....disgusting.... :|
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Germanrose20
08-29-2008, 12:28 PM
Oi vei! That must have been a sorry sight to see!
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08-30-2008, 12:04 PM
:salamext:

Erm...omg...LOL ;D
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unknown_JJ
08-30-2008, 12:06 PM
Anyone seen khayals cat thread? Jus' went through 400..

Wrong place to ask and wrong account, can't be bothered..
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nadia85
08-30-2008, 12:33 PM
lol funny
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layla is here
10-02-2008, 08:22 PM
lol
poor salesman indeed
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truemuslim
10-03-2008, 05:36 PM
...disgusting...
nd Lol
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Periwinkle18
10-03-2008, 05:42 PM
lolz
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