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Tilmeez
10-16-2008, 10:02 AM
If you ever feel a little stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius :

(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas .

"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. . It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
-- Dan Quayle

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need ?"
--Lee Iacocca

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

Feeling smarter......??
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Re.TiReD
10-16-2008, 10:38 AM
;D kool
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Na7lah
10-16-2008, 03:27 PM
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
lol subhanallah :D
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truemuslim
10-16-2008, 03:36 PM
LOL im so smart! :p

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
loool !
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10-16-2008, 04:47 PM
:salamext:

Nice one lol
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Snowflake
10-16-2008, 05:02 PM
Lol! :)
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Intisar
10-16-2008, 08:39 PM
:giggling: ;D ;D
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Musaafirah
10-16-2008, 08:41 PM
This is soooooooooo hilarious!
Edit, who's norman Einstein? LOLL!!!
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*KB*
10-25-2008, 12:34 PM
Assalamualaykum

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

Feeling smarter......?? Very

:giggling: That's absolutely briliant :D

Assalamualaykum
*KB*
:coolious:
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mahvish00786
01-06-2010, 09:49 PM
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
hahaha....where else do u have a knee surgery?? lol

and YES i feel alot better!! :) :)
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Raaina
01-06-2010, 10:02 PM
;D

I needed this after today!
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Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн
01-07-2010, 12:22 AM
Lol omg can ppl really be this dumb :p
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AlHoda
01-08-2010, 11:38 AM
:sl:
And I thought I was stupid........
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey
:skeleton:
:wa:
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tw009
01-10-2010, 02:01 AM
lolll haha wow
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Italianguy
01-10-2010, 02:58 AM
lol, now blondes don't have to dye their hair black anymore;D;D;D

All they have to do is show this to people;D

I am just kidding blondes!;D
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Binyamine
01-10-2010, 07:25 AM
These two made me lol really hard:

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas .
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.
Thanks for sharing these...
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Ramadhan
01-11-2010, 02:46 AM
They're all such gems I cannot decide which one I like the most :D

Feeling smarter......??
Infinitely!
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Dagless
01-11-2010, 03:32 AM
Originally Posted by Tilmeez
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. . It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President
These 2 are definitely false, which makes me wonder how many more are :hmm:
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syilla
01-11-2010, 06:40 AM
Sometimes i think i did the same thing without realising it... :(
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Ğħαrєєвαħ
01-11-2010, 10:21 PM
LOOOL. haha..soo geeky lool.
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kamran javed
01-15-2010, 05:07 PM
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
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Ameer Hamza
02-01-2010, 09:07 AM
Lol very funny
:)
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skatteress
02-05-2010, 07:10 PM
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
tooooo ffunny
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'Abd Al-Maajid
02-15-2011, 08:57 AM
I am feeling smarter. :)
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Rafeeq
02-15-2011, 10:26 AM
Originally Posted by abdulmājid
I am feeling smarter
Kush fehmi bolte aisi batan ko....
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'Abd Al-Maajid
02-15-2011, 10:30 AM
Originally Posted by Rafeeq
Kush fehmi bolte aisi batan ko....
HAHA...:lol:
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marwen
02-15-2011, 10:41 AM
still feeling stupid lol
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peace_maker
02-15-2011, 11:23 AM
Whoa! I'm stunned! I'm totally feelin' waaaaay smarter now. ;)
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'Abd Al-Maajid
02-15-2011, 12:23 PM
My favorites.
Originally Posted by Tilmeez
"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
Originally Posted by Tilmeez
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
Originally Posted by Tilmeez
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. . It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
;D;D;D Stupids! they don't deserve to live. ;D
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Woodrow
02-15-2011, 05:29 PM
Stupidity is still in this world, by the look of these recent comments.

«Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.»
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

«I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.»
- Milos Forman, Film director

«When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.»
- Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.

«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

«You guys, line up alphabetically by height.»
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

«I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.»
- Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)

«I think war is a dangerous place.»
- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003)

«I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.»
- Greg Norman, Golfer

«It's nice, it gives you a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he'll bring a drill or something.»
- Brooke Shields, Actress, on why it was is good to live in a co-ed dormitory when she was in college

«Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself.»
- Gyrator, Chicago Rotary Club journal

«These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up.»
- Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player
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IslamicRevival
02-15-2011, 05:54 PM
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.


LOL :D
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Asiyah3
02-15-2011, 06:02 PM
Originally Posted by marwen
still feeling stupid lol
lol same.

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Abdul-Raouf
02-15-2011, 06:22 PM
Originally Posted by Tilmeez

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery
may be they get something imported undersea as well - using a submarine....im i thinking too much ...;D
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'Abd Al-Maajid
02-15-2011, 06:27 PM
Originally Posted by Woodrow
«You guys, line up alphabetically by height.»
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
Originally Posted by Woodrow
«I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.»
- Greg Norman, Golfer
HAHA...:lol:
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Tilmeez
02-15-2011, 06:30 PM
..... and there is a great way of feeling smart: think of a stupidest thing and ... don't say it :X
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'Abd Al-Maajid
02-15-2011, 06:31 PM
Originally Posted by Tilmeez
..... and there is a great way of feeling smart: think of a stupidest thing and ... don't say it :X
I agree...;D
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Alpha Dude
02-15-2011, 07:06 PM
This thread provides encouragement for people not to become famous.
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'Abd Al-Maajid
02-15-2011, 07:09 PM
^ being famous is cool :coolious::coolalien
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Woodrow
02-16-2011, 12:11 AM
Just got to thinking; does this mean if somebody becomes famous, for being the most stupid person, they might suddenly get quoted for making the most intelligent statements?
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Ramadhan
02-16-2011, 01:18 AM
Originally Posted by
Just got to thinking; does this mean if somebody becomes famous, for being the most stupid person, they might suddenly get quoted for making the most intelligent statements?

Yes.
Case in point: Dubya.

people are pleasantly surprised when, on rare occasions, he says something intelligent.

Come to think of it, he is actually smart for he has set expectations of himself very low that whenever he does something worthwhile at a minimum, people applaud him.
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Faatin
02-16-2011, 02:29 AM
lol...they are all a laugh! And the mariah carey one... ::giggling.
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