Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Intisar]

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The
chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need
to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on
the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to
cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure --
right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the
chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about
me.......

DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he
must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it
goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to
do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his
'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.

OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why
he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken
learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm
going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the
road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is
either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his
eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.

GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody
told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its
life long dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in
peace.

BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This
new Platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C%
........
reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath
the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?

Dick CHENEY:
Where's my gun?

[IbnAbdulHakim]

Best chicken thread in the world !!!!!!!!

[Güven]

LOL the last one cracked me up "Where is my Gun?" ;D

[afzalaung]

lol....
colonal sander missed one...

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[The Ruler]

The Chicken crossed the road to join the army of the ever-Great Ruler.

[Obi97_Abdul]

LOOL JOKES ! i love da barak obama 1

[Danah]

I wonder who echicken will look like.......;D

[The Ruler]

I wonder who echicken will look like.......;D

If eFish = Jolie,

I think eChicken should be one of her cousins.

[Danah]

If eFish = Jolie,

I think eChicken should be one of her cousins.

:giggling: ;D :giggling: ;D ..... what logic !

[Re.TiReD]

If eFish = Jolie,

I think eChicken should be one of her cousins.

:giggling: ;D :giggling: ;D ..... what logic !

You guys obviously havnt been studying my family tree carefully enough

If you had done you'd have seen that the echicken is the black sheep, the outcast :skeleton:

Not one of us :mmokay: