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Ansariyah
10-30-2008, 08:14 PM
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?”

Chris rock.


I cnt stand the guy, but that quote is jst funny lol.:X
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SixTen
10-30-2008, 08:16 PM
Yep, I think its very old though :).
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Ansariyah
10-30-2008, 08:17 PM
Originally Posted by SixTen
Yep, I think its very old though :).
I am very aware that its Old...I still like it. lol
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kwolney01
10-30-2008, 08:28 PM
:)ha ha....very funny...

its true though..
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x-strawberry-x
10-30-2008, 09:15 PM
lol..love it
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Sabbir_1
11-03-2008, 03:43 PM
lol funny

some more funny comedian quotes

When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
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x-strawberry-x
11-03-2008, 05:38 PM
lol that is funnyy!!!!
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Faith.
11-03-2008, 05:47 PM
Lol thats really funny:sunny:
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'Abdul Rahmaan
11-09-2008, 12:43 AM
Hey sister, if you have some more funny quotes, feel free to post them here. I'll be thankful to you coz I love funny quotes.

Here's the one that I like very much.

I can't forgive my friends for dying; I don't find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing. :p
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Yasahra
11-13-2008, 02:15 PM
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.:p:

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.:hiding:
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Yasahra
11-13-2008, 02:22 PM
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

unknown

I love this one:bump1:

"Early in life I had learned that if you want something, you had better make some noise."

Malcolm X!
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IbnAbdulHakim
11-13-2008, 03:05 PM
"Sure, I have friends, plenty of friends, and they all come around wantin' to borrow money. I've always been generous with my friends and family, with money, but selfish with the important stuff like love. "
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'Abdul Rahmaan
11-13-2008, 03:14 PM
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. :p
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Olive
11-13-2008, 08:44 PM
Originally Posted by Mercurial
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. :p
Haha! I liiiike that one! :D
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Musaafirah
11-23-2008, 07:01 PM
Never make excuses,
your enemies won't believe you
and your friends don't need them.
(Can't remember who wrote that!)
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Umm Hurairah
11-23-2008, 11:58 PM
Asalaamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatu,

"The road to success is always under construction."

"Cheer up, the worst is yet to come."

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."

"In California, they don't throw their garbage away -- they make it into television shows."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out."

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

"I intent to live forever. So far, so good."

"Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking."

"When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me."

"When there is a will, I want to be in it."

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"

"There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side, and the right side."

"Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else."

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."

"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limit."

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."

"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose."

"A rich man's joke is always funny."

"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't except it back."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing."

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'Abdul Rahmaan
11-24-2008, 04:50 AM
:thankyou:
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Ansariyah
11-24-2008, 08:09 PM
hey yasahra u forgot this one:p:

"How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than 60 years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten?"
Logan Smith


Reasspeect for our elders lol. Doesn't that humble u?
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Saimah Ali
11-25-2008, 05:42 PM
lol...nice one!
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Olive
11-26-2008, 08:28 AM
Originally Posted by Umm Hurairah
Asalaamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatu,

"The road to success is always under construction."

"Cheer up, the worst is yet to come."

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."

"In California, they don't throw their garbage away -- they make it into television shows."

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out."

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

"I intent to live forever. So far, so good."

"Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking."

"When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me."

"When there is a will, I want to be in it."

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"

"There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side, and the right side."

"Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else."

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."

"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limit."

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."

"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose."

"A rich man's joke is always funny."

"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't except it back."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing."

Haha! Those are really good! :D
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Blue Rose
11-28-2008, 02:46 PM
"General principles should not be based on exceptional cases."
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Blue Rose
11-28-2008, 02:48 PM
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...

'If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.'

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
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Ansariyah
11-28-2008, 02:52 PM
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
- Robert Bloch
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Ansariyah
11-28-2008, 02:57 PM
You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
(Dave Chappelle )
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Ansariyah
11-28-2008, 03:06 PM
Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe I lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!'

Dave chappele!

lol
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Periwinkle18
11-28-2008, 03:16 PM
lolz
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cihad
11-28-2008, 04:28 PM
"love many, trust few, hurt none" yao-man from survivor.
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'Abdul Rahmaan
11-29-2008, 11:01 PM
Originally Posted by Yanoorah
hey yasahra u forgot this one:p:

"How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than 60 years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten?"
Logan Smith


Reasspeect for our elders lol. Doesn't that humble u?
:giggling:
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'Abdul Rahmaan
11-29-2008, 11:03 PM
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. (George Bernard Shaw)
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smile
12-01-2008, 05:55 PM
hey why can't u stand chris rock?
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Ansariyah
12-01-2008, 09:26 PM
Originally Posted by smile
hey why can't u stand chris rock?
He swears too much, and says nasty things about women, Though he says it in a jokey way, I still don't like it.
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Cabdullahi
12-01-2008, 09:26 PM
Originally Posted by Yanoorah
He swears too much, and says nasty things about women, Though he says it in a jokey way, I still don't like it.
dave chappelle is the best comedian ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ansariyah
12-01-2008, 09:34 PM
Originally Posted by J.U.N.I.O.R
dave chappelle is the best comedian ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah he's funny but also pretty real, n genuine.

Is this what I want for myself? Did I get too big? I like people, and the higher up I go the less happy I get. I'm an artist, man. I don't need a sneaker deal.

dave chappelle
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Yasahra
12-23-2008, 04:19 PM
LoL This cracked me up!!:p:

:rollseyes

"I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I
don't always agree with them."
George Bush
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misstique009
01-06-2009, 07:17 PM
College is a place where sum pursue learning & others learn pursuing!!

Some motoring accidents are caused by a faulty mechanism but most are caused by a faulty nut at the wheel...

Only some people learn by other people's mistakes, the rest of us have to b the other people!!

If at first u don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried...

The things I fear may all be imaginary; so what I fear most is my imagination!
:p
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jen.bas
01-12-2009, 04:28 PM
:bump1: hahaha really funny..
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