The not so Islamic version =P
What to do when you iz bored..
Whenever you are bored, or feel like being annoying, here are some cool things to do:
-At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
-Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
-Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
-Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
-Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance with the prophecy."
-don't use any punctuation
-As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
-Ask people what gender they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
-Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
-Sing along at the opera.
-Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
-Put mosquito netting around your cubicle at work.
-Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
-Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
-Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
-When the money comes out of the cash machine, scream "I Won! I Won! Third time this week!" :D
-When leaving the zoo, run towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!" :coolious:
-Pay off your MasterCard with your Visa.
-Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid.
-When someone says, "Have a nice day," tell them you have other plans.
-Have a tea party with your pets.
-Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
-Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to school as if nothing was wrong.
-Write checks with Roman numerals.
-Write "Out to lunch" on your forehead.
-Drive to the store in reverse.
-Start a nasty rumour and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
-Bill your doctor for time spent in the waiting room.
-Stare at people through the points of a fork and pretend they're in jail.:-[
-Make up a language and stop someone to ask for directions.
-Write a short story using alphabet soup.
-Talk to your fish.
-Start conversations with the words, "Did you ever wonder why..."
-Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your room-mate suspiciously.
-Buy a complete set of Transformers. Play with them loudly. If people comment, tell them with a straight face, "There's more to them than meets the eye."
& Lastly,
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Read this.
For the more Islamic Version: http://www.islamicboard.com/manners-...m-zzzzzzz.html