Feeling Stupid?

[Tilmeez]

If you ever feel a little stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius :

(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas .

"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. . It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
-- Dan Quayle

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need ?"
--Lee Iacocca

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

Feeling smarter......??

[Re.TiReD]

;D kool

[Na7lah]

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

lol subhanallah :D

[truemuslim]

LOL im so smart! :p

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."

loool !

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:salamext:

Nice one lol

[Snowflake]

Lol! :)

[Intisar]

:giggling: ;D ;D

[Musaafirah]

This is soooooooooo hilarious!
Edit, who's norman Einstein? LOLL!!!

[*KB*]

Assalamualaykum

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

Feeling smarter......?? Very

:giggling: That's absolutely briliant :D

Assalamualaykum
*KB*
:coolious:

[mahvish00786]

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

hahaha....where else do u have a knee surgery?? lol

and YES i feel alot better!! :) :)

[Raaina]

;D

I needed this after today!

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

Lol omg can ppl really be this dumb :p

[AlHoda]

:sl:
And I thought I was stupid........
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey
:skeleton:
:wa:

[tw009]

lolll haha wow

[Italianguy]

lol, now blondes don't have to dye their hair black anymore;D;D;D

All they have to do is show this to people;D

I am just kidding blondes!;D

[Binyamine]

These two made me lol really hard:

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas .

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.

Thanks for sharing these...

[Ramadhan]

They're all such gems I cannot decide which one I like the most :D

Feeling smarter......??

Infinitely!

[Dagless]

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. . It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President

These 2 are definitely false, which makes me wonder how many more are :hmm:

[syilla]

Sometimes i think i did the same thing without realising it... :(

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

LOOOL. haha..soo geeky lool.

[kamran javed]

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."

[Ameer Hamza]

Lol very funny
:)

[skatteress]

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

tooooo ffunny

['Abd Al-Maajid]

I am feeling smarter. :)

[Rafeeq]

I am feeling smarter

Kush fehmi bolte aisi batan ko....

['Abd Al-Maajid]

Kush fehmi bolte aisi batan ko....

HAHA...:lol:

[marwen]

still feeling stupid lol

[peace_maker]

Whoa! I'm stunned! I'm totally feelin' waaaaay smarter now. ;)

['Abd Al-Maajid]

My favorites.

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. . It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

;D;D;D Stupids! they don't deserve to live. ;D

[Woodrow]

Stupidity is still in this world, by the look of these recent comments.

«Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.»
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

«I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.»
- Milos Forman, Film director

«When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.»
- Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.

«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

«You guys, line up alphabetically by height.»
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

«I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.»
- Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)

«I think war is a dangerous place.»
- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003)

«I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.»
- Greg Norman, Golfer

«It's nice, it gives you a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he'll bring a drill or something.»
- Brooke Shields, Actress, on why it was is good to live in a co-ed dormitory when she was in college

«Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself.»
- Gyrator, Chicago Rotary Club journal

«These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up.»
- Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player

[IslamicRevival]

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

LOL :D

[Asiyah3]

still feeling stupid lol

lol same.

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[Abdul-Raouf]

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery

may be they get something imported undersea as well - using a submarine....im i thinking too much ...;D

['Abd Al-Maajid]

«You guys, line up alphabetically by height.»
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

«I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.»
- Greg Norman, Golfer

HAHA...:lol:

[Tilmeez]

..... and there is a great way of feeling smart: think of a stupidest thing and ... don't say it :X

['Abd Al-Maajid]

..... and there is a great way of feeling smart: think of a stupidest thing and ... don't say it :X

I agree...;D

[Alpha Dude]

This thread provides encouragement for people not to become famous.

['Abd Al-Maajid]

^ being famous is cool :coolious::coolalien

[Woodrow]

Just got to thinking; does this mean if somebody becomes famous, for being the most stupid person, they might suddenly get quoted for making the most intelligent statements?

[Ramadhan]

Just got to thinking; does this mean if somebody becomes famous, for being the most stupid person, they might suddenly get quoted for making the most intelligent statements?

Yes.
Case in point: Dubya.

people are pleasantly surprised when, on rare occasions, he says something intelligent.

Come to think of it, he is actually smart for he has set expectations of himself very low that whenever he does something worthwhile at a minimum, people applaud him.

[Faatin]

lol...they are all a laugh! And the mariah carey one... ::giggling.