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Pk_#2
10-29-2008, 06:12 PM
The not so Islamic version =P

What to do when you iz bored..


Whenever you are bored, or feel like being annoying, here are some cool things to do:

-At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.


-Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.


-Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.


-Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

-Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance with the prophecy."


-don't use any punctuation


-As often as possible, skip rather than walk.


-Ask people what gender they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.


-Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".


-Sing along at the opera.


-Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.


-Put mosquito netting around your cubicle at work.



-Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.


-Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.


-Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.


-When the money comes out of the cash machine, scream "I Won! I Won! Third time this week!" :D



-When leaving the zoo, run towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!" :coolious:



-Pay off your MasterCard with your Visa.


-Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid.


-When someone says, "Have a nice day," tell them you have other plans.


-Have a tea party with your pets.


-Make a list of things to do that you have already done.


-Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to school as if nothing was wrong.


-Write checks with Roman numerals.


-Write "Out to lunch" on your forehead.


-Drive to the store in reverse.


-Start a nasty rumour and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.


-Bill your doctor for time spent in the waiting room.


-Stare at people through the points of a fork and pretend they're in jail.:-[


-Make up a language and stop someone to ask for directions.


-Write a short story using alphabet soup.


-Talk to your fish.


-Start conversations with the words, "Did you ever wonder why..."


-Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your room-mate suspiciously.


-Buy a complete set of Transformers. Play with them loudly. If people comment, tell them with a straight face, "There's more to them than meets the eye."


& Lastly,


- Read this.




















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truemuslim
10-29-2008, 06:14 PM
-At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Loool

Pay off your MasterCard with your Visa.
Loool
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The Ruler
10-29-2008, 06:20 PM
-Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid.
That's not the best thing to do. I did that, and mum asked me to clean the mess. Though, my sister ended up cleaning it, since I excused myself to do my 'homework'.

-Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to school as if nothing was wrong.
Speaking from experience, it's much better to wear your own clothes that way. It keeps the amusement around for longer.

-Write "Out to lunch" on your forehead.
-Stare at people through the points of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
I like those ideas. Thank you.

But the ultimate thing you could do when bored is sleep.

Pranking is always the alternative.
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Pk_#2
10-29-2008, 06:34 PM
Originally Posted by The Ruler
That's not the best thing to do. I did that, and mum asked me to clean the mess. Though, my sister ended up cleaning it, since I excused myself to do my 'homework'.



Speaking from experience, it's much better to wear your own clothes that way. It keeps the amusement around for longer.



I like those ideas. Thank you.

But the ultimate thing you could do when bored is sleep.

Pranking is always the alternative.
Ahhh good'ol pranking, prankings cool, I probably pranked everywan I know multiple times already, now it's time to start on people I dun know!
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Re.TiReD
10-29-2008, 08:13 PM
;D kool

-Talk to your fish.
Best one I reckon :thumbs_up :p
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Na7lah
10-29-2008, 08:53 PM
these are crazy lol
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Najm
10-29-2008, 09:02 PM
Originally Posted by Pk_#2
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

-Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with

-Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance with the prophecy."
AsSalamOAlaikum WaRehamatuAllah WaBarkatuhu

These lines are so funny, i wonder who does this:giggling:

Well done Uhkti

FiAmaaniAllah
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IbnAbdulHakim
10-29-2008, 09:08 PM
-don't use any punctuation
why the hypocrisy of it all !
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Pk_#2
10-30-2008, 07:38 AM
Originally Posted by Najm
AsSalamOAlaikum WaRehamatuAllah WaBarkatuhu

These lines are so funny, i wonder who does this:giggling:

Well done Uhkti

FiAmaaniAllah
JazakAllah khair Najm =).

Originally Posted by Mz
why the hypocrisy of it all !
:-[
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